Phoned him to keep him updated on this thread. He`s done all of the above. He don`t sound happy :shock:
He`s currently off to pick up a spare monitor.......just in case.
Venusxxx
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*pouts*Quote by Ice Pie
I have only ever used one ring tone. It's the one that sounds like a telephone. The reason I use the ringtone that sounds like a telephone is so that I can tell when the phone is ringing.
Radical, huh? ;)
Ditto. Except I`m a little kinkier, mine gets louder with each ring :smug:
Venusxxx
In the year I have been here I have only `clicked` fully with three guys, in my opinion (maybe not to the opinion of others) they are the funniest three on the site, so a sense of humour is a HUGE factor for me. I have been known to back off of someone who seems to fit every criteria bara sense of humour. Someone who is too serious unnerves me. For some reason I`m not so demanding about other women, I have to be able to have a laugh with them, but they don`t need to be asfunny, perhaps because we have some kind of common ground to begin with? 
I thought I`d find other women intimidating, but it hasn`t turned out like that at all.
Venusxxx
I thought I`d find other women intimidating, but it hasn`t turned out like that at all.
Venusxxx
Quote by foxylady 123
Well im up for it, what naughty things did you have in mind Debs? :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :inlove: :inlove: :inlove: :confused2: :confused2: :confused2: :confused2: :confused2: :confused2: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2: :evil2:
Chickens apparently. Count me out! :shock:
Venusxxx
Well, thank god for my Goth wardrobe! I`ll be wearing a black velvet skirt, and black bodice, all I need do is find a puffy white shirt to wear underneath, shouldn`t be too hard. It won`t be spectacular, but I`ll scrape through!
Mars however has decided I`m not being ambitious enough with his costume, and has decided to do his himself........
This should be good
Venusxxx
Mars however has decided I`m not being ambitious enough with his costume, and has decided to do his himself........
This should be good
Venusxxx
Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
:grin: Not Literally. Well not right now anyway
Erm, you know when you click into your internet and it comes up your homepage? Well mines is Blueyonder, or it should be anyway. But it keeps coming up this other page even when I go to the tool bar, internet options, homepage, apply. I've done that heeps of times but it keeps changing itself again.
Anybody know how to sort this?
Vicky xx
Sounds like you`ve managed to pick up some kind of nasty spy/adware, that`ll mess with your homepage, and if it`s still there, will keep changing it back after you`ve reset it.
Run a programme to try to detect and clear it.
Venusxxx
After much study, I have compiled the following; :jagsatwork:
1. Straight, but doesn`t take it up the arse, hates oral
2. Straight, soft swap only
3. Straight or Bi, doesn`t take it up the arse, partakes in oral, won`t swallow
4. Straight or Bi, all of the above, AND swallows.
5. as above but can take it up the arse from opposite sex
6. as above, but will include penetration from either sex.
7. as above, but can also deep throat
8. as above, will shag during first encounters.
9. as above, will shag in front of anyone, in groups larger than 5
10. as above, but will fuck anything which doesn`t run fast enough......including furniture, secure your livestock.
Whilst I realise that there are members here who would partake in say both no. 3 and 9, they can fuck off, because it dismantles my highly scientific study, therefore I cannot allow their existance. :huh:
Thankyou for your time
Venusxxx
1. Straight, but doesn`t take it up the arse, hates oral
2. Straight, soft swap only
3. Straight or Bi, doesn`t take it up the arse, partakes in oral, won`t swallow
4. Straight or Bi, all of the above, AND swallows.
5. as above but can take it up the arse from opposite sex
6. as above, but will include penetration from either sex.
7. as above, but can also deep throat
8. as above, will shag during first encounters.
9. as above, will shag in front of anyone, in groups larger than 5
10. as above, but will fuck anything which doesn`t run fast enough......including furniture, secure your livestock.
Whilst I realise that there are members here who would partake in say both no. 3 and 9, they can fuck off, because it dismantles my highly scientific study, therefore I cannot allow their existance. :huh:
Thankyou for your time
Venusxxx
