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Quote by Scandal

/note to self.
Football
escaping Goats
Venusxxx

I've never played football with goats Venus! I've never even played football with William H. Bonney.
Not only that but my balls never try to escape unattended from the house.
I mean why doesn't she just lock all the doors and windows? That'd keep em in! dunno
/Note to self
Football
escaping Goats
and whatever it is he`s on. :shock:
Venusxxx
Quote by Scandal

Grrr don't mention escaping goats! mad
Had the police on the phone twice this morning (interrupted my masturbation time) to inform me my goats were attempting a peaceful protest and playing chicken with the cars! rolleyes
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
How did the police know the goats were yours?
Have they got a record or something? lol
"Sarge, there's those Bunny-Goats again" :lol:
They'll be getting an asbos next and named and shamed in the local paper -
"Bunny-Goats grounded after car-jacking spree"
Escaping goats!!, escaping goats FFS!! Hehehehe rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: cracks me up
/note to self.
Football
Goats
Venusxxx
All I can add to this is, if you stay up North in a hotel with Northern friends, do not, and I repeat DO NOT, refer to the owner as `The Proprietor`. redface surprisedops: :oops:
Took me bloody ages to work out why they were all falling about laughing evil
Venusxxx
Quote by dundeecpl
Just been to the docs and I have Gastroenteritis. Just thought I would let you know.
Thats me on water for 24 hours and off work till monday. :cry:
xx
Del

Hoe you get well soon Gill kiss
Venusxxx
Lol, it's Del that is the poorly one. I will pass your best wishes on to him.
I (touch wood) am as fit as a fiddle too.
He doesn't know when or where he got it and he doesn't really care. We have never looked for a scapegoat either. It is just one of those things.
Would he do it all again???? hell yeah :twisted:
Hope all the other sicko's are feeling better lol
Gill x

Ooops, sorry, in my weakened state (due to being slave-nurse thanks to Satin`s advice to Mars mad ) I didn`t notice the name at the bottom......
That and the fact I didn`t get past the AV :twisted:
Venusxxx
Quote by dundeecpl
Just been to the docs and I have Gastroenteritis. Just thought I would let you know.
Thats me on water for 24 hours and off work till monday. :cry:
xx
Del

Hoe you get well soon Gill kiss
Venusxxx
We were terrified Mars had started an epidemic, but thankfully he has something different. There is a bad stomach bug going around, and many people are coming down with it, not just those who went to the party. I`m fairly confident that it was nothing to do with anything anyone ate.......unless you include body fluids! :lol2:
I don`t think a scapegoat is needed, even if someone was carrying something, most of us would have considered it a small price to pay anyway. It was great catching up with everyone, and meeting those I`ve been wanting to meet for a while now.
(she says sitting here as fit as a fiddle)
Venusxxx
*tuts*
Now look what you did G! smackbottom
I`m not taking this one. Just to prove to everyone that I don`t wear hemp and knit lentils! :P
Venusxxx
/Slightly off topic self-indulgant rant
In our road we have a few parents who regularly buy their kids crisps and biscuits. I never did, couldn`t afford it even if I`d wanted to. My kids would have a proper breakfast, packed lunch (cheese sandwich, packet of crisps, fruit/yoghurt, and squash, not the healthiest packed lunch, but hardly a hanging offense!). In the summer the neighbours would often let their kids snack on the crisps and biscuits and allow whichever kids they were playing with have some too. I didn`t mind, I was happy enough with my kids diet, and they were not fat and unhealthy. However, my kids realised they were on to a good thing, because they had access to treats I don`t keep in the house so started to lurk in the hope they`d get some `goodies` rolleyes. Result? I was reported to the social services for not feeding my kids properly. This coincided with the fact that I`d mentioned to someone that I was able to feed the family on 30 quid a week. After this was seen as me skimping on their diet, I started to show off my receipt to proove them wrong. Sad but true.
Feeding the family on 30 quid a week was NOT easy, but at the time it was a necessary evil. We stuck to Tescos value porridge in the morning (2 x 49p for the week) sausage casseroles, pasta bakes, pizza with salad, beans on toast, etc etc. I always made sure they had at least one piece of fruit a day, and they always had cooked veg or salad with a meal. All but one member of the family are also big milk drinkers. Every Sunday we had our roast, and a full english brekkie in the morning. My trolly was always filled with blue and white stripes, but we have always been a strictly three meals a day family, with little else needed in between.
These days I`d find it pretty difficult to do it on 30 quid a week, but I can do it on the cheap, although sometimes I do do the odd week of the Iceland meal deal crap, sometimes I just need a cheap and easy week. It doesn`t kill anyone because we don`t make a habit of it.
Oh, and the social worker? She had no problem with us. She visited when all the kids were off of school with a bad cold, and found them lined up on the sofa, under a duvet, eating a cooked breakfast. They looked far from starved. She was pissed that she`d even been called.
I do find fruit horribly expensive at times, so the kids are restricted to having it in their lunch, they can`t come home and help themselves to the (non-existant) fruitbowl, but salad is cheap. If I buy chicken burgers and chips, I have no problem with that. I do like to make it a proper chicken burger with salad inside, or sometimes I serve baked beans with them undressed, last I heard baked beans are actually pretty healthy. If they get hungry before mealtimes they are told to make toast, although the girls like to nuke a spud and have a jacket potato.
I`ve done the whole chopped cheese and grated carrot thing with raisins, time consuming and annoying, and has proven to be unnecessary in our house. My kids are pretty much being fed as my mum fed me.
So in general, I`m not anti-junk food, just anti too much junk food. There should be a balance, and there are areas I will not compromise on. My kids are not allowed to leave the house without breakfast inside them, I think that staves off much of the urge to snack on crap.
Ok, I`m `s a rant in there somewhere, you just have to look for it wink
Venusxxx
Quote by mattmoleman
Nobody ever justs 'joins' in after there first post. It usually takes time to get to know people.

Bollox! I was born a post whore and I will die a post whore......
Ah, I get your point :shock:
Venusxxx
Ice :mrgreen:


Though Kung-Fu Masters are powerful Warriors, they generally choose not to fight. Many lesser Warriors delude themselves into thinking that they are masters of war, but few are the genuine article. The true Kung-Fu master fully appreciates his own superiority and is therefore unruffled by petty provocations. When forced to fight, however, he quickly crushes his opponent with devastating blows.
(yes, I do know it`s not quite
spot on, we can lose the arrogance, but it`s close wink)
Big G

Big Cat would rather not fight...he enjoys peacefully observing forum conversations and laconically participates when the moods strikes. He playfully chases interesting threads, and from time to time uses a Newbie or Propellerhead as a convenient scratching post. He enjoys being stroked or petted, and tends to purr loudly. CAUTION: Don't be fooled by his fuzzy, playful exterior. When provoked, Big Cat reacts with lightning speed and almost always lands on his feet after an attack. Big Cat often indulges himself by toying with his victim before delivering his lethal blows.

:giggle:
Venusxxx
I think you can take it Gem wink

As a forum participant Jekyll and Hyde always plays by the rules and is consistently cordial and helpful – a model netizen, until one day he comes completely uncorked and lashes out without warning. His unanticipated thunderbolts can temporarily rout even the sturdiest Warriors, and it often takes some time for his stunned opponents to mount a counter attack. Jekyll and Hyde’s sudden behavioral change may result from a psychotic episode, PMS, a downturn in the market, a surprise visit by the in-laws – or a session of hard drinking...

:giggle:
Venusxxx
Quote by little gem
I noticed you didn't post anything about the therapist on this thread Venus! ???
Therapist can be a highly annoying and therefore very effective Warrior. Instead of making a frontal attack, Therapist attempts to shift the focus of the conflict to the combatants' psychological motivations and problems. He will freely speculate about other Warriors' insecurities, personalities and relationships, but he will almost never directly engage the subject of the dispute. CAUTION: Evil Clown, Imposter and Troller often masquerade as Therapist.

lol Shifting focus of conflict ..... Psychological motivations???
Which one do people think I am? Steady now :shock: ! Be nice to me while you're ripping me to shreads and feeding me to the lions! confused :lol:
Lol, I answered on the other thread. Upon reading it again, it is VERY close, except I won`t freely speculate about individuals within a dispute, thats just invasive and rude. I often believe that the focus of conflict is centered around the underlying psychological motivations, which often fascinates me more than the subject itself. The slanted approach is me trying to word my argument around what I believe to be the sensibilties of the thread participants, rather than spark a conflict by using a head on approach. It serves me well :mrgreen:
I think I have one for you Gem, possibly the same one I used for Neil.....I`ll have to check to see how offensive it is before I post it though! :giggle:
Venusxxx
Quote by little gem


Venus, I found one for you! lol

Awww Gem, I`m not that bad am I?! I don`t psychoanaliseindividuals on the board to win a debate.....maybe when I`m drunk, but not on the board! rotflmao
I do have a few unflattering ones I think I fit, but I`ve yet to narrow it down to any one character! I`ll post them on the other thread!
I have one for Ice, G, and possibly Blue :twisted:
(nothing that can be taken personally wink)
Venusxxx
The doctor came, and diagnosed a scorching case of Tonsilitis. I told him we`d been at a party last weekend, and was worried we`d started an epidemic. We were told that unless there was some serious snogging taking place, that tonsilitis is very difficult to catch. As hard as it was for me to keep a straight face, I replied `oh, that`s ok then, he wasn`t snogging anyone!` He didn`t either. Poor Mars didn`t get to see any action, not even a snog!
Venusxxx
Just had to cancel a doctors appointment for Mars. He`s too sick to travel. Terrible sweats/fever/chills, can`t swallow, swollen tongue and glands, aching joints, honestly, we didn`t see this coming sad. Waiting for the doctor to call.
I can`t figure out why I`ve not caught anything yet, neither have the kids. Ironically, because he was feeling too rough, and neither of us played as a result, we are probably the least likely to catch this stomach bug! I would have thought I`d have caught whatever it is Mars has though dunno
I`ll be sleeping on the sofa tonight, it`s positively rank sleeping next to that poke
Venusxxx
Quote by teluk
In answer to Ms Naughty, I am 57 and still looking for fun.
I may be wrong but there appears to be an anti mature theme here which concerns me. We all get older although we may still feel younger

I can`t say I`ve noticed a particular prejudice toward older members myself. Here in the forum they seem to be positively encouraged, and certainly at the munches I see many members who are on the plus side of 40 . I`ve often seen posts in `Lets meet up` requesting a meet with a `mature woman` also (but not man come to think of it, I stand to be corrected on that). I can`t speak for the Ad section however, as I don`t use it. After spending quite some time on this site, mine and Mars preferences are certainly not as set in stone as we first considered them to be. Although we tend to naturally click with our own age group more often, we have often found ourselves clicking with singles when we thought we`d only consider couples, younger, when thought we`d only consider the over 25`s, and people of a larger build when we thought we`d only be attracted to size 14 and below! This is something we hadn`t predicted, so although we have a general criteria, nothing is ever set in stone, and I think you`ll find the majority here are very similar in this. Personality is a huge factor once a person becomes known.
Venusxxx
Quote by foxylady 123
The first thing that goes throudh my head when i see a bannister is, is it the right height?
There is a very disturbing trend with moder building to put bannister too high for a woman of 5'4" to straddle.
It is about time someone introduced new building regulations to stop this modern practise

Foxy, the idea is to jump and dangle! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
I`m sorry, I don`t know, I`m not qualified! I do know if it`s not hot, red, and swollen (shut up in the back there!lol) that it`s a pretty good sign an infection hasn`t established itself too much. I think a trip to the doctors for some anti-biotics would be a good idea though, might head things off at the pass, you don`t need me to remind you how much your diabetes can complicate things, and fairly quickly too.
Let us know how you get on smile
Venusxxx
That looks like an infection to me. Is the surrounding area hot? That`s an indication of infection too. Seriously, get to the doctor, the risk of blood poisoning etc is not something to be fucked with.
Venusxxx
Newton`s third law..........

Xenophobe is usually a long-term discussion forum participant and he thinks of the forum as his private compound. Xenophobe regards new forum arrivals as mentally deficient and perhaps even having criminal tendencies, and they are invariably approached with suspicion and condescension. Xenophobe will mount a furious attack if a Newbie has the temerity to make critical observations about the forum's social dynamics, or questions its prevailing opinions.

:giggle:
Venusxxx
I`m a left brainer. I think either are equally capable of being crap in bed! lol
Venusxxx
Quote by MikeNorth
What are you, men or mice?! :twisted:
Venusxxx

Venus, as you will soon discover, I am all hombre................
Mike.
Promises promises......... :twisted:
Well good for you for signing up! Honestly you will love it.
Flapjack, be my guest. It`d be fun to watch everyone shoot the shit out of you whilst you try to reload the bloody thing! flipa
Venusxxx
Quote by manofmuchfun
why do I want or need to put in codgers corner ?
maybe I dont want to shag the blue rinse brigade?

Oh, I don`t think you need worry about being put in a mature section anytime soon............ innocent
Venusxxx
Quote by manofmuchfun
i'll say my piece, but ....we all have an opinion !
if you have a thing about age.......then as a person you must feel insecure about yourself? a darby and joan clubs open , go to that ,
if your asking or questioning younger swingers here then you havent worked life out.....sorry to say that,
why should older swingers be "sectioned off " ? just because as a person you are not pulling or thinking things are not how YOU want doesnt mean the rest need it ?
christ, I'd hate to be 25,single male and trying to pull on here .....
if your questioning things then obviously you haven't done or achieved things with your life,............I'm mature, 50, ......I enjoy my life, I believe I'm 40, I keep clean, smart, my house is flash......my outlook young, most important.......my black books full ! so I dont see a need to be sectioned .....if you do , then you cant be in right place can you ?
my words harsh...but think about them ......

You can also tell by the way he crosses his `T`s and dots his `i`s, dead give away that he hasn`t `worked life out` rolleyes
Tell me, Is there any particular order in which we should work life out, and more importantly, when`s the deadline?
I need to know before I try to make a friendly suggestion and get told I`m not in the right place as a result.
Venusxxx
I nattered about other stuff too, like.......like, well you know `stuff` :uhoh:
Satin. I found your neighbour :mrgreen:

Troglodyte seems to have emerged from the mists of time untouched by human evolution. Devoid of a single progressive idea and lacking the slightest awareness of social and cultural advances


Venusxxx
Out of four pictures Calista sent, I can cope with two of them!

Marms taking me upstairs in case I broke my neck trying to climb them in those heels!
Venusxxx
OMFG :shock:
From here on in I ban ANYONE from taking high definition photos of me confused
Venusxxx