<------- is not placing too much relevance upon a photo of you at silly hour, most likely pissed, and pulling a face
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Over 90 days ago
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It was the lack of information offered which pissed me off. She went to the local family planning clinic via her own initiative, but it was closed. She wasn`t sure where she stood regarding our local GP because it normally takes so long to get an appointment, and the hospital didn`t occur to her. Fortunately I`m on the ball, and we have good communication over this stuff, but I dread to think of the scenario concerning a teen who doesn`t have access to this.
Kitty, I`ve probably been the talk of the town since you, Eager, and Voddy met up with us in our local, why change the trend?! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Kitty, I`ve probably been the talk of the town since you, Eager, and Voddy met up with us in our local, why change the trend?! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
So my daughter comes home from her boyfriend`s in a panic regarding a split condom. They`d been all over his local town, looking for a pharmacy, only to be turned away because she didn`t have the 25 quid needed 
(how good of them to direct her to the local family planning clinic etc, bloody idiots :huh
So, I phoned the doctors, and explained the situation, in detail, including the time of the `event`, only to be told........
`I`m sorry, I think you have the wrong number, this is a private residence` :shock:
We got there eventually
Venusxxx
(how good of them to direct her to the local family planning clinic etc, bloody idiots :huhSo, I phoned the doctors, and explained the situation, in detail, including the time of the `event`, only to be told........
`I`m sorry, I think you have the wrong number, this is a private residence` :shock:
We got there eventually
Venusxxx
Quote by maidinheaven
Oh Steve,
You should have done that by PM.
That was a joke from nearly fifty years ago. My primary school teacher used to set little problems like this - nowadays he'd probably get prosecuted. So I was set that little problem about the age of eight.
Another one he set - at the same age - was:
A burglar broke into a house. He found a photograph which he picked up and pondered for a while and then he said:
"Brothers and sisters have I none, but this man's father is my father's son."
What was the relationship between burglar and the person in the photograph?
Mollie
He broke into his former daughter in law`s house, to reclaim his son`s belongings. It was a particularly messy divorce you see. She is still emotionally attached to his son, which is why she won`t let him have his belongings, and why there are still pictures of him out on display. A sad state of affairs....... *shakes head*
Venusxxx
Quote by maidinheaven
Oh Steve,
You should have done that by PM.
That was a joke from nearly fifty years ago. My primary school teacher used to set little problems like this - nowadays he'd probably get prosecuted. So I was set that little problem about the age of eight.
Another one he set - at the same age - was:
A burglar broke into a house. He found a photograph which he picked up and pondered for a while and then he said:
"Brothers and sisters have I none, but this man's father is my father's son."
What was the relationship between burglar and the person in the photograph?
Mollie
I dunno, how many fingers does he have?! I`m probably related! :mrgreen:
Now pack it in you buggers, I have to do some housework :huh:
Venusxxx
My mother and father-in-law once had to move out so a clean up team could go in. They found an entire roll of carpet, indoors, under trash, enough to carpet a 20x15 ft room......you know what? I`m not even going to attempt to go into the rest 
Suffice to say it was bad.
Mind you, mine`s pretty shit too
Venusxxx
Suffice to say it was bad.Mind you, mine`s pretty shit too
Venusxxx
Quote by Kinky-Leeds-Guy
This sounds loads of fun could you provisionally put my name down please, just a couple of quick questions :-
1) serious one - when does deposit have to be paid by ?
The deposit has to be in five working days before the event, although as they have agreed to close the site off to the general public if we hit 60 people or more (which I am comfortable we will) I think the sooner the better really! Anyone who wishes to pay their deposit now can PM me for the details.
I`ve added the latest names.
Venusxxx
