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27 Jan 2005

Quote by corriefem
Ah but anyone can (if they are willing) change their behaviour to fit into an environment where they will then be more readily accepted. Easier for women to perform and change behaviour I imagine than men though hightened excitement, thrill factor etc I would imagine could play a part in that direction .

I suppose you would have to ask whether that change in behaviour is possible unless a person is tapping into something which has always been there but has been unexplored until that point......
It`s the nature vrs nurture debate. Good luck with that one people! :crazy: wink

wink

Venusxxx

27 Jan 2005

Sound like a plan......cept I`llget jealous now because I don`t have a Warwick!
See what you started?! Do you see?!!!!
/Flounces out
arsehole evil

evil

Venusxxx

27 Jan 2005

Oh come on, be fair! If she takes one Warwick, she have to take them all!
Venusxxx

27 Jan 2005

Quote by Scandal
WRT social conditioning, I think that can influence our behaviour, but not our actual nature. Again, this is only unsupported conjecture on my part.
Ice

So Ice are you saying that sexuality is our actual nature, genetic, determined at birth (or before) and will not change?
How would you define which aspects of us are nature or behaviour?

You rang?! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

26 Jan 2005

Quote by KcKat

:shock: :shock: :shock:
Did you let Mars at the computer hunni?

You know Kc....There was more to him than just a penis you know.......
I think you picked up on the arse as well rotflmao

rotflmao

Venusxxx
:shock: :shock:
uns off to hide under the duvet redface

redface

redface

redface

Bugger......so I fell off to beer scooter and Mars's arse was convienently there to grab on to??? dunno

dunno

redface

redface

redface

I was referring to this......but now i'm having all sorts of flashbacks - Ooooooooooooooops!

Quote by VenusnMars
Fraid it`ll be just me, and my basque Judy...oh, and the life support for the penis I married :twisted:
We really must invest in some toys!
Venusxxx

Shhhh, don`t quote it too much, he might see it :uhoh: rotflmao

rotflmao

Venusxxx

26 Jan 2005

Quote by KcKat
Just say it quickly.

I bet you still have to explain to someone biggrin

biggrin

Jas
XXX
I`m a penis! I`m a penis! I`m a penis! I`m a penis! I`m a penis!
Venusxxx
:P :P :P :P :P :P
Jas! Pack it in you shit! smackbottom

smackbottom

rotflmao

Venusxxx
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Did you let Mars at the computer hunni?
You know Kc....There was more to him than just a penis you know.......
I think you picked up on the arse as well rotflmao

rotflmao

Venusxxx

26 Jan 2005

Me too, it`s spiralling out of control!
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewpost/309633.html#309633
:huh:
Venusxxx

26 Jan 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
Just say it quickly.

I bet you still have to explain to someone biggrin

biggrin

Jas
XXX
I`m a penis! I`m a penis! I`m a penis! I`m a penis! I`m a penis!
Venusxxx
:P :P :P :P :P :P
Jas! Pack it in you shit! smackbottom

smackbottom

rotflmao

Venusxxx

26 Jan 2005

Quote by Jas-Tim
Just say it quickly.

I bet you still have to explain to someone biggrin

biggrin

Jas
XXX
I`m a penis! I`m a penis! I`m a penis! I`m a penis! I`m a penis!
Venusxxx
:P :P :P :P :P :P

26 Jan 2005

Quote by Jas-Tim
Automatic censor, I like it! Everytime someone types something daft in, it could come up as `I`m a penis`! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

It would make all your posts a bit boring after about 5 mins though :P
Jas
XXX
Crap! If I had seen you coming, I would have done it to you!
Bugger! lol

lol

Venusxxx

26 Jan 2005

Quote by bluexxx
That's fair enough then. can I make a suggestion then...
As and when any specific sites are mentioned, you add the names to the forums "Excluded Words" list? (the one usualy reserved for profanities and other foul language) I operate some forums on other sites, and this could be a very simple matter to do on those, to anyone with the appropriate administrative privilages on the message board. I don't know the make of this message board or if it's possible, but if it is, it would stop such names from appearing in the first place.

I`m a penis! I`m a penis! I`m a penis! I`m a penis! I`m a penis!
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
:mrgreen:
Venusxxx
PS (because I doactually want to live) I love your sarcastic remarks wink

wink

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26 Jan 2005

Automatic censor, I like it! Everytime someone types something daft in, it could come up as `I`m a penis`! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

26 Jan 2005

Quote by little gem
I shan't be buggering off again until summer now
On the plus side.......... that means you have more or me here!
what do you mean that's not a plus side! Cheeky monkey! Nick my shag then pack me off abroad again, then complain when I'm staying! No pleasing some folk is there!

I shan`t be pleased until you pack me off abroad........., somewhere where 3am in the morning is their daytime! confused

confused

Venusxxx

26 Jan 2005

I thought you had buggered off again! You don`t think I actually bother to read any posts besides my own do you?! rolleyes

rolleyes

/slopes off muttering `those bloody sleeping pills can`t come a moment too soon! redface

redface

redface

redface

Venusxxx

26 Jan 2005

Quote by little gem
Fancy a shag? :rascal:

Does a bear shit in the woods?
Oh bugger! You left the country, bad luck! rotflmao

rotflmao

Venusxxx

26 Jan 2005

OMG! I`m looking at boots now :shock: :shock: :shock:
Somebody stop me!
Can`t afford sod all of course, I was very, very lucky with the basque.........which probably means it will fall apart! rolleyes

rolleyes

Venusxxx

26 Jan 2005

Quote by little gem
Venus!
Did that little toe rag give you piccies from our collection? Bloody hell!
Please, no blackmail here..........
Oooooo, go on then if you must blackmail me, make sure it is worth my while too! ;)

No, of course not pet! However, I`m not above suggesting such pictures should come into my possession.....as a suitable punishment you understand........ :rascal:
It`s a tough job I do, but one I do gladly and with pride for the good of SH!
/puts hand on chest, stands tall and straight with pride.....and tries to remember what the fuck the words to the SH anthem are! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

26 Jan 2005

Unlike most I spent all of about half and hour reading the cafe before I jumped in to join! I needed a username, and I needed one fast (one which would reflect I`m part of a couple). VenusnMars just popped into my head lol

lol

Venusxxx

26 Jan 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
So, you the masses will decide. What is the best way of punishing Neilinleeds for such blatant grassing???? :shock:

Well, I`m disgusted...with the pair of them. So disgusted in fact my brain has gone into total shutdown, and I am totally stuck for ideas of how to punish Gem, let alone Neil.......*cough cough cough* .......sorry, the shock....it made me choke..... innocent

innocent

Venusxxx

26 Jan 2005

Venus pops in, waiting to see
If it`s possible for a rhyme thread
To maintain diplomacy
It`s difficult to tell
When focus is on rhyming well
If the authors are somewhat weak
At communicating `tongue in cheek`
:uhoh:
Venusxxx

26 Jan 2005

I definately think Blue`s suggestion of taking shifts with the kid is a great idea, and it`s Valentine`s day soon. How about you try to get someone to have the kid overnight, buy her some lingerie....nice feminine stuff, not black plastic `fuck me` gear covered in chains, or even a nice just a feminine outfit, something classy? Wine and dine her, and make her feel like the sensual lady she could be. Let her forget she`s a mum for one night! Tip. Don`t try to shag her on the same night, she will likely appreciate the gesture a whole lot more if you don`t.
Venusxxx

26 Jan 2005

Fraid it`ll be just me, and my basque Judy...oh, and the life support for the penis I married :twisted: wink

wink

We really must invest in some toys!
Venusxxx

26 Jan 2005

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: You guys should see the basque I bought from EBay last night...it has metal! :mrgreen: :bounce:
If it`s too big, and I can`t alter it, I`ll sell it on to someone here.....and hate them forever sad

sad

It was a gamble worth taking!
Venusxxx

26 Jan 2005

This morning I wake up, I`m shattered you know
Soon to be drugged up, this non-sleep must go
`There`ll be peace at long last`, I hear you all cry
There`d soon fucking better be
Else Venus will DIE :huh:
Venusxxx

26 Jan 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Some great replies here, much nicer than my short snappy one of last night!

I think that describes you well !! :shock: :shock: :shock: lol

lol

lol

bolt

*taps foot*
Remind me which munches/meets you are attending again Sarge....... :twisted:
Venusxxx

26 Jan 2005

Quote by musketeer
I am fascinated and hugely jealous about the fun you lot seem to be having.

Please note that loads of people here ARE having sex all over the place, but there's another group maybe even larger, who are here because they espouse an idea about life and about being open in sexual matters which they cannot find elsewhere. They are here to discover and explore and reflect on their own lives, so stay and join in, swinging is not compulsory, just reading and commenting here can be fun too.
Well put kiss

kiss

Some great replies here, much nicer than my short snappy one of last night! redface

redface

Venusxxx

26 Jan 2005

Well Dave I`mnot laughing at you, wouldn`t be daft enough to tempt sods law hitting us at the next Munch we manage to get to would I? Especially since missing the turning for the Chesterfield munch, deciding to take the scenic coast route to Kent Host`s and turning up at 2 am, becoming hopelessly lost in London village looking for the SMB......and definately not after driving around the outskirts of Manchester in a complete haze trying to find a way infor the NW munch, which ended up with Mars bellowing `quick, which junction?! WHICH JUNCTION?!!, at his poor frazzled wife who had at this point thrown the map on the floor, crossed her arms, and merely replied `well, if you are going to shout at me........`
We ended up a couple of miles off of Bolton :huh:
Conclusion?
Never, ever bother asking to meet up with us for a `pre-munch` drink, cos it ain`t gonna happen!
Venusxxx

26 Jan 2005

Happy Birthday you foul-mouthed cow! :bounce: :mrgreen:
:rose:
Venusxxx

26 Jan 2005

Mine died just after Christmas `03. Managed to get round to buying a new battery for it just after Christmas `04.....but the charger died.
It`s totally fucked up my life :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

26 Jan 2005

Quote by neilinleeds
Shhhhh you two.
Have you no concept of a hangover?

and just why d'ya think i'm up this early vix? i got shouted at midnight and forced to drink beer till stupid o'clock! rolleyes

rolleyes

<<<<<<<< off to bed at long last! rolleyes

rolleyes

;)
n x x x :P
Eeeeeerm er yeah well redface

redface

Ta for that pet! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx