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I'd go back to dial up tomorrow if it meant I could log in whenever I liked, but that's fucked too evil
Venusxxx
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Thrill and adventure seeking - you score 8 out of 10
This consists of items expressing desires to engage in sports or activities involving some physical danger or risk such as mountain climbing, parachute jumping, scuba diving, speeding in a car, etc.
Experience seeking - you score 10 out of 10
This descibes the desire to seek new experiences through the mind and senses by living in a nonconforming life style with unconventional friends, and through travel.
Disinhibition - you score 9 out of 10
This describes the need to disinhibit behaviour in the social sphere by drinking, partying and seeking variety in sexual partners.
Boredom susceptibility - you score 7 out of 10
This indicates an aversion for repetitive experience of any kind, routine work, or even dull or predictable people. Other items indicate a restless reaction when things are unchanging.
Your total sensation seeking score is 34 out of 40

And I said I wouldn't jump out of a plane :shock:
:mrgreen:
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Quote by da69ve
I guess I shouldn't send off my CV for stand up comedienne then. Sorry I'll get my coat.

We're just teasing you!!!
Rule No. 1; NEVER tease a PM victim if you enjoy being alive. :shock:
Venusxxx
Apparently he likes small enclosed spaces. I suggest anyone who can picks him up in a BIG car :shock:
Venusxxx
Flapjack needs a lift people, or he can't come.
Anyone swinging by Norwich?
Venusxxx
Quote by O. K.
If you put a hot drink in a Thermos, it keeps it hot.
If you put a cold drink in, it keeps it cold.
I'm not bothered any more about how the flask knows whether to keep it hot or keep it cold. I'm just happy it does.
Yesterday (I think) I ping'd (tm Chard) a Roast beef and Yorkshire Pud dinner.
The destructions on the box said not to ping the Yorkshire Pudding, but oven it for whatever minutes at some numbers.
So - I set the "oven" part of it to bake (?) the pud. All well and good.
Pud out, turn it to "ping" mode.
"Put the meal and gravy in a tray and ping for 3 ish minutes."
Fecking thing melted the tray ! ! ! ! !
Now - if a £10 flask knows the difference between hot and cold, how come a £200 so called tossed off microwave/grill/conv(:confusedsmile/combi combo thingy doesn't know not to melt my plastic trays???
dunno
:confused:

These new fangled contraptions are all the same : Don't trust them !!!
rotflmao lol rolleyes

Bit like PCs, and colour tags really, can't be trusted! :giggle:
Venusxxx
They upgraded me. Now all they need to do is work out why my connection goes down for 8-15 hours a day, unless I do a line test which kicks the connection back in, which in order to do I have to report the line fixed, which ends up cancelling engineers who can't work out what the problem is anyway, and BT can't seem to work beyond their automated service and bypass the fact I have to report the line fixed so I can use the service I'm paying for and make a note to ignore the fact I'm cancelling via the automated service and send the damn engineers (who don't know how to fix the problem) out anyway, and now they have started grasping at straws asking if we have overhead electricty lines, and I now have the choice between sitting on my hands, and not doing the line test, go without a connection so I can have an engineer who is going to replace the line in my house, even though the line has been tested beyond my house with the same results and
OH MY FUCKING GOD WHY ARE BT SO RETARDED?!!!
*breaths*
Venusxxx
Tune hun, you stay white. I'm as white as a lily and proud of it!
I'll still have skin when everyone else has given up on theirs! :smug:
Venusxxx
Eeek, back down to 56!
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(59)
Lemme know if I miss anyone smile
Will be phoning up for a list of who's paid their deposits soon. Watch this space :)
Venusxxx
Morning/night all. I'm just off to bed after finishing work, and will be sleeping off this bloody headache earned by getting the tail-end of pepper spray at the beginning of the shift.
There'd better bloody be a cold beer waiting for me when I get up :huh: evil
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Quote by richmond
1) my birthday tomorrow
2) what would your birthday fantasy be?

My fantasy would be to have Christmas done for me instead of spending my birthday running round like a blue-arsed fly.
I've decided to do something worthwhile this year and work on Christmas day . Fuck em all. flipa
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S'okay, I always pin difficult ones under my armpit, that normally shuts them up :twisted:
Venusxxx
If you have any, bring them, seriously. I'll paint the kids, it's one of my talents. Should keep them amused (and me :mrgreensmile
Venusxxx
Quote by easy
As for the other topics that this thread has raised, I'm :gagged:

There's a reason I have one of those in my siggy Easy. Only problem is the bloody plaster keeps falling off.
Venusxxx
Quote by foxylady 123
There is a very simple answer - Dont Watch TV!!
There are other ways of passing the time lol

With you on this.
Venusxxx
As did 'mode', he has lots of 'modes'. He thinks he's a bloody robot. :crazy:
Venusxxx
Quote by *JessicaRabbit*
Mina in Bram Stoker`s Dracula, preferably the Francis Ford Copolla version so I get bitten by Gary Oldman :twisted:

Oh, then you could act out the gratuitous lesbian scene. :twisted: How very 'Bram Stoker' rolleyes
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Quote by neilinleeds
Just out of interest (as you do) we decided to conduct a search for posts containing the terms 'Stella' and 'Neil'. Four pages 76 matches :shock:
Unsure how to translate this into pints. Any ideas?
Venusxxx

:shock: confused :? :? loon
uuuummmmmmm . . . . venus, the obvious question is . . . . why FFS?????? dunno bit of a slow night was it? rolleyes :P
absolutely fucking barking! rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
neil x x x ;)
Oh I don't know, we were having a beer debate and putting random things into search. Perhaps if we'd been drinking Stella it would have been written up as a more promising topic, but I wasn't in 'art of bolloxs' mode. :P
Should I have included a graph? lol
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A guy came freakishly close. I stopped leaving the house, and eventually had him warned off. He decided to pick on someone else and it became so serious he was reported and sectioned. He's back out now and I'm hoping to god he doesn't end up back inside, cos I'm now working in the unit he was sectioned in! :shock:
Venusxxx
Just out of interest (as you do) we decided to conduct a search for posts containing the terms 'Stella' and 'Neil'. Four pages 76 matches :shock:
Unsure how to translate this into pints. Any ideas?
Venusxxx
Quote by rachel-lane
Ive got to agree with Libra, what does it matter what we do to earn a living, thats just whatwe do to pay the bills.

After careful deliberation, Mars offers the following.
'Of course it matters, you can't be a hired killer. That would be a tad extreme.'
I despair sometimes, I really do rotflmao
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oh REALLY!! bring on the paint ball. ill be the hired hitman/her hiding up the tree with a bag of each teams coloured bullits paint ball bomb type fingys lol . did i ever mention i was a sniper in my past life ? ....miss lane will be on leon duty lmao . sorry im hijacking again :lol: sorry redface
Oh Rachel, are you down?! :bounce:
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Quote by lilacgem
"a hired killer" is that not the forces?

Mars- In that sense yes, but I was thinking more of th ones who get hitmen it's er not on really is it?!
I've had waaay too much beer to type up his drunken ramblings for him. Just be grateful he's not in charge of the keyboard! lol
Venusxxx