I`m in shock! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
He didn`t stop at a layby on the way up! He had a funny few, where he drove through a layby, and started to slow down, but Voddy became hysterical, so he had to move on!
I thought I was going to have to medicate her :shock:
Venusxxx
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Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 54
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Oh I love the smell of bullshit in the morning........
I had no connection this morning. I phoned BT, to ask if there were any problems their end. As there was an extremally high number of calls being dealt with, I decided to use the premium line instead.
(please don`t make me go through your crappy questions, please don`t make me go through your crappy questions.........)
Hello, I have no connection, is there a problem with Broadband in my area?
Enter crappy questions :huh:
Yes, tried that, tried that, tried that......
Well move your PC next the the phone socket and try that.
Ok.
So can you do a test to find out if there is a problem your end BEFORE I start moving my furniture? (you know, the question you ignored when I first rang)
No sorry (BULLSHIT ALERT at 50p a minute)
I phone the free line again
Enter crappy questions including `have you moved your PC next to the phone socket?
Yes, I`ve tried that (seems that bullshit works both ways :mrgreen
OK, I`ll just do a line test.
It seems that there are engineers doing some work in your area. If you don`t get a connection by 12pm, please ring again.
I ring again.
Have you tried moving your PC next to the phone socket :huh:
Yes. *twitch*
Please ring the premium line and they will help :huh: (I love paying 50p a minute for fuckups at their end, can you tell?!)
I had better things to do. My connection came back eventually
Venusxxx
I had no connection this morning. I phoned BT, to ask if there were any problems their end. As there was an extremally high number of calls being dealt with, I decided to use the premium line instead.
(please don`t make me go through your crappy questions, please don`t make me go through your crappy questions.........)
Hello, I have no connection, is there a problem with Broadband in my area?
Enter crappy questions :huh:
Yes, tried that, tried that, tried that......
Well move your PC next the the phone socket and try that.
Ok.
So can you do a test to find out if there is a problem your end BEFORE I start moving my furniture? (you know, the question you ignored when I first rang)
No sorry (BULLSHIT ALERT at 50p a minute)
I phone the free line again
Enter crappy questions including `have you moved your PC next to the phone socket?
Yes, I`ve tried that (seems that bullshit works both ways :mrgreen
OK, I`ll just do a line test.
It seems that there are engineers doing some work in your area. If you don`t get a connection by 12pm, please ring again.
I ring again.
Have you tried moving your PC next to the phone socket :huh:
Yes. *twitch*
Please ring the premium line and they will help :huh: (I love paying 50p a minute for fuckups at their end, can you tell?!)
I had better things to do. My connection came back eventually
Venusxxx
Quote by Happy Cats
How many of us post a thread and dont look at it?
Yes, there could be a good reason why he hasnt but the chances are - he has read it.
I know this is a good opportunity for some to say how they are PC and against racism (I have!)
You know, I don`t think I have
I`ve just had fun studying today`s contentious topic, and have been practising `objective` :mrgreen:
Poor bloke probably has stage fright now! :giggle:
Ignore me, I`m on the rose`
Venusxxx
Quote by westerross
If yer out of it you've got no idea what the fuck people think - unless you've got a pal reporting back. God I was out for nearly five weeks and it was one person, who kept me alive to thank for my continued confinement in SH Towers. I love her dearly.
Where were you? Beirut?! :shock:
Venusxxx
No way am I having a religious ceremony, which is very different.. After seeing the prices of Bio-degradable cardboard coffins :shock: (which is also very different), when arranging Father-in-laws funeral....yup, the more I think about it, the more I think `medical science`.......
Naah, fuckit, just science. The possibilities are endless :borg:
Venusxxx
Naah, fuckit, just science. The possibilities are endless :borg:
Venusxxx
Quote by little gem
I think Venus looks like Piper (Holly Marie Combes) from Charmed
Gem, you are setting people up for a HUGE reality check when they meet me! :shock:
Far left. Piper I ain`t!
Ok, back to the `who does Mars look like thread`
I didn`t know his ears could blush :giggle:
Venusxxx
Quote by da69ve
If this person did say what they said....it was wrong...but also wondering why Trix left it so long to say something about it and why has he not replied to any of the posts on here so far?
1. Perhaps he wasn`t sure whether to bring it up or `i have something that has been playing on my mind for a while`
2. Perhaps he hasn`t been online and checked the thread.
Venusxxx
`An American Prayer`, Jim Morrison. Don`t know which bit yet, so anyone at my funeral can sit though the entire album.....and like it!
Either that or `My old Man`s a Dustman` :mrgreen:
Haven`t decided whether to have a funeral yet. For 35 quid, my family could give my body to medical science. Cremations and Funerals are far too expensive!
Venusxxx
Either that or `My old Man`s a Dustman` :mrgreen:
Haven`t decided whether to have a funeral yet. For 35 quid, my family could give my body to medical science. Cremations and Funerals are far too expensive!
Venusxxx
Actually that was the first number I tried, then once the automated service began common sense kicked in and I tried the local surgery! Methinks mum might have been panicking a little! Especially since I`m pretty sure the number I dialled first time around was an old school friend`s number I haven`t used for about 17 years! :shock: I swear to god it was her mum`s voice!
Venusxxx
Venusxxx
The balls to stick a post up which would serve no purpose other than to be deleted two seconds later? I doubt it. Naming and shaming is all too easily abused, especially when it comes down to `one person`s word against another`, with the amount of people on here who get rejected on a regular basis, and who often kick off via PM as a result, allowing this would just allow another avenue of revenge. Best answer is for the mods to handle it with discretion, via PM, rather than to encourage public smear campaigns.
Venusxxx
Venusxxx
