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Reeled you in with that one,big bite ,me thinks shall now sod off, did vote for u too
cheers :!:
*wails*
I feel so USED!
Venusxxx

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Personally I fail to see how a mouth can be so athletic when it`s filled to the brim,
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no 69 for u then
Quote by Ice Pie
Here is the full set of instructions on "How To Do Sex":
Rule 1: Bin the instructions.
The End
Seriously, I can't fathom this emphasis so many people have on details. All seems a bit painting by numbers to me. Isn't it more satisfying to let the picture develop in its own way, rather than knowing in advance what it's going to look like?
Each to their own, but God forbid that I should ever acquire a "technique", because once I think I know how, I may as well replace myself with a robot.
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Thing is I've broken most of the plates, half of the glasses, burned out the vacuum cleaner (er, well it DID suck well), shrunk the washing that I hadn't already re-coloured, knocked over a plant pot, scorched the ironing, etc.,![]()
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I did try thoughbut now I can't sit down. Oooooooooooooooooooh! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Maybe I should just stick to what I'm good at instead? :rascal: :rascal:
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