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VenusnMars
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 54
Straight Female, 83

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Several people actually. Does this mean there aren`t any now?! :mrgreen:
How long before they are fixed?!
/runs off to find a cock shot for her AV whist the going is good :bounce:
Nananaanaaaaaaanah! :moon:
Venusxxx
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The site only has two pictures. I don`t think the cunning plan quite worked!
:giggle:
/wonders what Marmalaid could come up with...........
Venusxxx
Ok, so noone else put their picture up. Fine. I don`t care. They have their own forum flipa
First topic in general discussion is `YOU ARE ALL SAD AND NEED TO GET A LIFE`
Oh. :uhoh:
Venusxxx
Quote by slave Dave
What special features could this car have? wink

On the bonnet

Picture the scene. A car park late at night. An eager crowd gather around the car, keen to watch the impending show. With a low throaty chuckle, and a glint in her eye, she starts the engine......
I`m sorry. I can not continue, the screams will haunt me forever.
Venusxxx
Quote by Dave__Notts
then.......skips away, happy and enjoying life.
Dave_Notts

and so, Dave_Notts turns into Judy :shock:
Venusxxx
Quote by VenusnMars
independantly via other people
Venusxxx

OXYMORON ALERT!
Ok people, as you were........
Venusxxx
Quote by Libra-Love
Sorry Marms, I've just been kicked for being a bit abrupt.

Sorry kiss
I seem to be offending everyone, both on forum and in pm today. I'll shut-up redface confused
Time for another SH break perhaps? dunno
Naaaah! Don`t be a muppet kiss
Venusxxx
Quote by westerross
Sorry Marms, I've just been kicked for being a bit abrupt. I wasn't criticising your desire for help - it's just that I think you need professional guidance to know what to do.

What he said
/waits to be kicked also :scared: :shock:
Venusxxx
I tend to agree with Tune. I`d suggest encouraging her to talk to her therapist specifically about actively routing out memories independantly via other people and the effect that might have. If she`s going to dig, then she needs to be aware of the possible implications before-hand. Unless any of us are qualified or have some experiance in this area, we will be unable to offer an informed opinion. I think the gravity of the situation demands such. Not saying a pro might not be along any moment though....... biggrin
Venusxxx
Before I shoot off to bed, own up! Who was shallow enough to stick their own photo up?! innocent :giggle:
Venusxxx
You just had to didn`t you?! Now I`m going to have to figure out a way to deal with you :huh:
Venusxxx
Quote by Sarah1448
Please shoot me if I post on here again lol

Venus
get round here now

Never fear! I`m on it.

Venusxxx
Quote by Eagerslut9
Can anyone guess how many off-road laybys there are between Hereford and Chorley going via the A49?
innocent innocent innocent

DON`T even think about it! :shock: :shock: :shock: smackbottom
Venusxxx
Quote by Marcuso
Errrrr......were you at Gatwick Airport on Saturday night then??........cos the female half of Comparison flew out to Goa at Midnight on Saturday........lol
Not sure which lady you thought I was with, but it definitely wasn't Mrs Comparison.......lol

Oh shit. I knew I`d fuck up somewhere.
/Note to self, less is more :doh:
And no, don`t ask me who, It`s unimportant, I was blagging it anyway! rotflmao
Venusxxx
Here`s a link that`ll give you alllllllll the insight you need! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/21772.html
:giggle:
To be honest hun, at times like that many kids instinctively know they need to behave, not mine :huh:, but many will.
Venusxxx
Yer on yer own, I have enough shit with my own! :shock:
You are going to have to determine the bounderies via the parents, else they will probably try to take the piss! lol
Venusxxx
Quote by vodka_babe22uk
Mal
dont suppose any of your party games involve a cross do they
voddy xxxxx

HIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS evil
Venusxxx
Quote by marmalaid
if I have any with you (I don't think I do)

Oh! I see how it is now. *sniff*
/flounces
Venusxxx
It`s error 403, cept I can`t get into any website. I can update AVG, just can`t view any webpages :huh:

Venusxxx
Quote by bluexxx
Ooooh, can I tie someone up with my black belt... can I, can I? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Show off!! lol
Venusxxx
Quote by mal609
I need blindfolds for the games on Saturday.

Kung-fu belts be ok? That`s what we use :twisted:
Venusxxx
Quote by bluexxx
It's two people, errrr..... not sure where the fourth leg went though :shock:


:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Venusxxx
I don`t mind Chris, as long as I don`t look like Quasimodo. I tend to look like Quasimodo when I have my picture taken, can you bounce them off of me by PM first?! :shock:
Mars doesn`t mind either.
Venusxxx
/Venus decides this is NOT the time to mention she was once an art student. Venus is also wise enough to determine that now is definately NOT the time to mention that she is not working within the art industry..........
Oh bugger :doh:
Venusxxx