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VenusnMars
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 54
Straight Female, 83

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Quote by johnneuk1
cool
Reeled you in with that one,big bite ,me thinks shall now sod off, did vote for u too
cheers :!: rolleyes

*wails*
I feel so USED! rolleyes lol
Venusxxx
Quote by mal609
Sorted it for you, Venus lol
Mal
sad

Thankyou Mal kiss
johnneuk1, you can sod off! I don`t have the mod powers needed to correct a Poll after someone has posted! :moon:
Besides, who said I had an education?! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Last time I tried that Foxy, I burst out laughing......now THAT was a vibration! rotflmao :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Cept I can`t seem to edit options since you buggers complained!
I`m going to give it up as a bad job I think! (was going to take it to 40+k)
Venusxxx
Christ! You lot are like flies on shit aren`t you?!
I pressed the wrong sodding button ok?! rotflmao
More coming!
Venusxxx
Was curious. We once had a poll to ask members their level of education, be interesting to see if they put this to good use in the employment world.....or whether they have been to busy perving here! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Quote by roger743
Personally I fail to see how a mouth can be so athletic when it`s filled to the brim,

Solution: Try practicing on some smaller equipment...
Roger, I think Mars loves you rotflmao
Foxy, point taken. There are areas of my sex life I have tried various techniques to improve before deciding that it`s simply not for me! However, I do love giving head, but if a lack of technique deems it unsatisfactory for the guy, then it will also do very little for me.
Venusxxx
Have to disagree with you there Foxy ;)
What could be deemed as a bad blowjob to one person may feel like a good one to another, and it is possible to improve on technique, as the technique I`ve developed with Mars over the years has vastly improved compared to when we first started. Even spelling can be worked on.........to a point, depending on the gravity of the problem a person might have with it. smile
The enthusiasm I get from a man when I`m hitting upon a technique which works for them, is often enough to make the experiance even more worthwhile.
Venusxxx
There will only be one technique if you don`t stop hijacking my damn thread! Now fuck off to bed! :lol2:
Venusxxx
Quote by Ice Pie
cool no 69 for u then wink

What does this mean? Why do only 454 SH members have this number in their name? It must be something very intelligent and original and esoteric. rotflmao
Sorry Ice, can`t tell you. You haven`t done the research, and I am above giving that kind of information out to people who can`t be arsed to chase down the instructions. *sniff*
Venusxxx
Plus it`s all part of the foreplay for me, when/if I`m heading toward a meet etc. Helps me to fantasise about various things I could try out!
See what you did Ice? You bloody hell-raiser you! rotflmao
Venusxxx
Quote by Ice Pie
Here is the full set of instructions on "How To Do Sex":
Rule 1: Bin the instructions.
The End
Seriously, I can't fathom this emphasis so many people have on details. All seems a bit painting by numbers to me. Isn't it more satisfying to let the picture develop in its own way, rather than knowing in advance what it's going to look like?
Each to their own, but God forbid that I should ever acquire a "technique", because once I think I know how, I may as well replace myself with a robot.

Well since you mention it Ice......
, give it a go, you might find you enjoy it ;)
When swapping notes becomes more important than having fun, THEN I`ll worry.
Hadn`t thought of the circular thing before............might give it a go! :bounce:
Venusxxx
Oh that`s right, you be all clever like and turn yours into a poll! *sulk*
Very very gentle teasing, progressing into long soft strokes, long hard strokes........dunno after that, I`m beyond reason.
Venusxxx
Ohhhhh ta kiss
Should I be worried that it`s by a `Dougadams`? :shock: :lol2:
Venusxxx
Quote by johnneuk1
blast this any help wink

That little guy had a distinct advantage. He has no nose, and a good eigth of his body comprises of a mouth.
Doesn`t help at all ;)
Venusxxx
Quote by Scandal
:confused: :confused:
dunno dunno
wave wave wave
:hunk:
innocent
:fuckinghell:

rotflmao
Another thread bites the dust! lol
Venusxxx
Quote by Scandal

I might have a question on giving head later.......
Let`s see where `Blowjob technique` gets me :s
Venusxxx

The answer is yes you can practise on me lol lol
Would you believe I read that AFTER I started the thread?! rotflmao
Venusxxx
I`d like to improve mine :mrgreen:
Personally I fail to see how a mouth can be so athletic when it`s filled to the brim, there is simply not enough room for variety...(not one bloody word Scandal, not one :huhsmile
Forget deep throat. I want to live.
Guys, tell us what you like, and girls, tell me how the fuck to do it!
Please :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Yep, what she said smile. Spreading yourself out between banter, so people get to know you, searches, and questions normally proves to be a good mix wink
I might have a question on giving head later.......and if anyone thinks I`ll be successful in narrowing down `Blowjob` in the search facility, they have more faith than I! lol
Let`s see where `Blowjob technique` gets me :s
Venusxxx
Quote by Eagerslut9
:undecided: :undecided: :undecided: :undecided:
Thing is I've broken most of the plates, half of the glasses, burned out the vacuum cleaner (er, well it DID suck well), shrunk the washing that I hadn't already re-coloured, knocked over a plant pot, scorched the ironing, etc.,
redface redface redface redface redface redface redface redface redface redface redface redface
I did try though dunno but now I can't sit down. Oooooooooooooooooooh! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Maybe I should just stick to what I'm good at instead? :rascal: :rascal:
:twisted: :twisted:

Oldest trick in the book...... rolleyes lol
Venusxxx
Nope. If we ever have any issues, not that we ever HAVE in the 17 years we`ve been shagging you understand *cough, cough*, it`s normally down too external stresses, and it`s worked (or not as the case may be wink) both ways.
Venusxxx
Tell us about yourself! Does your wife know you are here?! Get rid of the cock shot! Learn to spell! We are not here for a quick fuck you know! You should already know about this.....and welcome! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Ignore them benni. I think my av makes it perfectly clear :smug:
I await with baited breath. :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Two by the bed now :mrgreen:
I needed one I could plug broadband into.
Venusxxx
Quote by bluexxx
Billy, Gremlin and Stressed Erik DO NOT like watersports! evil
wink wink wink

rotflmao Why does it seem so apt for you to have a goldfish called `Stressed Erik`?!
Damn, I loved that series. lol
Venusxxx