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Over 90 days ago
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Quote by manofmuchfun
I was generalising over the course of an advert

There's your problem.
Venusxxx
I was recently assaulted at work, nothing nearly as severe as you experianced, but I still had a delayed reaction, despite my seemingly 'take it on the chin' attitude. After the initial shakes I became very angry with myself for not being able to avoid the situation. In hindsight I know I couldn't have handled the situation better if I'd tried, and neither could you have done. The observations here are spot on. Anytime you find yourself dwelling on the 'could haves' and 'might ofs', you should nip back and review the words of encouragement here.
Venusxxx
Quote by littlemee
ok well so far I have (excuse the spelling as i cant be bothered to go and check lol)
AnotherSharon
Okisweets
HornyRed
The Bailliffs
Maia
In no particular order ............. oh and theres more ............ watch this space :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

How about (also in no particular order)
Red(RHG)
Vix
Venus
NealFiona
Alexandra
sillyhwoar: there's too many to choose!!! I'll be here all night!!!
Oh! *glows* :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Quote by bailiffs
Gentle "Venus" slips into your sign this week
(Dunno what Mars'll think lol),
He'll think whatever I tell him to think :twisted:
and sooths away all your troubles. Venus makes the world seem a nicer place.

Nuff said :smug:
Venusxxx
Well we can definately make it! I have the time off, and sitters organised :bounce:
Venusxxx
You will of course need someone to monitor the padded cell. I'm your girl!
Venusxx
I don't intend to be cremated, so I'll just have my corpse flung somewhere.......maybe on the steps of 10 Downing Street or some such prominant place. :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
I'm on a stage three. I'm too frightened to wake Mars up to see what stage he's at, but if the way he tried to go to sleep on all fours last night is anything to go by I'm betting he's beyond a stage three. :scared:
Venusxxx
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Fair enough. I know that really. BUT - there were some guys at the beginning who made a fair and valid point which is being lost in all the bickering which should really go elsewhere.
Can't you see why people are put off? What if Blue, Calista, Mal, Serge, Sappho The Bard oh god - the list goes on for ever - had been put off by this reaction in their early days. What a loss to SH that would have been. Can't we be just a little less judgemental, more considerate and tolerant? We can. It's what we're best at.
Jezzay.

I've been down the pub......
I love you man *sob*
Venusxxx
I haven't been down the pub,........................................................ but I still love you !! confused :? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
You poor damn fool! rotflmao
Venusxxx
Quote by jezzay
Fair enough. I know that really. BUT - there were some guys at the beginning who made a fair and valid point which is being lost in all the bickering which should really go elsewhere.
Can't you see why people are put off? What if Blue, Calista, Mal, Serge, Sappho The Bard oh god - the list goes on for ever - had been put off by this reaction in their early days. What a loss to SH that would have been. Can't we be just a little less judgemental, more considerate and tolerant? We can. It's what we're best at.
Jezzay.

I've been down the pub......
I love you man *sob*
Venusxxx
Quote by freckledbird

There are members here whose sole purpose of being on the site seems to be to dissect other people's posts with their 'critical analysis' inorder to make the poster look foolish, and themselves look superior.

:smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug:
Sorry Serge - you are saying what exactly? Or are you - like so many - not taking what these guys are saying seriously? Don't you think perhaps we ought? I certainly dislike and am embarrassed by the way some people have been treated here recently.
Jezzay.
Erm, Jezzay, I think the Sarge was just taking the piss out of Venus?
Sorry Venus, I don't mean 'just' to be derogatory or anything. redface
Sarge was just taking the piss out of the fact I typed 'inorder' as one word instead of two......so he could look superior :giggle:
Dunno what the fuck MOMF was on about, I just got back from the pub!
guitly conscience maybe dunno
I'm easy :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Quote by Libra+Love
And you haven't woken up to toast and our very own SH reknowned spread, so you really shouldn't go just yet wink
Welcome to the forum. Hope you stick around a little bit longer for the the really good bits, like Calista already mentioned
drinkies And I hijack your thread to say cheers to my SH mates who are now RL mates, thanks for all your support during those really very dark days. I love you all kiss

Um yeah, sorry, I should have mentioned there are plenty of good guys here too. redface
Venusxxx
Quote by SweetandSour
There have been a number of threads that have been 'hijacked'. Not in a humorous way, as was the case when we first started viewing the site, but in a more malicious, self fulfilling and even bullying manner.

No shit. I'll tell it as it is.
There are members here whose sole purpose of being on the site seems to be to dissect other people's posts with their 'critical analysis' inorder to make the poster look foolish, and themselves look superior.
It's just a shame they are not superior enough to get a life without having to revert to this childish behaviour.
It's pitiful.
Venusxxx
Quote by freckledbird

I work for the NHS for £6p/h, don't mean I'm advertising health care dunno :dunno:

So do I, andI work nights,and I'm skint and I've been working 50+ hours a week to survive.........
:doh:
Venusxxx
So what you advertising then lol
The fact I'm a goddamn hero! :smug:
Venusxxx
Quote by bigDewi69
I work for the NHS for £6p/h, don't mean I'm advertising health care dunno :dunno:

So do I, andI work nights,and I'm skint and I've been working 50+ hours a week to survive.........
:doh:
Venusxxx
Quote by warwick
Guys I appreciate youre concern but this threads over 7 months old :shock:
I baynt goin nowhere cool

It was bumped! :giggle:
Classic!
Venusxxx
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Hmmm better than sex eh ............ Laughing, that uncontrolable laughter which starts right in your belly and just bubbles up to hysterics lol It doesn't happen very often and it's not something you can plan - in fact it usually happens right at the most awful of times...
confused

Without a doubt, but it has to be with your best friends, contagious, and leaves you wondering what the fuck started you all off in the first place :mrgreen:
Watching Timmy stumble out of a car and nearly throw up because he was laughing so hard is one such memory :inlove:
Venusxxx
Not a thread, but a wicked post by WBB, and a thread by Warwick to boot!
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic.php?t=19695&start=40
and ta for that Helen, of all the threads I've started, and you come up with one about me picking my spots when I'm stressed confused :shock:
Shag anyone? wink
Venusxxx
Scuse me a minute
/sad fantasy book mode on
<----- Tanis!
/sad fantasy book mode off
As you were
Venusxxx
Years ago I tried out those bloody love eggs The only thing they did for me was to make an exit in the middle of the town precinct whilst I was loaded up with shopping bags. I was wearing a skirt and tights and had to crouch down in the middle of a busy town surreptitiously trying to get them back out of sight. :huh:
Bad idea!
Venusxxx
My shampoo tells me that it's Mars who does the shopping in our house............
Apparently he thinks I'm orgasmic wink
Venusxxx
Quote by Vix
Venus, that's my line, ya bitch!

Then stop being a slack tart and get in there first in future!
Venusxxx
Quote by Jas-Tim
Timmy, go back to bed, there's a love...........
:giggle:
Venusxxx

I don't know he makes an effort and the poison dwarf comes along and is nasty. :P
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Jas
XXX
He loves it :twisted:
Venusxxx
Quote by freckledbird
I'm cracking under market pressure here. It's tuppence fer two thighs and each feel is three hours long (minimum) - each thigh.

FFS, use your initiative man!
Buy two feels, get cock free.
That's how you do it!
Venusxxx
:shock: You mucky woman - what are you suggesting, that he offers his cock to stroke too? :twisted:
Absofuckinglutely :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Quote by westerross
I'm cracking under market pressure here. It's tuppence fer two thighs and each feel is three hours long (minimum) - each thigh.

FFS, use your initiative man!
Buy two feels, get cock free.
That's how you do it!
Venusxxx
Oh thank god! There is someone as nutty as me! lol
So many of those questions could have been changed from 'I would like', to 'I have'.
Venusxxx