Danny Kaye
Venusxxx
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VenusnMars
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 54
Straight Female, 83
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Quote by Eagerslut9
Jimi Hendrix
Bob Marley
Leonardo DaVinci
And according to Mars, Hannibal
Venusxxx
Hannibal Lecter? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :scared: :scared:
Or the one with the elephants? (Ask Dambuster, he's the one with the trunk)
Psst, the one with the elephants
Mars is starting to worry me now. He`s coming out with Star Trek characters.....
Venusxxx
Quote by steveg_nw
*whimper*
I just did the whole feminine grooming thing :shock:
I hurt. :huh:
Venusxxx
You want me to kiss it better???? :rascal:
Steve
If you happen to be into that red and blotchy look, with razor nicks in places I`d rather not go into right now....
Then by all means be my guest Steve!
I even shaped my eyebrows ffs! :shock:
I can`t believe people do this shit on a regular basis!
Venusxxx
Look! :happy:
What I found interesting was the concepts offered by the TS concerning masculinity, if his (and I say he because he referred to himself as a man) assessment is correct, then apparently I`m a hell of a lot more masculine than Mars!
That said, I`m actually crap at femininity, and was quite jealous of their ability to acheive that high maintainance look which I personally seem to be incapable of for any length of time. Mars once had a male friend who found me to be quite offensive as a woman.
A good example of this would be last night, when I tried to impress Mars with my new PVC thong.........there was me trying to be all seductive, and I couldn`t fathom why he was falling about laughing.....
The crutch of this mind-blowingly sexy piece of underwear was situated somewhere over my right hip :huh:
When I was a young teen, when most of my peer group were beginning to experiment with makeup etc, I took the pressure off of myself by pushing my hair up into a cap and passing myself off as a boy, and when I grew out of that, I adopted an alternative route...some kind of bleako/punk hybrid, so although he may not have represented the TV community very well, in a way, some of what he was saying I could relate to personally.
I loved it when during his `interviews` anything which was said that didn`t fit in with the message he was trying to put across was handled with a thoughful `hmmmm`, and quickly moved on from! :giggle:
Venusxxx
That said, I`m actually crap at femininity, and was quite jealous of their ability to acheive that high maintainance look which I personally seem to be incapable of for any length of time. Mars once had a male friend who found me to be quite offensive as a woman.
A good example of this would be last night, when I tried to impress Mars with my new PVC thong.........there was me trying to be all seductive, and I couldn`t fathom why he was falling about laughing.....
The crutch of this mind-blowingly sexy piece of underwear was situated somewhere over my right hip :huh:
When I was a young teen, when most of my peer group were beginning to experiment with makeup etc, I took the pressure off of myself by pushing my hair up into a cap and passing myself off as a boy, and when I grew out of that, I adopted an alternative route...some kind of bleako/punk hybrid, so although he may not have represented the TV community very well, in a way, some of what he was saying I could relate to personally.
I loved it when during his `interviews` anything which was said that didn`t fit in with the message he was trying to put across was handled with a thoughful `hmmmm`, and quickly moved on from! :giggle:
Venusxxx
