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VenusnMars
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 53
Straight Female, 82

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Quote by lilacgem
Ive got to agree with Libra, what does it matter what we do to earn a living, thats just whatwe do to pay the bills.

After careful deliberation, Mars offers the following.
'Of course it matters, you can't be a hired killer. That would be a tad extreme.'
I despair sometimes, I really do rotflmao
Venusxxx
I booked the 17th, 18th, and 19th off, and they thought I meant days, so put me down for the night shifts throughout! If they thought I was busy during the day, when the hell did they think I was going to catch up with my sleep?! dunno
They are trying to sort it, but it might not happen. sad
Venusxxx
Quote by freckledbird
Is the job going well?

Well, last night three of the patients cheered when I turned up for my shift which was nice smile, then the moment was kinda spoilt when the disorganised schitzophrenic came up behind me, knocked me, got right in my face and told me, after threatening to 'rip my head off', that he didn't like me anymore :lol2: which kind of soured the moment because I've spent ages building bridges with this guy. I have a good approach with him, and he offered me his version of a peace pipe. Oh, and spent some time chatting to one of the paranoid schizophrenics who thinks he's immortal and couldn't sleep. He thanked me this morning. It was a good night last night, nothing was broken, we had the same amount of doors at the end of the shift that we started with :smug:
/rant mode- Broke my back working overtime this month, only to have about 1100 deducted from my wages *ouch* (499 advance pay included). I have 680 quid to last the month :huh:
Venusxxx
And possibly stop UK citizens from going to high-risk countries, getting laid, and bringing it back with them?!
Venusxxx
I hadn't even heard of her until the sex 'scandal'. I just love the way she turned something which was designed to bring her down to her knees into something which brought her even more fame and fortune. Good girl!
That said, I still know bugger all about her, never watched the documentary.
Venusxxx
The kids are 17, 14, 10. Obviously the 17 year old does her own thing, and the 14 year old sometimes makes her own arrangements (as long as I know what arrangements), but the 10 year old really needs responsible minding. Leaving him at home with the eldest is not an option.
Venusxxx
Quote by little gem
Venus- I have tried that double ender technique and found that I get far too carried away to be able to keep in control.

Slut! rotflmao
Venusxxx
It varies, sometimes it's a couple of months between sitting, sometimes (but rarely) twice a month. Pends on Munches! They did have them three times over Feb/March, and again weekend before last, but they usually only have the boy, the eldest is too old for sitting, and the middle child prefers to stay with her friend. I won't be asking again til July I don't think.
Gotta go to work, catch you later
Venusxxx
Well I suppose it hits a nerve more so now I am working, often lates, nights and weekends meaning my time with them is limited anyway. It's not so much the break from the kids I need, but the opportunity to be able to let my hair down with friends, friends who all live too bloody far away!
Venusxxx
Quote by da69ve

Am I a monster?!
Venusxxx

Back to a totally differant matter.....you decide? wink
If you ask me nice like :twisted:
Venusxxx
Quote by niceguysdoexist
Venus ...you're sanity depends on it (who said too late :shock: )
As a parent herself your mom will know what a godsend a break from the kids will be ...She's just from a different generation where mum had the role of "grinning and bearing it" The pressures on us nowadays means it so much more important we take all opportunities to shed stress whenever we can.
Good luck and enjoy your holiday!

I'm an only child (who'd have guessed wink)
But yes, if dad comes out with 'in my day' one more time, I swear to god he'll be looking for a new jugular. :huh:
Neil, I'm liking your idea :lol2:
Venusxxx
Just finished a phonecall with my mum. I asked her if she was happy to have the kids in Termtime if Mars and I went on holiday for a week without the kids. I explained I would take them on a camping holiday first, but was keen to spend a week visiting SH friends with just Mars.
'I was asked 'what about the poor kids'
I asked her if she had actually heard me say that I'd take them camping first.
Was asked if I could afford two holidays.
I emphasised 'camping' and 'staying with friends' (as in not paying for flights, accomodation yadda yadda). Then I emphasised the fact I have a very stressful job, and was told 'As long as you stick with it' :huh:
Making my time off valuable is sticking with it.
Am I a monster?!
Venusxxx
Anyone seen Gothika? That'll be my part, I'll suddenly wake up and find out that I've become a patient, except instead of it being because I've axe-murdered my husband, it'll be because I was a part of a huge psychological experiment all along...........
*twitch*
Venusxxx
Quote by JudyTV
A female has no real way of completely gauging / understanding your sensitivity when using a stap-on, whereas another guy is more likely to gauge it if he is in body to body contact.
Judy

This is why I prefer the double-ended. If I'm pushing too hard, it'll push back too hard. If the angle is wrong, I'll feel that too. It's not as good as feeling exactly what's going on inside, but it's mirrored inside me, and the nearest I'll get. There's something very profound about being 'protectively aware' of penetration, I could't imagine the same reward if I wasn't trying to be careful.
*sigh* I wish I had a cock. :twisted:
Venusxxx
I tried a proper strap-on the other day, and to be honest, I prefer a double-ended dildo. It feels more like an extension of me than the strap-on did, I can feel what's going on better, but even though it works both ways, I felt more dominant regardless.
:mrgreen:
Venusturboginaxxx
Quote by well_busty_babe

I would like to point out that just because I raised this matter, does not mean that I support the idea of taking money or paying for sex!
Did I say that I did? No!

errrrrrrrrrrrr
Quote by sheffieldfun4two
Predictable!
But why should it make any difference at all if the woman leaves with some cash in her purse, if she has enjoyed it and the guy has? You can still be friends with a man who has chosen to pay you!
And.........some swingers may be turned on by the role playing idea!
Money ain't dirty any way!
DISCUSS FURTHER!

Gotta be consistant if you are going to play Devil's advocate! :giggle:
Venusxxx
Quote by tanglewood72
ok, this may be slightly too sane and boring, but how about watching some great comedy! always destresses me!! lol

Now that I like!
Recommendations? I have a warped sense of humour.
Venusxxx
Quote by Eagerslut9
If it were me I'd spend the time looking up the defintion of "eagerism"!
:giggle: bolt

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :confused: :confused: :confused:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/44065.html wink
Venusxxx
Quote by cu3b4ll
3) Indian head massage

Me: Oh, there's an idea. Darling, you have to learn how to do an Indian Head massage :mrgreen:
Mars: I'm not doing a fucking Indian head massage, what the hell do I want to do one of them for, they're crap. rolleyes
Next...... confused
Venusxxx
Quote by cu3b4ll
If it were me I'd spend the time looking up the defintion of "eagerism"!
:giggle: bolt

I said DE-STRESSING! FFS you people never listen. :huh: wink
Venusxxx
How to spend my time?! I don't know what to do with myself. What would you guys do with it? :mrgreen:
It has to be totally destressing ideas.
Venusxxx
Quote by cu3b4ll
Cueball reflects on whether his recent increased use of the giggle/bolt emoticon combination is indicative of the onset of sadistic tendancies, or just a sign of juvenile behaviour?

/off topic
It's bordering on 'Eagerism'
/on topic
Carry on :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Good friends. They let me whine on the phone to them when I've been abused at work kiss
Venusxxx
Quote by EnglishChris99
Begs the question what happens if you fiddle the prostate and milk the beef?? do the two cancel each other out or do you get armageddon??

Armageddon :twisted: :smug: innocent
Venusxxx