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Venusxxx
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VenusnMars
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 54
Straight Female, 83
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Current irritant.
The education system, who after nine years of schooling your child, tell her, when it`s time to take her options that `sorry, not sure if there`ll be enough demand/room in that class or timetable, to take the subjects which are pretty damn important for your chosen career path.
There are three food based subjects, and they are telling her there might not be room in any of them. She wants to be a chef (back up choice working in tourism). They will bloody well make room or I will raise merry hell.
Three food based subjects, but very different food based subjects, and she`s been told to put all three down to increase her chances of hitting one, let alone the one she wants. It`s a bloody lottery.
Oh sorry, did I rant a little
Venusxxx
The education system, who after nine years of schooling your child, tell her, when it`s time to take her options that `sorry, not sure if there`ll be enough demand/room in that class or timetable, to take the subjects which are pretty damn important for your chosen career path.
There are three food based subjects, and they are telling her there might not be room in any of them. She wants to be a chef (back up choice working in tourism). They will bloody well make room or I will raise merry hell.
Three food based subjects, but very different food based subjects, and she`s been told to put all three down to increase her chances of hitting one, let alone the one she wants. It`s a bloody lottery.
Oh sorry, did I rant a little
Venusxxx
Quote by Silk and Big G
High minded comment based on speculation.
Attempts at individualism dressed as liberalism.
Indifference disguised as liberalism.
Selfish self satisfaction in the guise of hedonism and 'progress'.
That`s me fucked! See you at Paintball then :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
I said it irritated me , I never said i never do it myself :-)
I think I love you!
with you on the green sweets. WTF?!
Venusxxx
Quote by well_busty_babe
this is WELL n TRUELY the last one... lol
so dont even think of sending me millions more.
Venus my sweet, I love your posts
Full of wit, style and flair
Now give me a flash of your sexy ass
And I’ll carry you off up the stairs
Isn`t there a superstition which states the recipiant of a Valentine sent after Valentines day DIES or something?! :shock:
Gee thanks
(you have a PM
)Venusxxx
Quote by Scandal
Or would you like me to post the photo as proof that all those things happened? :grin: :grin: :grin:
Complete with your `gimp neck`?! I had the added bonus of my body at least looking gooood!
I`m sorry your company wasn`t riveting enough to maintain my attention. Perhaps you`d like lessons? :rascal:
Venusxxx
Quote by Scandal
Suggestion1 Show him the thread about Lil_Bunny's escaping goats
Tell him you didn't get it and you had to have it explained to you in private, guaranteed to make him laff :lol:
Suggestion 2 Get some red lipstick and draw a big smile on his face like Charlie Caroli :lol: :lol:
Suggestion 3 Tell him you have a sore throat and can't speak for a week. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Oh I see how it is NOW you are not in the same room as me :huh:
FUCK OFF Scandal :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Many of you know he was ill last Saturday, and diagnosed with tonsilitis, but it gets better. He now has the damn stomach bug on top of it :huh:
I`ll leave it to your imagination what hurling is doing to his throat right now :scared:
Anyway, I need help! I`m not sure there`s enough of me to go around to satisfy his need for sympathy. Anything that would put a smile on his face would be much appreciated, thankyou.
Venusxxx
I`ll leave it to your imagination what hurling is doing to his throat right now :scared:
Anyway, I need help! I`m not sure there`s enough of me to go around to satisfy his need for sympathy. Anything that would put a smile on his face would be much appreciated, thankyou.
Venusxxx
All I want is a photo editing programe where I can press a button, click on a picture and have it select an area so I can paste it onto another, like the lasso option in Photoshop. I don`t want it taking half the bloody background colour, and ignore the obvious head, I don`t want a load of daft lines appearing which I have no clue what to do with, and most of all, I don`t want the bloody thing selecting the entire picture when I select cut. As for that bloody masking brush WTF?!! 
Forget the freehand option, I`d be better off printing the damn pictures, cutting the bits out with scissors, and scanning the buggers (if I had the equipment). I have a demo of Photoshop, but can`t save the picture, meaning I have to use a screen capture and crop it in MS paint, but surely there is a free option online which has an lasso option which is as intelligent and easy to use as Photoshop?
Help!
Venusxxx
Forget the freehand option, I`d be better off printing the damn pictures, cutting the bits out with scissors, and scanning the buggers (if I had the equipment). I have a demo of Photoshop, but can`t save the picture, meaning I have to use a screen capture and crop it in MS paint, but surely there is a free option online which has an lasso option which is as intelligent and easy to use as Photoshop?Help!
Venusxxx
Quote by JudyTV
judy huni
hows the morning sickness going
now dont forget you must keep us up to date with scans etc and when you feel the 1st kick
have you worked out who the guilty father is yet
voddy xxxxxxxx
Well, I have a good idea who it was but we can perm any one from four on the night
. God, those girls make wonderful boys dont they?. Gender bending at its very best :P .
Judy.
Judy, in a year of belonging at SH, I`ve been penetrated once (with the exception of Mars)! You really are a slut aren`t you?! :giggle:
When you start dropping your ungodly brood, I think you should come live on my council estate. :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Debs :mrgreen:
We all know where you are coming from really hun
:crazy:
Venusxxx
Is it just you or does this guy seem to babble on and on without making any sense whatsoever? Does he lurch from one non sequitur to another? Are you baffled by his obscure metaphors? Are there so many typos you think that maybe he was typing while wearing a catcher's mit? Can he really MEAN what he just said? What in the hell is hey talking about, anyway? Is this guy smoking something? Well, yes...in fact he is, and lightly tethered in orbit high above the Earth Bong remains far beyond the grasp of the even the most powerful of Warriors.
We all know where you are coming from really hun
:crazy:
Venusxxx
:blink: 
I think there is Debs, but you`d have to have a very thick skin if I were to post it, as it would be a parody of both the thread you posted when you were pissed, and your dyslexia
I`d post it in the nicest possible spirit (you know the one, the heartless pisstake!)
There might be another one though, I`ll take a look :twisted:
Venusxxx
I`d post it in the nicest possible spirit (you know the one, the heartless pisstake!)
There might be another one though, I`ll take a look :twisted:
Venusxxx
Quote by Sgt Bilko
FFS!!!!
I have more PMs to answer here than you can wave a stick at!!
No more!! Please !! :cry: :cry: :cry:
Oh christ, yes! I`d almost forgotten! I ought to make my one count...........
How about `The decline of fine art in the 20th century` Sarge. Will that do you? :twisted:
Venusxxx
Quote by Nomad_Soul
Mars and I pissed ourselves looking at mine! It`s official, I am sooo unphotogenic!
Venusxxx
Well, thats a matter of opinion. Show us the pics and we can have a vote
I`m not doing anything exciting enough sorry!
Before I said a word, Mars gave me a cuddle and said `It`s alright hun, you don`t look like that in real life!`
Venusxxx
