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11 Jun 2005

Quote by davej
it has been done before john by a poster called tkano, unfortunately what started as a very usefull thread, giving out sound sensible advice, quickly deteriorated into a thread that offered the most ridiculous scenario's and cures. I was personnally saddened as tkano was working on a problem for me just at the time that the thread degenerated into farce. Having said that I think it's a fine thing and I hope that the members take it a little more seriously this time. :smug:

/Venus puts down the thread and backs off slowly..........
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11 Jun 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
Dont do it !!!! We'll have multiple suicides !! :shock:

Well if a job's worth doing......... :mrgreen:
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11 Jun 2005

Dear Venus..........
Go on, you know you want me :twisted:
Venus<------- guarunteed to take someone from stable to suicidal in under three seconds.....

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11 Jun 2005

Quote by Mark
I had to tell him that I felt dead from the neck down.
It's not good is it?! :shock:

Depends how you look at it. For me it just focusses what's on offer :mrgreen: ;)

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
You bugger! smackbottom

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11 Jun 2005

I had a particularly difficult day at work yesterday, and as we won't be spending a night together til Thursday, had a night of debauchery planned.
I had to tell him that I felt dead from the neck down.
It's not good is it?! :shock:
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10 Jun 2005

I did plenty of stupid things, difference is, I used to run away from any adults I saw coming...........as opposed to toward them with a big bat.
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10 Jun 2005

Having met you guys at a good few events, I can can honesty say your presence will be missed.
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10 Jun 2005

A few weeks ago my eldest was mugged by a large group of girls for a cigarette. Today I read that another girl was killed in the same kind of incident.
Scares the shit out of me to be honest.
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10 Jun 2005

Quote by Marya
I haven't bothered with this thread but I suddenly felt the urge to bitch in another thread so here I am. Can I name names? No? OK.
YOU FUCKING WANKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that feels better. Not a real bitch but I managed to let off some steam.

I can't name names either, cos the cunt drove off after knocking into my daughter with his car......but not before getting out and shouting at her. Granted, she should have been on the pavement, but the kids always pile up at the level crossing on their way to school, he just didn't stop in time.
How about finding out if she was alright?! (bruised knee nothing more)
YOU FUCKING WANKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Venus<---- currently waiting to see what the police have to say. The school called them and they are keeping her there so she can give a statement.

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9 Jun 2005

Just the keyboard? I threw a cold cuppa over my 16 year old once. Mars didn't say a word, but he did have to take the keyboard apart. When he dealt with that, he quietly washed the monitor, ceiling, computer desk..........
Helps if you don't take sugar though. biggrin

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9 Jun 2005

Quote by Horous
I read an article in the Daily Mail today ( see I am almost intelligent) where a number of women confessed to doing their house work in the nude.
Now I wish to know is this a frequent occurance, and do many of you do the same thing?
John

Confessed?! What is there to confess? Clothes are for outdoors, and then it only depends on the location. wink

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9 Jun 2005

Quote by bailiffs

ape woman

Mother! :shock:
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9 Jun 2005

Happy Anniversary!!!! biggrin

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9 Jun 2005

Quote by bailiffs

u baby

It's Leonardo DiCaprio :shock:
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9 Jun 2005

KcKat's back garden! rotflmao

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9 Jun 2005

Get a job which keeps you busy! The time will soon fly.
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8 Jun 2005

Quote by Vix
Summer Solstice 2003, parked off the road on the way to 'Henge. However, on trrying to return to said car, 3 miles later, we realise it has been towed, despite the fact we were 100 % off the road and had my spaz badge in the car.
The filth got us towed to the holding park - "should" have been up to us to get there - then we paid Â£150 orr so, for retrieving the car.
Well worth the dosh to be amongst the first 30 in the stones.

Summer Solstice 2003, two cars travelling down, one of which lost us on the journey......the car which was supposed to be giving me a lift home :huh: Never found them, and spent the night freezing my tits off (they had all my belongings) and hobbling around on a twisted ankle as two drunks playfighting bowled into me within minutes of turning up. :huh:
Apparently the buggers who were supposed to be taking me home buggered off at 2am, she was cold, and left me miles away from home. Spent the next day in a beach hut at Portland waiting for someone to come get me. The guy I travelled with didn't have enough fuel.
Twas a good night apart from that!
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7 Jun 2005

Plenty of room, I'll add his name smile

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6 Jun 2005

Quote by PoloLady
it was my Chameleons membership card FFS!

:shock: :shock: :shock: lol

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6 Jun 2005

Pissing self laughing when a female patient (with toothache) states that she isn't having all her teeth pulled unless she can secure a job as a prostitute, in which case she could rake it in.
Was I the only one who found that funny? (or indeed actually 'got' the joke?!) dunno

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6 Jun 2005

Quote by Alfbede
oooooh Venus, lend us that machine gun, just the thing :twisted: :twisted:

Too late sucker!
You step out in the garden and youre ours -

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Bollox, now look what u did, gonna have fire myself up again now.
Go get em Ocky, I'll head em off at the pass
Can i help out wit some pepper dust????
Don't be a pussy. Pepper spray the fuckers! :twisted:
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6 Jun 2005

After being recommended a blinding Clinical Advisor...
'I could kiss you.........
But I won't cos you are bloody ugly.'
Today was the day I discovered they might just need a little more time before they get used to my sense of humour *cringe*
Any more?
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6 Jun 2005

I wouldn't be surprised if everyone of their damn advisors has dealt with me before. That would explain the quitting so soon :twisted:
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6 Jun 2005

Phonecall from BT this morning after doing several linetests to get my net connection kicked in....
Advisor- Hello, are you having trouble with your phone?
Me- No
Advisor- It's just that we are getting several reports of a faulty line
Me- Oh, that'd be me. I have to do line tests to get online.
Advisor- Would you like me to put you through to a Broadband engineer?
Me- No thankyou. They don't know how to fix it, I can do a better job myself via the line test. If that starts to fail, then I might start running the BT guantlet again, and be put through to advisor after advisor who'll send someone else out who haven't a clue what they are doing, but until then I am quite happy doing it like this. It's more effective.
Advisor :gagged: erm, ok then confused

And I didn't swear once :smug:
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5 Jun 2005

Deface this pic?! :shock:
I think I just blew your head up. Sorry! rotflmao

That'll teach you to look .4 younger than me :twisted:
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5 Jun 2005

Quote by Katien_n_John
did ya have to use C & R / did ya? hmm? go on tell us? Know just the kinda day you mean and the Pro-social modelling course is :bs: too :lol:

Not today. I just hung onto one arm. I have done, they always give me the feet end!
I'm loving the Zero tolorance policy. Like the patients give a flying fuck! rolleyes

Anyway, nuff o that, back to sunshine and happiness :lol2:
Sorry Scandal, I just couldn't resist the juxtapostion. :P
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5 Jun 2005

Quote by Scandal
It was just so still and calm - beautiful, so I thought I'd tell someone and it was you lot who got it! lol

I spent the day looking at two boarded up windows which had previously been kicked in, was told I'd have my head ripped off and my neck shit down, was spat at, and had to drag someone to the SCA room. Oh, and the weather was shit too! rotflmao

Glad you enjoyed your day, it's good to feel alive! :mrgreen:
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5 Jun 2005

Take it easy bloke, look after yourself. :love:
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5 Jun 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Hehehe, I'm on there. Last time I checked I clocked in at 15.7
Venusxxx

:shock: That would make you younger than your daughter!
We are often mistaken for one another. You'd think the neighbours would get it right by now, she's about 4 inches taller. :shock:
Debs, I'm 33
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5 Jun 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
I'm nothing if not vain :smug:
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your face is on threre???
Yes it is, I was curious to see what I'd get. Hadn't logged in for a while, I'm on 692 votes now, and they still don't think I'm legal!

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