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16 Feb 2005

/Venus does the happy dance! We can ditch the kids earlier than first thought, so should be there by 7pm<-------------famous last words........:uhoh:
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16 Feb 2005

Quote by da69ve
Can i come into your happy place.......some of the other threads are scary right now!

Course you can sweetheart. Only happy fluffy people allowed in here
Lalalalala......
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16 Feb 2005

:mrgreen:
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16 Feb 2005

Quote by rogerthedragon
I have said before - I need the arguements to keep me busy when I'm not shagging!
Anyway - the expression "Pot and Kettle" comes to mind! :twisted:
Roger the Dragon

Well, that just goes to prove how wrong you are.
I never shag innocent

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16 Feb 2005

Quote by rogerthedragon on one of those big bad scary threads
I've avoided this one so far - which is good going for me as I tend to end up in the middle of most of the contentious threads.

And the below is why!!! :eeek:

Quote by rogerthedragon
They are gorgeous and cute Venus!!!!!................
That reminds me - I really fancy a chinese takeaway! :twisted:

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16 Feb 2005

Dunno then, sorry, I`ve been dragging my task bar about to check, and haven`t had any trouble getting it back dunno

Have you checked to see if it`s locked?
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16 Feb 2005

Oh! Tried dragging it back into place?
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16 Feb 2005

If your task bar is up the side, it one of the `F` keys which`ll put it right, one 7, 8 or 9, I forget which one!
I`ll be nice! :mrgreen:
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16 Feb 2005

Gratuitous ORAL pussy shot.
If you are going to lower the tone, please make sure you go all the way Ice. :mrgreen:
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16 Feb 2005

/Venus skips around scattering fragrant petals everywhere, oblivious to the world around her......
tralalalala :rose: :inlove: :rose: :love:
There now don`t you all feel better?! :mrgreen:
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15 Feb 2005

Ah, well you see I`d prefer clothed, tells me more about the person, but that`s just me, or not as the case may be, as I don`t use the ad system!
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15 Feb 2005

Seems ok to me, I`d only ask what kind of pictures you sent? Some people prefer not to have cock shots, but aside from that...erm, socialising on the website can be helpful too.
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15 Feb 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9

He hee! That's one more of yer secrets revealed Venus!! :P :twisted:

It`s a living. dunno

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15 Feb 2005

Quote by KcKat
Holes in the bath????
Hey everyone, Venus has a bath with glory holes in it!!! :bounce: :bounce:

Thankyou. Venus now also has a monitor with coffee dripping down it. :huh:
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15 Feb 2005

Oh it`s even worse now Eager, the tiles are gone, masonry was dropping in the water whilst I was bathing, the bath has no side, so all the sawdust and earth wire is exposed underneath, and the new bath is missing a handle, and has holes in the side.
You`d love it wink

Did you get to see my black walled downstairs toilet with the graffiti, with the dead rusty freezer shoved inside?
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15 Feb 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
Takes all sorts

I can live with that. I`m a common whore. One cliche is as good as another!
Only one I haven`t managed to fit into yet is the human race lol

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15 Feb 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
Sorry Venus hun , im sure your a pro in every way , but I was talkin to Neil LOLOLOL

I know, but I ranted about AOL too, which officially makes me a member of the AOL haters cliche :bounce:
I`m collecting them dontcha know ;)
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15 Feb 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
an IT pro will automatically slag AOL.

/Venus does the happy dance!
It pro! Didya hear that Sarge! I`m an IT pro! :smug:
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15 Feb 2005

Erm...hasn`t the subject been done to death? Seems to be going around in circles now.
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15 Feb 2005

Quote by Sarah1448
well lets hope the lighting is dimmed :twisted:

YOU can leave your arse at home! evil

:P
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15 Feb 2005

Quote by well_busty_babe
wonders if now is the right time to show them????

see.. just put a nice sexy thong over the top.. and no one will be any the wiser about your blemmish!!!!!!
problem sorted

:shock: :shock: :shock: rotflmao

I might just stick a couple of corn plasters on! :giggle:
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15 Feb 2005

Well thanks to Busty....

Quote by well_busty_babe
god am i a brill mate or what!!!!
i have found you a pair of flesh coloured bum spot hiders!
they might not be QUITE as sexy as you normally go for.. but in the right light they are stunning!!! (believe me... peeps will be truelly stunned!!!)

Myself and my arse are now happy to go! rotflmao

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15 Feb 2005

Just keep an eye on them, if they start to change or you are concerned about them in ANY way, the get them checked. It`s always better to risk wasting a doctors time ;)

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15 Feb 2005

Mine are just a smattering I get over my face every summer, have done since I was a kid. Upper arms too.
Veejay raises a good point though.
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15 Feb 2005

Quote by drawist
they go through years of training to produce meaningless rubbish

Neil! Your genius has been recognised! :bounce:
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15 Feb 2005

I get them in the summer, and until they invent a cover stick for the odd blemish wheich goes on with freckles included, I`ll continue to hate them!
Nothing worse than disguising a spot with a clear patch when you have freckles!
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15 Feb 2005

Quote by Scandal
Maybe he's a necrophiliac, I could pretend I'm dead and meet in a cemetary.

Or you could agree that you're dead into it and agree to meat in a cemetary?
banghead

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15 Feb 2005

Well, I do have the bath fitted! Not the side, and neither are the tiles up, but I can bathe!
Might move an old oil drum in there so I can get a real feeling of ambiance.
I should invite Eager round before Friday (which is when they are going to finish the job)
My bathroom excites him :shock:
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15 Feb 2005

Quote by Scandal
I think he wants to desecrate you.
That's a very grave offence.

:doh:
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15 Feb 2005

Quote by bluexxx
I'm noticing a few individuals on this thread who are suspiciously genuine-sounding. We simply cannot have genuine people in Fakes R Us.... so, if you are genuine... BOG OFF!
Leave us fakes to our pretend shagging, fake orgasms and fake IDs.... BOG OFF back to the photo ads where all the other genuine timewasters live :shock:

I`m a real fake, I have photo ID to prove it!

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