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VenusnMars
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 54
Straight Female, 83

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Ok, not coping, not coping at all! My reply is somewhere ^^^^^^^^ up there! :crazy:
Just confused the shit out of myself! rotflmao
Venusxxx
Quote by little gem
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/33667.html
Try this one Venus,
It might explain a few things! lol

Gem! All that bouncing! I can`t cope! :crazy:
Venusxxx
Quote by little gem
Can you forward that person onto me please! I need my inbox filling with porno flith like that now and again! lol

You want me to send your PMs back? Sad, very sad. rotflmao
Kc, thankyou, I was beginning to think I was so horny I was starting to hallucinate :shock:
Venusxxx
/double takes......
Easy! What the fuck are you doing with Dawn`s tits?! :shock:
Venusxxx
Quote by venusnmars
I am not thinking of flicking my tongue slowly over your clit

Which bit did I misquote?! Eh, eh, which bit?!!! ^^^^^^^ that bit?
Ok, I`ll stand corrected!
I am thinking of flicking my tongue slowly over your clit

Better? :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Oh shit! Reese`s penis made me fuck up the entire post I was supposed to be quoting and editing! Not bloody editing!!
REESE YOU ASSASSIN! mad
smackbottom
Venusxxx
For us it was just a natural progression, sharing fantasies, becoming confident enough with each other to suggest making it a reality..
and yep, we tried the wrong approach earlier in our marraige, before we had the strong communication we have now. Burnt our fingers tremendously. Something we learnt from though smile
Venusxxx
Quote by MattyGB
And don't just turn up home with some young blonde and say, "fancy a bit of fun"

I dunno....works for me right now! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Quote by KcKat
- means you'd have to get out of bed tho!!

Now you are just being extreme! evil surprised
Venusxxx
Well, my eldest has a massage thingie, but it seems a little bad and wrong to be using that! confused confused confused
Venusxxx
I think perhaps waiting until you are in a place where you`d knowhow to approach her with it would be a good idea. A strong communication level is vital when getting into this game. Work on that, see where it leads, and good luck to you both! smile
Venusxxx
Quote by Benni
wow - how do you break a vibrator? has its engine blown?
thats impressive - well done!

It overheated redface redface redface
I lose all the best ones like that sad
Venusxxx
Quote by teppic
So what can we do about it ?
even us blokes wake up with a ragin hard on ! (wheres the cat........again !!!)

i find a dog, and a full jar of marmite realy hits the spot wink
Marmite?!! That`s not right! :shock: confused confused confused
Venusxxx
Quote by roger743
How're you typing?

:shock: :shock: :shock:
Seems my nipples are more talented than I gave them credit for :shock: :shock: :shock:
Gem, I don`t have one banghead It broke! :cry:
nuff of the one liners you buggers! Cheers for that Gem! :huh: wink
Venusxxx
Just thought I`d share :mrgreen:
I know, it`s a crap thread, which absolutely, positively, deserves to be locked! However, I cannot be expected to start a decent thread when my nipples are trying to munch thier way through my duvet :shock: :shock: :shock: (which incidently I am naked underneath :rascalsmile
Ok people, show`s over, go back to your business! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Venusxxx
Quote by Jas-Tim
Tim: I'd put a gherkin up my tuppence, lamb chops in my bra, and peas down my pants.

Peas! Why is it always peas?!
Venusxxx
Quote by neilinleeds
if it was me, i'd just have done with it and give him both barrels! bolt
n x x x ;)

Tart! :huh:
However, there is consensus that too little sleep over a prolonged period of time will result in significant mental, behavioral, and physical problems.

Thank you Easy :mrgreen:
You see everyone? I cannot be held accountable for my actions! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Now, I wonder where this third nipple came from..........................?
Venusxxx
Having spoken to Mars Calista, evidence to support this theory, stemming from the `old days` involving sending them down the mines etc, is coming to the fore....... :shock: :shock: :shock:
Venusxxx
Quote by Calista
Did the tablets work last night??? or did the caffeine counteract it confused: confused: confused:

Took them ages to kick in, so I just sat here in the dark, lest Mars found a shotgun if I turned the PC on! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Had HUGE problems waking up this morning!
Venusxxx
OMG! He reckons that includes children too! Where the hell does he get this shit from?! :giggle:
Venusxxx
Mars is sat here spouting bollocks! We were discussing my sleep pattern, and established that although when I sleep isn`t such an issue (better not be cos I`ll be doing shift work soon) the amount of sleep I get is. Fair enough.....
Where the hell he gets `the best amount of sleep for ANY adult is seven hours, no more, no less`, from is beyond me! I asked him to cite his sources! Can he? Can he hell, but as it was proven by `some professor` and it is Mars telling me, and apparently he is all knowing..........IT MUST BE TRUE! rotflmao
Should I ignore the differing chemical and physical make-up of each individual, the fact that in the political world of `professors` there will be an argument against every conclusion reached, and the lifestyle of each individual, or.......should I let him have it both barrels?! :twisted:
(BTW, Neil, Mars said it`s good morning, because you are a Northern Monkey and live in a different time zone :mrgreen: )
Venusxxx
Quote by the KAT
Hey Venus - was that you I saw walking down the high street fully clothed
Meouw
the KAT

I very much doubt it......I don`t do outside........or clothes for that matter :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Quote by JudyTV
Judy...........disgraceful but happy.

:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Well I, for one, want some counselling from Dr. Blue :twisted: :rascal:
Venusxxx
I bounced in! :mrgreen:
We are so glad we found this! We`ve been toying with the idea of outside excitement for years, but there comes a time when fantasy demands something greater. Merely joining this site takes us one step further into the excitement, and its such a great relief to see such friendly open-minded and normal people here. To date we have only played online, (aside from a couple of experiances when we were way too young and stupid!) an anticlimax much of the time, cameras, lighting, angles, kinda takes the excitement out of it at times!
We are going to have so much fun interacting on here.
Thankyou for providing a genuine, credit card free place for like-minded people. I was getting tired of all the crud out there!
I`m excited that something new has been added to our sex life.........can you tell?! biggrin
It`s so good to see people interacting here in ordinary conversation too, if (most likely when) we decide to take it further, it`s great to know we can make friends on a like-minded level first on here.
Munching, what a great concept, no couple on couple pressure, but whole groups so noone in particular feels pressured. Do I come across as niave in this game? Yup, we should have come here years ago! lol
He is 38, and bi-curious, I am 32 and am bi-curious too (had one experiance, wasn`t happy with it, but it hasn`t put me off the idea of trying again!)
Likely to be nervous about photos (a little paranoid, what if my dad got hold of one :shock: ) I tend to do head and body shots seperately!
Anyhow, it`s great to be here, sorry about the enthuiasm...............I`m horny! :evil2: :

Also managed to get my second (?) thread locked, that was after I put it in the wrong forum also! rotflmao
Dickhead
It was a psychology subject too.......fancy that! innocent
Venusxxx