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VenusnMars
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 54
Straight Female, 83

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The venue will in Berkshire and I`ve made a booking for 20th August, I`ve checked out the local accomodation and campsites for those who want to try to keep the costs down. There is room for 100 of us. The cost for the day is £35 pp which includes;
Hire of equipment
Lunch (Hog Roast, or veggie burgers and salad)
Refreshments all day
300 paintballs
1 MK5 Thunderflash
Insurance
The day runs between 9am - pm
For those who pay the full balance a week before the event another 250 paintballs are offered and for those who are totally trigger-happy it`s only £5 for each 100 extra balls needed. One free place is offered for each 20 who sign up, hit 30 and we all get a free smoke grenade; 40 and we all get two free paint grenades! :bounce: Those who wish to bring along their own equipment are welcome, but the equipment will need to be checked over to make sure that it meets site regulations. (eg, no chainsaws! :shock: )
The guy I spoke to was very helpful, and more than happy for me to make a booking for us trigger-happy pervs. biggrin
The deposit is only £10 pp, which can be paid to the venue direct. When members would like to make a direct booking then please PM me, and I will give you the details of the venue, but if you are to benefit from the deductions offered when you pay the balance, then you will need to let them know you are with the Swinging Heaven group, and if you give them your forum name I will be able to keep tabs on whose paid up when I ring them.
If we manage to secure 60 places, the site will be closed off to the general public for our use only. So spread the word! biggrin
Although I am quite happy for anyof the any SH members to sign up, in light of so many who post a couple of times and disappear, if we reach maximum numbers, and there is neither deposits or contact made by those who have signed up as we draw closer to the event, I will strike them off the list in order to make room for those who are showing a more reliable interest.
As always, the exact details are not to be posted on the main board.
Venusxxx
Thanks all, they`d have a job deducting anything off my credit, it`s pay as you go, and I rarely top it up! It`s just for emergency contact.
Venusxxx
Quote by da69ve
Clothes in Charity shops are just as expensive as new ones!

Which charity shops do you shop in?! :shock:
Picture the below basque set which cost me (without the stockings) in deep pink and a lower cup.

That`s what I managed to pick up in a charity shop in Blackpool. Basque was , and the matching knickers which were tucked away at the other end of the rail were ! Exactly my size.
Chuffed to bits! :smug:
Venusxxx
OMG, Mars is hopeless. He`s just coming out with examples of who he`d like to shag! rolleyes
Venusxxx
Drink more beer. Scratch myself in public..............
Ok, I struggled with this, so I asked Mars` for his opinion (he woke up Gem!)
"You`d be a trucker just like your dad. Farty, leans out the window leering at the girls, and would frequent sleezy night clubs".......in short possibly more slobbish than I am currently. :shock: :shock: :shock:
Venusxxx
I`m not brilliant with these things, and have a brick I use very occassionally. Does anyone know what it means when I get a text but when I try to open it get the message `message cannot be displayed here?` Did someone from here send me the text? I`d reply, but I have no credit!
Venusxxx
Ice, people are always wondering what the hell I am on about. Myself included half the time! :giggle:
I will tie myself up in knots about it though, not only about threads I start, but how I word my posts also. I`m always trying to predict how people will react to what I try to communicate and I will try to tweak my approach accordingly. This can only go so far however, and the end of the day, it`s not my place to accept complete responsibilty for how people will react. There`s a thin line between diplomacy and babysitting, and crossing the line into the latter is patronising. I never know when I`m encroaching into patronising territory! By the same token I think that others could use a few lessons in diplomacy lol
Venusxxx
After chatting with some mates, I`ve noticed how difficult it is some some of us to keep up with some of the SH events due to finances. Rather than have to back out of these events, which for Mars and I at least, are invaluable for balancing work and play, I thought it would be a good idea to have a thread where people could help each other out, by asking or offering the following.
Lifts
Places to crash
Clothing for fancy dress etc
The money saved could be a godsend for some of us.
We are always happy to open our house up and offer a mattress and floor to any munches we knowwho are travelling our way but find themselves too brassic for a hotel room for example....
I need to borrow size five boots for Blues party (Jas! wink ) and we could use a place to stay after the Medieval Banquet as we can`t afford a hotel. Unfortunately I can`t give out details as to where the latter is, so I`m hoping some nice people who are already going can help out? If not it`s another long drive home!
Venusxxx
I have two topics up my sleeve today!
No! Three! I just remembered the other one! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
I only started a thread the once, and warned I`d ask for it to be locked if it became out of hand. The reason has already been covered perfectly by the reasons Neil has already stated, so I don`t need to cover that ground again. Suffice to say, I felt that I would be asking a Mod to lock it if the thread decended to a point that people would start breaking the AUP. I`ll put my hand up and admit that I would probably have asked before it became a complete road accident, because like Neil, I don`t like to feel responsible for that, seeing as I would have been the one who had started a contentious topic. I suppose that could be seen as a little arrogant on my part, or simply me trying to take responsibilty for ensuring people do not get hurt. I prefer the latter.
Venusxxx
Assistant Mental Health Nurse ........when the job finally starts! :huh:
Venusxxx
Quote by little gem
Manage-oh
<tuts> Bloody posh soft southerners!
Can't get the guests for these tiddlywinks conventions these days! biggrin
Gem. x ;)

Bugger, still managed to get it wrong. I just don`t speak northern!
/note to self
When up north, if everyone stops speaking mid-sentance, stares at you, and then falls about laughing, it`s very unlikely that you have, in fact, grown an extra head.
Venusxxx
Quote by little gem
Gem. x - not the proprietor of the accomodation! ;)

*tuts*
Don`t you mean `ManagA`?! innocent
Venusxxx
We`re home! Managed it in just under five hours.
Thanks to all for making it such a great weekend, and thanks to Tongue for managing to demolish, but not actually breakanything which belonged in our room! rotflmao
We are sorry we didn`t managed to catch up with most of you to say goodbye, but especially sorry we didn`t get a chance to thank you personally Steve, before we went.
We are now going to spend some more time coming to terms with the fact that the pair of us are bad to the bone :shock: lol
VenusnMarsxxx
Oh, and if someone has a Nokia phone charger (ours died), we`d really appreciate it if they would bring it along, I`d rather my mum had a contact number in case of emergency, rather than us have to phone in and check..........giving out the number of HOTEL EROTICA :shock: , might not be the brightest of ideas! lol
Venusxxx
Ok hun, it would have been pretty late anyway. We have a five hour (at least) journey ahead of us.....I`m not even sure if I`mgoing to get shagged by Mars tonight! surprised
We are about to head off, wish us luck, because we always end up adding an extra few hours to the journey, no doubt we will have to double back once we start seeing signs for Edinburgh :shock:
Venusxxx
Judy, I`m not sure if Mars and I can afford the Blackpool beach thing, and might just have a quick look around and relax back at the hotel. If you just wanted to recover in nice surroundings, and need a lift, I can always have a word with my chauffer?
Venusxxx
By giving me access to one quickly, I`m assuming that you are, in fact, a monster! :twisted:
Venusxxx
No, but I`m not a monster Vix. He`ll be able to get a head start whilst I`m trying to find one. :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Quote by Tania
Well I guess if you truly love somebody, you love every bit of them and their behaviour.

Well you guessed wrong! I`ve been with the bugger for 17 years, and I swear to god if that bloke squidges his eyeballs once more whilst I`m trying to talk to him, I`m scooping them out with a rusty spoon! evil lol
Venusxxx
Oh no! Judy I`m so sorry :cry:
I hope your back gets better soon (((hugs)))
Venusxxx
stress!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bollocks to it! The kids can go round grandparents in rags, and I`ll be arriving
in overalls! evil evil evil
Nothing is bloody sacred in this house! banghead
Oh, and don`t expect makeup! Mum isn`t allowed to keep makeup! Even if she does only wear it on special occassions! I`ll bet the little fuckers have my belly bar too, they can`t wear one, cos I won`t let them get pierced, but I bet that wouldn`t stop them!
Oh, but the real icing on the cake is MY BLOODY DRESS HAS GONE MISSING! mad mad mad
And the girls are living in Egypt :huh:
I`ll simply pinch the stuff my eldest keeps buying which I won`t let her wear outside of the house :smug:
Ok, as you were. I feel better.
Venusxxx
Quote by dundeefella
am making an arse of everything i type!!!

That`s one hell of a talent. Wish I could do that. It`d be like the Midas Touch....only better :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Quote by Eagerslut9
Adam
And his missus, Eve
bolt

Naaah, Mars reckons the snake was cooler than them! :lol2:
Venusxxx
Does he mean Ana Conda? lol lol
PS Have you got the bath in yet hunni? :rascal:

Just about. Bathroom looks like a warzone however :huh: They`ll be finishing the job tomorrow.
Venusxxx
Quote by Eagerslut9
Adam
And his missus, Eve
bolt

Naaah, Mars reckons the snake was cooler than them! :lol2:
Venusxxx