Mars hasn`t been throwing up, it wasn`t him, honest! :shock:
Will raise a hand to any sore throats though :scared:
Venusxxx
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VenusnMars
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Quote by Lil_Bunny
LMAO sorry Venus but the vision of you trying to walk down the stairs in those boots has got me in stitches again here, hope you'd got used to them by the end of the night, they did look damn sexy if I say so myself (as did the rest of your outfit)
Those heels were damn near taller than me. It was scary up there :eeek:
A BIG thankyou to all the guys who advised me to walk down the stairs backward, and offered to go down in front so they could catch me lest I fall.
It`s so good to see chivalry is not dead :smile2:
Venusxxx
Wow :shock: You must have been in the car with myself and Eagerslut on Sunday! He was telling me how he visualises SH towers, and told me that he would be `lurking` in the grounds. Me, I told him I`d be hanging out in the kitchen, then I changed my mind and told him that I`d be trying to make an entrance down the main sweeping staircase.........possibly with the toilet roll trailing behind me because it`s tucked in my thong :dry:
Venusxxx
Venusxxx
Quote by morbiusUK
Is there a nurse in this thread?
Yes, but guess what? She isn`t going to treat you!
Venusxxx
'Scuse me
I have a sore thanks to a certain couple of people on Saturday (mentioning no names BlueXXX and Judy)
Any chance of some treatment here....... Calista will pay any debt ;) :twisted:
Of course sweety, not a problem
Look at what all the nice people get Easy :moon:
Venusxxx
FFS! My 13 year old has just rang in a state because a gang of kids have her and two of her friends hemmed in round her disabled gran`s house. She`s terrified. 
Mars is running a temperature, and has warned he might possibly kill them when he gets there. I managed to get him to leave the jo-stick at home :shock:
Hoping that the girls aren`t daft enough to warn these kids that he`s on his way. Hope this gets nipped in the bud
Venusxxx
Mars is running a temperature, and has warned he might possibly kill them when he gets there. I managed to get him to leave the jo-stick at home :shock:
Hoping that the girls aren`t daft enough to warn these kids that he`s on his way. Hope this gets nipped in the bud
Venusxxx
Quote by VenusnMars
I would just like to say a big sloppy thanks to morbius & Calista for lending thier car to me. :inlove: :rose:
And little gem little gem thanks for the head rubbing.:smile2:
Love Marsxx
P.S. I`m still ill so if anyone gets it too, Venus is the one to sue, as she forced me to go (so im sorry Kckat) you will all have to deal with her.
Thank you all for your understanding.
WTF?! :shock:
FFS five minutes at Blue`s and he thinks he can start posting! I only nipped down the shop. In fact, I`m having serious reservations about him going to the party (made him my arse!), he seems to have come over all dom! :eeek:
Venusxxx
I would just like to say a big sloppy thanks to morbius & Calista for lending thier car to me. :inlove: :rose:
And little gem little gem thanks for the head rubbing. :smile2:
Love Marsxx
P.S. I`m still ill so if anyone gets it too, Venus is the one to sue, as she forced me to go (so im sorry Kckat) you will all have to deal with her.
Thank you all for your understanding.
And little gem little gem thanks for the head rubbing.
:smile2: Love Marsxx
P.S. I`m still ill so if anyone gets it too, Venus is the one to sue, as she forced me to go (so im sorry Kckat) you will all have to deal with her.
Thank you all for your understanding.
Quote by Scandal
Shit! And I missed the bit when you stopped wearing them.
Venus, dear, I stripped naked in front of you, danced erotically and alluringly, rubbed my groin in your face while making suggestive motioning signs to the attic and I still couldn't get you to shut up about bloody psychometric testing ! ! !
That impressive were you?! :lol:
I`d be laughing if it wasn`t for this nagging feeling that the above could quite possibly have happened............... :shock: :doh:
Venusxxx
What are you, men or mice?! :twisted:
I`ll be wearing the flak jacket, and of course, helmet, but it`s going to be pretty warm, so I`m not bothering with heavy clothes. After the first game or so, the adrenalin will be flowing so much you`ll hardly notice the paintballs. Honest.
You`ll just be fairly surprised at your bruises the next day! :giggle:
13 year olds play at this site. I`m sure you lot will cope!
Venusxxx
I`ll be wearing the flak jacket, and of course, helmet, but it`s going to be pretty warm, so I`m not bothering with heavy clothes. After the first game or so, the adrenalin will be flowing so much you`ll hardly notice the paintballs. Honest.
You`ll just be fairly surprised at your bruises the next day! :giggle:
13 year olds play at this site. I`m sure you lot will cope!
Venusxxx
Just one highlight of my night....
Mars, Scandal and I discussing how `there was no fucking way on earth` we were going to get spanked. I go downstairs to see what`s going on and within two minutes am bent over getting a spanking from Judy!
(I have no idea where she sprung from, she just suddenly appeared once my arse came into the equation! :shock
Funny as fuck!
There were quite a few people in the room to begin with, but when I looked up during the spanking, the room was packed! Why do I get the impression that my being spanked was `something worth seeing?!` hmmmmm :lol2:
WBB, Mars wants to know if Tongue managed to use his goggles?! :confused:
Venusxxx
Mars, Scandal and I discussing how `there was no fucking way on earth` we were going to get spanked. I go downstairs to see what`s going on and within two minutes am bent over getting a spanking from Judy!
(I have no idea where she sprung from, she just suddenly appeared once my arse came into the equation! :shockFunny as fuck!
There were quite a few people in the room to begin with, but when I looked up during the spanking, the room was packed! Why do I get the impression that my being spanked was `something worth seeing?!` hmmmmm :lol2:
WBB, Mars wants to know if Tongue managed to use his goggles?! :confused:
Venusxxx
Well to be honest KcKat, as both his intellectual (and, apparently, from what I saw last night) moral superior, I can quite honestly say I`m not too bothered. Poor guy obviously couldn`t compete with my razor-sharp wit and cutting edge theology. :jagsatwork:
Which is why I am also happy to discount his earlier comment, and I quote:
`You remind me of deranged a child who has escaped from some kind of nursery....`
:dry:
Venusxxx
Which is why I am also happy to discount his earlier comment, and I quote:
`You remind me of deranged a child who has escaped from some kind of nursery....`
:dry:
Venusxxx
OMG. I have loads I want to say but I am too bolloxed. Bunch of bloody reprobates the lot of you!
Always time to thank Blue and Satin though. Satin, you were an absolute sweetheart in looking out for Mars, he`s really sorry he became so poorly, and asks that noone kills us if they catch something icky, he was really hoping he`d feel better once he arrived, but it was not to be.
That said, he tells me that despite feeling like total shit, there were many moments he enjoyed, not least of all your making him feel so special in sorting him out a room and making sure he was comfortable.
Thank you to all those who helped me to look depraved, especially since dickhead here decided to leave half of her outfit at Kitty`s :doh:
I may well add to this when I`m feeling lucid again! :mrgreen:
Oh, and as for photos of me, I`d be happier if they could be PMed to me, I will put them up myself, so I will be able to remove them if I get paranoid later! Ta
Venusxxx
Always time to thank Blue and Satin though. Satin, you were an absolute sweetheart in looking out for Mars, he`s really sorry he became so poorly, and asks that noone kills us if they catch something icky, he was really hoping he`d feel better once he arrived, but it was not to be.
That said, he tells me that despite feeling like total shit, there were many moments he enjoyed, not least of all your making him feel so special in sorting him out a room and making sure he was comfortable.
Thank you to all those who helped me to look depraved, especially since dickhead here decided to leave half of her outfit at Kitty`s :doh:
I may well add to this when I`m feeling lucid again! :mrgreen:
Oh, and as for photos of me, I`d be happier if they could be PMed to me, I will put them up myself, so I will be able to remove them if I get paranoid later! Ta
Venusxxx
