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VenusnMars
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 54
Straight Female, 83

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Great introduction, and well thought out LMU post. I hope we see more of you in The Cafe.
Take note everyone!
Welcome biggrin
(god I hope after saying that, that you used your validated e-mail address!)
Venusxxx
Quote by cricket68
But by posting all those "quips" you reduce his chances of a reply from someone interested from slight to zero. ie you effectively kill his ad.
If you think his ad is badly worded, Pm him dont humiliate him on the forum.

Hmm, interesting point. I`m sure some would argue that if his thread was badly worded he`d lessoned his chances from the outset, and encouraging him to join in with banter would increase his chances of becoming known, and thus increase his chances of a meet. However, humiliation and blatant personal insults are never pro-active. I have seen threads which have attracted serious replies as well as piss-takes, but equally, I have seen threads where the pisstaking has dissolved into spite. Personally I find it difficult to tell where such threads are likely to end up until the thread starter begins to participate further, and I get to see how their interaction is received. I do hate to see spiteful bandwagons form.
Venusxxx
Well, I suppose that would depend upon whether people were being spiteful or not, whether they left me room to join in with the banter, and whether I`d said something daft like `are there any real people here`. Thus suggesting that I viewed most of the membership unreal.
I`d probably try to brush it off, join in, and worry about it if the contributors seemed to continue to laughatme, instead ofwith me. If, after replying in good nature, people continued to laugh at me, I`d consider it a problem.
Venusxxx
Quote by mattmoleman
York is so many times I just end up crying for their stupidity.

Gee thanks lol
Venusxxx
Quote by freckledbird
Is there a reason you are looking particularly for newbies?

Snack food :shock:
Venusxxx
Pack it in, you`ll be giving all the Paintballers ideas! The theme might turn into SH verses Venus` arse! :eeek:
Venusxxx
Quote by David6969
Sorry Venus...........i forgot you were here......
Dave
Ps I cant wait to shoot your arse on the 20th

Oh, ta very much! :shock: :P
Venusxxx
Quote by hornyred and dino
Manchester is Mancunian
Leeds is Tyke
its too early for me to think of any more!!!

Neil`s a Tyke! rotflmao
tyke
n 1: a crude uncouth ill-bred person lacking culture or refinement 2: a young person of either sex; "she writes books for children"; "they're just kids"; "`tiddler' is a British term for youngsters"

I bloody knew it! :giggle:
Neil! Expand on that whole `tiddler` thing will you? :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Quote by Jas-Tim
Here's a top tip for you.
NEVER suggest that I come from Wales or Birmingham mad :x
They are the two that I commonly get asked - I hate it.
Jas
XXX

Why? Anyway, I KNOW where you come from. You still talk funny like the rest of them though :P
Venusxxx
Quote by AndyS-NE
Andy, how did you work that out?
I couldn't understand a word she said lol

:lol: :lol:
Venus - where did the said lady come from then? - just so we Northerns can have a good laugh!!!
I can`t remember that either, it was last June!
Venusxxx
Quote by AndyS-NE
Theres a definate North North divide - how people think Manchester is in the North of England is beyond me - it's in the bloody Midlands!! (compared to Newcastle)
P.s you forgot Geordies - from Newcastle.
Makems from Sunderland.
Loads more but can't think at the moment!

It`s north to me! Anymore South and I`d be in France.......that`s if you don`t count the Isle of Wight, an inhabitant from there once told me a I was a Northerner! :giggle:
I thought a Makem was from Manchester :confused:
Scandal, I can`t remember what you were lol
Venusxxx
Yes Joe, you can come educate me on my Northern for Dummies thread! :mrgreen: Come and play! :bounce:
Venusxxx
I need educating! Almost anything past a certain point in this country is just `northern` to me. Which regional nicknames are connected to which city? For example, I know a `scouser` comes from Liverpool, but there are others, and I don`t have a bloody clue! This is all very important I realise from my first ever munch, when we were stopped by a party goer who demanded we guess where she came from by her accent. I guessed Liverpool, much to her disgust. I guessed Manchester, much to her disgust, and whilst I desperately tried to guess more and more northern regions in the hope of hitting jackpot, it became more and more evident to me that it`s not so much of a North/South divide, as a North/North divide! Obviously I need to know these things, before I accuse someone else of being something they are not. I am aware of one thing. Never, never, suggest a Liverpudlian comes from Manchester, or visa versa :shock:
Now I`m guessing the North/North divide is treated as tongue in cheek as the North/South divide, so this thread is pretty safe?
Venusxxx
Quote by LadyFeeBee
Fucking hell. Why can`t I think up shit like that? I have cats. :twisted:
Yeah.............. that`s right, um, I have cats, and I`m not afraid to eat them! Give me er, dunno yet, I`ll get back to you.
Venusxxx

You'd eat pussy!!!!!??????? :shock: :shock: :shock:

Damn right! :twisted:
Venusxxx
You poor damn fool! Welcome! :mrgreen:
May god be with you.<-----figure of speech Scandal! :P
Venusxxx
Fucking hell. Why can`t I think up shit like that? I have cats. :twisted:
Yeah.............. that`s right, um, I have cats, and I`m not afraid to eat them! Give me er, dunno yet, I`ll get back to you.
Venusxxx
Quote by KcKat
Venus - Say Nothing!!!!!!! :mrgreen:

Impossible ! ! lol
:giggle:
Ya bugger!!! he hee
I`m far to dignified to respond to this.
:doh:
Venusxxx
Must be the username. Scares the shit outta me They run away! :shock: wink
Thing is, the ones here who aren`t genuine, aren`t likely to own up here are they? Perhaps attending a few social meets beforehand would help you to sort out the wheat from the chaff? Good luck!
Venusxx
It may take a while before your photo is approved, but when it is, you can click on your profile to check. biggrin
Venusxxx
Quote by Ben Nevis
Women who wear leggings when they're out shopping.
Women who wear miniskirts and flat shoes

Bollocks to you then! :moon: wink
Venusxxx
rotflmao
<------------- sad person alert!
I just logged in to check my votes, so far 109, and the average guess is 15.9! :giggle:
Venusxxx
Don`t need to. I constructed the sentance, complete with punctuation (I hope :uhohsmile
Yes I do need a life. Thankyou for thinking it. :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Quote by neilinleeds

I'll try to make sure that the best things cum to those who wait :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
passionkiss
Jas
XXX

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Venusxxx
Can we watch! :twisted:
sod the bloody watching, i'm wanting to make a 5th! :twisted: i'd normally stick a :lol2: in here but i'm not kidding! :lol2:
n x x x ;)
Ok. Wet now.
Venusxxx
My one regret (which we intend to rectify soon), is that aside from a holiday flat, and two Haven holidays we had with the kids, Mars and I had never stayed in a hotel or similar together prior to SH. There`s always that slight regret we don`t actually get much time to enjoy the luxuries of the room we`ve paid for! We don`t have a proper shower unit at home, so our first time having sex in a shower was after an SH munch, it`s always the first thing Mars checks out when we check into a hotel room now lol
At some point this year we are going to book into a hotel, near us, just the two of us, no SH, no kids, just the room, us, hotel restauraunt, and whatever the weekend brings :twisted:
Sorry, that had fuck all to do with the topic at hand did it?! :giggle:
Venusxxx
My father is the prime example of an overweight, cholestoral ridden, smelly, permanant `dogend out the mouth` lorry driver. I spent much of my childhood helping to load the lorry (would explain the potty mouth :mrgreensmile and sometimes accompanying him on trips. He drives a tractor too. :mrgreen:
Love him to bits.
Venusxxx
Quote by MrsFC
I put mine on the cistern too but I unravell some paper and twist it and pop it into the hole at the top.

OOOOOOOO :shock:
That`s practically origami is that worship
How cultured are you?! I`ll bet you use a knife and fork at mealtimes too :shock:
Gosh.
Venusxxx
You people hang your bog rolls?! :shock:
Mine just gets plonked on the cistern :mrgreen:
I love my home comforts I do! rotflmao
Venusxxx