I can`t possibly read this thread. I won`t want to shag most of you, on account that you sound like my grandparents!
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Quote by steveg_nw
For God's sake don't tell Dawn_Mids I amended her diary thread...........I've only just noticed that people are supposed to pm her to do it.
She was threatening to wax my gonads in the chatroom last night and I hadn't even done anything. :shock:
Steve
Have you been paintballing before Steve? If not, then perhaps having your gonads waxed would be a good way to test your pain barrier before you commit yourself?! :mrgreen:
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Venusxxx
Sorted! The venue will in Berkshire and I`ve made a provisional booking for 20th August, I`ve checked out the local accomodation and campsites for those who want to try to keep the costs down. There is room for 100 of us, so we can all ignore my cut off point of 40 members! The cost for the day is £35 pp which includes;
Hire of equipment
Lunch (Hog Roast)
Refreshments all day
300 paintballs
1 MK5 Thunderflash
Insurance
The day runs between 9am - pm
For those who pay the full balance a week before the event another 250 paintballs are offered and for those who are totally trigger-happy it`s only £5 for each 100 extra balls needed. One free place is offered for each 20 who sign up, hit 30 and we all get a free smoke grenade; 40 and we all get two free paint grenades! :bounce:
The guy I spoke to was very helpful, and more than happy for me to make a booking for us trigger-happy pervs.
No doubt he is checking out this thread right now, so if I have any details wrong, he has my number! :thumbup:
The deposit is only £10 pp, which can be paid to the venue direct. When members would like to make a direct booking then please PM me, and I will give you the details of the venue, but if you are to benefit from the deductions offered when you pay the balance, then you will need to let them know you are with the Swinging Heaven group.
As always, the exact details are not to be posted on the main board.
Venusxxx
Hire of equipment
Lunch (Hog Roast)
Refreshments all day
300 paintballs
1 MK5 Thunderflash
Insurance
The day runs between 9am - pm
For those who pay the full balance a week before the event another 250 paintballs are offered and for those who are totally trigger-happy it`s only £5 for each 100 extra balls needed. One free place is offered for each 20 who sign up, hit 30 and we all get a free smoke grenade; 40 and we all get two free paint grenades! :bounce:
The guy I spoke to was very helpful, and more than happy for me to make a booking for us trigger-happy pervs.
No doubt he is checking out this thread right now, so if I have any details wrong, he has my number! :thumbup:
The deposit is only £10 pp, which can be paid to the venue direct. When members would like to make a direct booking then please PM me, and I will give you the details of the venue, but if you are to benefit from the deductions offered when you pay the balance, then you will need to let them know you are with the Swinging Heaven group.
As always, the exact details are not to be posted on the main board.
Venusxxx
Quote by Sgt Bilko
........... Oh, that?? Yes there was a glitch, but I thought we were talking about Venus' End!! :shock: :shock:
Oh thank you very much people! :huh:
Bloody good job I can send PMs again today isn`t it?! I won`t be sending YOU any Sarge
Your professionalism just blows me away 
Venusxxx
Dunno Kristoff, I managed a completely different score second time around, I had a random click IQ of 88! :giggle: The character strengths they cited for me first time round weren`t too far off, highly exaggerated, but it did pick up on strengths, but it`s no huge feat for a basic test to pick up on who can answer certain questions better than others. I am articulate etc, but hardly `up there` with Helen Keller!
Not an incentive for me to pay for a full report, but it was a fun distraction.
Venusxxx
Not an incentive for me to pay for a full report, but it was a fun distraction.
Venusxxx
Quote by mattmoleman
Call me cynical, but the fact that they then tried to sell you the full report (or something) may have something to do with it?
But you may also really be a genius too!
I think the online IQ tests are a little unreliable. I used to do a few while at work a few years ago. I do NOT have an IQ of 146. There must be a problem somewhere in the marking system for that one to come up.
Gee ya think?! :shock:
Gosh.
Venusxxx
Oh this one is great fun, I just did it again, clicking on random answers, and came up with this result......
No matter how crap you do, you are going to come out of this sounding clever! My kind of test! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
You've got a very experiential way of learning and a strong mathematical mind. You're able to whittle even the most complex situation down to comprehensible component parts. In short, you have mastered the art and science of precision. That's what makes you a Precision Processor.
For you, life is a series of equations. Your brain is naturally predisposed to intense mathematical acuity, and your understanding of numerical problems is unparalleled. It's second nature for you to cut to the heart of an issue, so that you can discover quick solutions to problems while others get bogged down in unnecessary details. One Precision Processor that comes to mind is the Greek philosopher-mathematician, Pythagoras. Pythagoras had a mind for numbers and, as such, could come up with previously unknown theories like his method for calculating the sides of a right triangle (a2+b2=c2). You too, can use numbers to translate aspects of the world around you -- something that doesn't come easily to everyone. Your quick mathematical mind will allow you to communicate a variety of ideas to other people, so don't keep it to yourself.
No matter how crap you do, you are going to come out of this sounding clever! My kind of test! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
It was one of those IQ tests, but I did it anyway. Four pages each geared toward different strengths, eg, spatial awareness, language etc..
apparently I`m an Insightful linguist! That was the bit I found fun, the analysis of character strengths......well I would wouldn`t I?!
That`d be why a became road kill on a Philosophy site then!
Venusxxx
apparently I`m an Insightful linguist! That was the bit I found fun, the analysis of character strengths......well I would wouldn`t I?!
You are gifted with the natural fluency of a writer and the visual and spatial strengths of an artist. Those skills contribute to your creative and expressive mind.
Insightful linguists can take complex concepts and articulate them to just about anyone. You have a gift with words and insight into processes and the way people think. These talents enable you to explain things clearly to people. Helen Keller is a great example of an Insightful Linguist. Blind, deaf and mute, she was still able to put things together in her mind and to understand complex ideas. She could do that because she was able to conceptualise ideas internally. Though she could not literally see, she had the visual and spatial skills necessary to understand patterns on an abstract level. She learned to read, write and ultimately became a writer on issues of social justice.
That`d be why a became road kill on a Philosophy site then!
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Quote by foxylady 123
Id miss make up and going to the beauticans and painted nails, so id have to be a cross dresser, no alternative!!
Crikey, I can probably count the amount of times I`ve been to a hairdressers in my lifetime, and still not hit double figures, as for a beauticians :shock:
Yup, feeling more Lister by the minute! :giggle:
Venusxxx
Quote by steveg_nw
Uh oh......................somebody is organising a "shoot a mod" day. :shock:
Steve
:rascal: :twisted: :borg:
Well, until I know for sure if I can organise a larger affair, I`m going to put a cut off point of 40 people, just to be on the safe side. Any more can be put on a reserve list. I`m sure the venue will accomodate larger groups, but as I`m just bouncing the idea around at the moment, I`d hate to over-extend myself.
I`ll start ringing some venues tomorrow to see how big we can go! :twisted:
Venusxxx
