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VenusnMars
Over 90 days ago
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Fair enough, I didn`t really care that much, but it was too good an opportunity to let slip by! :giggle:
That said, I enjoyed the film in a `family fun` sense, the bit where he gets the mutated dog in the nuts is well worth the effort! lol
Did anyone spot the cameo appearance of the original Hulk at the beginning?
Venusxxx
Quote by RedHot
Just had this sent to me and though some of you girls might like to read it too wink
BITCHOLOGY
When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they
call me a bitch.
When I stand up for those I love, they call me a
bitch.
When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do
things my own
way, they call me a bitch.
Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in
my heart. It means I
live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone
to step on me.
When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak
against it, I am defined
as a bitch.
The same thing happens when I take time for myself
instead of being
everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish.
It means I have the
courage and strength to allow myself to be who I
truly am and won't
become anyone else's idea of what they think I
"should" be.
I am outspoken, opinionated and determined. I want
what I want and
there is nothing wrong with that!
So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner
flame, try to squash every
ounce of beauty I hold within won't
succeed.
And if that makes me a bitch, so be it. I embrace
the title and am
proud to bear it.
B - Babe
I - In
T - Total
C - Control of
H - Herself
B = Beautiful
I = Intelligent
T = Talented
C = Charming
H = Hell of a Woman
B = Beautiful
I = Individual
T = That
C = Can
H = Handle anything
Personally I prefer the last summary. I'm sure after being married to Jon for so long, I can certainly handle anything wink rotflmao
Tracy-Jayne

Being the bitch that I am, means I didn`t need the above reminder. :mrgreen:
I am woman. Hear me ROAR! rotflmao
Venusxxx
Quote by Bloke2005
Thanks both - Blue - like yours too - what is it?

I thought it was the dog which was perhaps called `Stroop`, when `Stroop` didn`t come up in the online dictionary!
I`m so glad the Google Image search came up with a diagram...... redface rotflmao
Venusxxx
Quote by freckledbird
Bugger off you cheeky cow it was a nice kind of wow lol
Bev
xx

I know, I`m just not nice enough to resist being a cheeky cow :twisted: :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Quote by freckledbird
Wow. :shock:

Fuck me! I`ve reduced Freckle down to one word! rotflmao
Venusxxx
Quote by freckledbird
Bloody hell you have a daughter old enough to work?
Wow
Bev
xx

You didn`t know? That `My Life` story wasn`t completely tongue in cheek you know wink lol
17 come June if let her live that long! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Mars` chips are the best. Chip shop chips suck donkey dick..........possibly because my eldest daughter works in a chippy three times a week :huh:
It was so much fun when she started, all she needs to do now is get a job at a Chinese Takeaway (yes I know it`ll never happen) and I will be happy! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Quote by Vix
Bastards.
The lot of you.

What colour was that then?! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
It`s interesting that we apparently recognise the written word faster than the colour,( No, I didn`t know that, I had to look up `Stroop`, just now....thanks Blue lol ) when in fact colour recognition comes before we learn to read...
Venusxxx
Well both green and blue are in fact black because I`m on the PC with the buggered graphics card.....
Not sure if that was my first reaction though, and now I`m thinking about it I`ve lost the moment :mrgreen:
I`ll get my coat lol
Venusxxx
Quote by Jas-Tim
Bollocks to the pair of you - I'm never going to live that down am I. flipa
Jas
XXX

In a word.......
No :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Quote by xxdevil69
The thing I always struggled to get my head round was... if you seriously thought your child was being abused, would you accept 'payment' to drop the case?!? I know as a parent I certainly wouldn't!!! mad

I suppose that would depend where your values lay. If you thought there was a very good chance you would lose the case (and let`s face it, this is after OJ, and isJackson), and that the money offered would go a long way toward repairing your child`s life (get them through the best college, the best counselling etc) then yes, I think I understand why some parents would. I`m not saying it`s an option I would chose, I`m not that materialistic, just playing devil`s advocate and offering a different perhaps workable point of view.
Venusxxx
I`m between Calista and Neil....
I might have to regulate how much I post so that I can stay there :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Quote by freckledbird
deleted this 'cos it wasn't funny when I read it lol

So now you are the humour police as well?! Just WHO do you think you are?! mad mad mad mad
:giggle: wink
Venusxxx
Quote by Vix
Go to bed, Venus, there's a good girl.

*cough cough splutter splutter*
Just WHO do you think you are?! mad mad mad mad
rotflmao :giggle:
Venusxxx
Quote by KitKat
Kit and I had a conversation about this last night - when we arrived on the site, it was looking for sex with NO friendship complications at all.
Now, we have found that during sex, we are able to relax and enjoy ourselves much more when swinging with people we know.
lhk
Kat

You know Kat, looking back I think that was one of the reasons we looked outside of our friendships to swing, we didn`t want that complication, but contact magazines just seemed too souless. This place seemed a much better compromise. Little did we know the strengths of the friendships we`d make regardless, and unlike some of our previous friendships, the friendships here, are of a nature which doesn`t make us feel threatened at all, and yet are still as strong, in some cases stronger.......go figure!
Venusxxx
Quote by freckledbird
I haven't been quite as picky though lately, have I?
Bev
xx

lol I dunno, yours was just the first post I saw this morning (This morning being just now, and not the 6amish I logged off :huhsmile
Vix, gizza chance, I`ve not had my coffee!
/tuts
Now I`m going to have to bully someone today just to prove I`m not soft, and if they flounce it`ll be ALL Vix`s fault, but do you think everyone else will see that? No,it`ll be evil Venus` fault........mutter, mutter, grumble, bitch.......
Venusxxx
Quote by Ice Pie
Mayo on chips? That's damned unpatriotic that is. mad

Sorry Ice! :scared:
However, it gets worse. I married a man who used to eat chip and lemon curd sandwiches.....I kid you not! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Venusxxx
Quote by freckledbird
I haven’t been to any swinging parties as of yet.
But I do find this site interesting in the community it brings together, as well as the laths.
But I think in most peoples eyes the end resolt of this is sex

What do thin strips of wood have to do with swinging, unless you use them to punish someone with confused
smackbottom Freckle! That post was a pretty good effort for James lol
Venusxxx
Bumped because I can.....plus I just noticed I was up at silly hour back then too :huh:
Venusxxx
The Hulk. Seemingly ordinary guy, gets angry, swells up, turns green, throws large vehicals about....
You may have a point about that whole unbelievable thing mate lol
How about
Bloke, gets angry, goes red in the face, swears a bit, sometimes throws car keys down in a strop?
Better? :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Possibly a plastic bag if it`ll put me out of my misery! rotflmao
Bollocks to this. I`m going to test `sneezing in my sleep`.
Night all :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
I`d have to stop sneezing first :huh:
Enter nice red peeling nose right in time for Blackpool evil
Venusxxx
Quote by cool4catz
We can always start the debate on quantum physics again, if that would help?

Erm no, I still haven`t finished reading up on Kant, Materialism, and Hegel etc, I`ll be screwed if I add that to the mix right now :shock:
Venusxxx
Quote by Rainbows
but I WILL get you!!! :twisted: :twisted:

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Venusxxx
Quote by Jas-Tim
Here's me feeling all sympathetic because your poorly :therethere: and it's all a FIB mad

Oh but I am.......so I need lots of love and kisses and hugs and love and penetration, and kisses........ :angel:
Venusxxx
Awww fuckit. You lot just carry on bitching, see if I care.....I`m getting frisky with the sleep fairy! flipa :rascal: :rascal: :rascal:
Venusxxx
:uhoh:
So now would be a bad time to say I was just thinking of crashing then?!
bolt
Venusxxx