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Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 54
Straight Female, 83

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Clare`s up :shock:
Morning then? Oh bugger, kids`ll be up soon too then :huh:
Venusxxx
Maybe he does understand? Maybe that`s why he said he wouldn`t cheat? Maybe he`s just venting, and getting it off his chest? Maybe he`s human?
Maybe getting it off his chest is a much better approach than cheating?
Venting normally will show a one way attitude, that`ll be the bit that needs to be unloaded!
wink
Venusxxx
Good observation. Respect you for your rant, and welcome for to the site!
There are actually a few people here for social reasons only if you want to join in for distraction purposes. smile
Venusxxx
Quote by alspals
Blue - I don’t see how alspals comment you have quoted, is amid at administers or moderators at all,
He is pointing out some members and not moderators

..thank you James02...my point exactly. I had assumed because there were so many 'fake' ads that they wern't moderated at all..I was not criticising the moderation team. I've now been made aware they are moderated which illustrates how siginificant the problem must be...not that moderation is ineffective.....phew..got it out at last!
Damn! Even I couldn`t have rescued myself from that...........but that was a bloody good attempt! lol
Venusxxx
Quote by ant140
theres some bored little tossers out there
evil evil evil

You rang?! :shock:
Venusxxx
Quote by Ice Pie
Blue, I really think it's about time you got off that fence.
bolt

rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Venusxxx
Quote by alspals
By the way I'm not at all bitter..maybe a little mal-adjusted!

Fucking hell, I`ve been here ten plus months, and Mal`s never adjusted me! evil
/flounces out
Venusxxx
Quote by Ice Pie
autopederast = a child who buggers himself?

That`s one fuck off talented child! :shock:
Venusxxx
lol naaaaah, you`re alright. I can`t wear my psychology head today!
I`m simply doing `pisshead` instead! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
And, if you are anything like me, keep doing it, hijack threads, and refer to yourslef as much as possible! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Quote by Calista

How was your error Venus's fault?!
Is she telling you what keys on the keyboard to press?
Or maybe she's your English teacher?
Either way, help us all.

I'd just told Venus off for spelling "their" wrong ........
her error was my downfall of course LOLOLOLOL
Oh, I see how it works.....
Maybe you too, like me, are also three sheets to the wind on red wine?! :giggle:
Spose that`s my fault too! rolleyes
Venusxxx
And another...
Generally, I hate the warnings that get sent around, but I have to admit that this one is important.
Please protect everyone you know by sending this to your entire email list:
If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your bum, do NOT show him your bum.
This is a scam - he only wants to see your bum.
I wish I'd got this yesterday. I feel so stupid and cheap.
:mrgreen: (not one of mine ;) )
Venusxxx
Well I`m about as Southern as they come. Anymore south and I`d have to swim, and I can trace my family back to the beginning of the eighteenth century by the way of just two village parish records (hence the six fingers)
Venusxxx (drinking red wine tonight ;) )
K I deserved that
It`s just what I do
With money so tight
I turn down drinks too! lol
Venusxxx
Quote by alspals
Definately alone in thinking. Noone here ever thinks. If I find myself thinking I run out into the garden and hit myself over the head with a large object.
That normally sorts me out :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

Thanks Venus....when I said thinking, I wasnt seeking to elevate myself...my usual state of mental consciousness is a little above (and often below) that of a rutting slug! redface
Peace & Love
Mine too at the mo, so I`ll aplogise in advance for.......anything
Welcome to SH btw!
Venusxxx
I certainly do live in the South
I`m also equipped with a very large mouth
It`s with regard to you
I won`t say `I do`
It may well be hazardess to health.....
Health, mouth, it`ll do won`t it?! What do you all want from me? Blood?! dunno
(Psst, Ant, unless they have been longterm members, I normally just touch base at munches, just my way, no offense. Sure we will cross paths eventually smile )
Venusxxx
Definately alone in thinking. Noone here ever thinks. If I find myself thinking I run out into the garden and hit myself over the head with a large object.
That normally sorts me out :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
AWWWWWWWWWWWWFUCKIT! Why can I never remember that one?! I learnt how to spell `restauraunt`, and `necessary`, why not `their`?!!!!!!! banghead
:edit:
Didn`t fucking learn how to spell restaurant for that matter either :huh:
Venusxxx
Didn`t understand that last bit at all
Reckon you forces guys all have a ball
At the secret code jokes
That exclude the all folks
Who just aren`t a part of your pool.......
wink wink wink :P lol
Venusxxx
Quote by Kit
poke Venus
can I edit your post title please? wink innocent

What`s wrong with the title? Does `girls` need an apostrophe? I`m sure if it`s girls in the plural sense it doesn`t need an apostrope.........or is it the `i` before `e` in thier? I`m always fucking up on that one? What? What?!!! :uhoh:
Venusxxx
Quote by Calista
Don`t know what cuckold is. I`ll look it up when I can be arsed, unless someone here wants to educate me?
I always thought it was something to do with being conned. Is it something to do with people becoming sexually excited when they are conned? If it is, I`d suggest all the men posing as women here have thier place. :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

Basically it's a very submissive male ..... possibly starved of sex but watching whilst their partners have plenty. A male slave in essence I think.
Cxx
Thanks Calista, sounds interesting..... :twisted:
Venusxxx
Quote by Silk and Big G
Southern Lager drinkin scum here and proud . We dont think the poll is fair though , you should type the question slower and perhaps more northerners will reply .

rotflmao
I drink bitter or stout, and live down South. What the fuck does that make me?! :shock:
Venusxxx
Don`t know what cuckold is. I`ll look it up when I can be arsed, unless someone here wants to educate me?
I always thought it was something to do with being conned. Is it something to do with people becoming sexually excited when they are conned? If it is, I`d suggest all the men posing as women here have thier place. :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Havta say, this thread makes a nice change from the usual `who is best`, like a generalisation makes a difference to the individuals here, however, there ismore action up North, (at least as far as Swinging goes, I *think* dogging is quite popular down here), is it possible to work out why without making sweeping generalisations that Southerners are prudes....or are they, and the ones here are merely exceptions to that rule?
Venusxxx
Don`t get me started! :mrgreen: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Thanks pet kiss
Venusxxx
I know! :shock:
There must have been a four hour gap between posts today! What`s happening to me?! :shock: :shock: :shock: :scared:
Venusxxx