Venus would like to take this opportunity to apologise for her absence last night, and any ensuing distress this has obviously caused. Never again will she be dragged kicking and screaming into a telephone conversation which lasts for hours with someone who, quite possibly, has a bigger mouth than herself. Unfortunately the phenomenon of Vix catawauling as a result of my absence was completely unpredictable*. Anyone who has been effected by this trauma find .
*and as such falls under `act of god` which, in no way shape or form can Venus be held responsible for.
Venusxxx
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Quote by wascallywaffler
Am I the only one....
I read the menu 4 times, pick out carefully what I want, then order something different on the spur of the moment.
When I order, I always seem to order at least one dish too many..... then force myself to struggle through it.
I need counselling, preferably by someone busty and with very foxy eyes :P
Average chinese order
Sweetnsour pork (cantonese style)
Yung-chow fried rice
Prawn crackers
Pancake roll
I can never get through it all, so I`ll eat it for breakfast and lunch the next day......
sometimes I`ll even heat it back up ;)
Venusxxx
Quote by piercedJon
Worryingly big Parrot, seen bigger, but I think personally I would struggle with that one.
Venusxxx
Its not that big
... dont forget i'm a photographer and its amazing what you can do with a macro lens and the right vantage point.... 
Most men think they are smaller than they really are as they are looking down on the subject in hand (pun intended, lol)
Ok, it`s not you, it`s me. I have a problem with depth! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Calista, there are mixed feelings about recruitement agencies, but I found mine really helpful. Just one interveiw, and you can bounce around until you find your niche. Some even offer some training. Admin work is easy to find, but there are more health and social care agencies cropping up, you`ll be able to work toward an NVQ with one of those.
Just a thought
Venusxxx
Just a thought
Venusxxx
it`s in my favourites ;)Considering the police were called upon her for being overheard saying `wanker`, I think Alex_female would have to be very, very careful before she became involved in anything illegal to fix the problem.
Plus an exchange of violence is NOT a good thing to become involved in when you have children to consider.
Venusxxx
Plus an exchange of violence is NOT a good thing to become involved in when you have children to consider.
Venusxxx
Quote by piercedJon
A decent trust fund , with some gilts and equities . A sensible spread of direct company share investments , and a sizable property portfolio - perhaps a few negotiable bonds .
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Or, an enormous great cock like Peirced_Jon has. :shock:
Venusxxx <-----hasn`t spent the last two days complaining that he removed his mucky link from a different thread at all
:crazy: :eeek: 
Quote by Silk and Big G
Well if I got an email like that id email back and tell them to F$*k right off! Or if I had their phone number , id prfer to ring them and tell them to fuck right off. If they didnt put the phone down too quickly id then tell them not to be so up themselves and not to take the odd fuck so fucking seriously , and to seek counselling for their attitude problem , but mostly as long as I got the fuck right off comment in id be happy .
G
And if G told me to fuck off I`d fall down to my knees and thank the lord I`d gotten off so lightly, for I have seen his picture, and he is one scary looking mutha fucker :shock: :shock: :scared:
Venusxxx
Quote by Calista
I my line of work i've got reels and reels of electrical tape, which bit do u want taping
/Venus waits patiantly for some clever sod to say it.........
Venusxxx
her gob might be nice ;)
Thankyou Calista. My only concern is that it took so long.
Clearly I am going to have to try harder :twisted:
Venusxxx
