Mars is sat here gawping at the girl from Eldorado, and quite frankly it`s disturbing.
What`s even more disturbing is that I can see the appeal :shock: :shock: :shock:
Good to see she is politically correct and comes with thunder thighs
Is it just me or are the Disney heroines becoming sexier?! :huh:
If this carries on I will have an SH lifespan of 2 years before my kids start joining up!
Maybe it isn`t a modern thing? My mum fancied Striker from the Sun before he went 3D :shock:
Venusxxx
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Quote by Ice Pie
What he said. He's more eloquent than I.
Translation: Ice takes all day to say what anyone else can say in three seconds.
OK, I admit it, I'm a blabbermouth.
Cept when he`s debating with me, then it takes him three minutes to dismantle what it takes me all day to say............. :huh:
Later hun ;)
Venusxxx
Quote by hornybitch7
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Ohboyohboyoboyoboyoboy
A study case!
Guy4Gals&Guys, would you mind editing your post a little (a space between the exclamation marks?), you just stretched the hell out of the page!
Venusxxx
sorry that was me
Bugger! I didn`t edit quickly enough!
Venusxxx
Quote by Vix
I have my first leather jacket, wish I still had the denim cut off that I used to wear over it, tho. Said jacket is never going to fit again, unless I get my tits lopped off in a freak accident, or something. And all the zips are broken anyway. And it stinks.
Ditto........plus the pvc skirt (same condition) I was given by a friend when she grew out of it, we were 14. Could still fit into it at 24............ahhhh, the good old days
Venusxxx
Quote by Jas-Tim
Now Neil's been gone
an awfully long time
He must be struggling
to find something to rhyme.
So in order to give an idea
and keep it all fair
Neil here's a hint
think of the Bo Selecta bear.
Waiting to see if Neil will `pop` in
And give that young Jas girl a slap
For she has committed the cardinal sin
I wouldn`t mention the bear, oh no, crap! :shock:
Venusxxx
Quote by Silk and Big G
The Sarge has just started on Venus
Now she will make fun of his penis
Her face has gone orange
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......................oh fuck rhyming rule number one ! Ruined
<------------ they rhyme, honest they do! :mrgreen:Venusxxx
Bilko had a pig named Charlie
Found out that it`s dick was curly
Said `this is an extra treat`
`gives ahole` new concept to fresh meat.`
So next time you have pork to cook
Take an extra careful look
and be prepared to find the worst......
Cos Bilko may have been there first :shock: :shock: :shock:
Venusxxx
Found out that it`s dick was curly
Said `this is an extra treat`
`gives ahole` new concept to fresh meat.`
So next time you have pork to cook
Take an extra careful look
and be prepared to find the worst......
Cos Bilko may have been there first :shock: :shock: :shock:
Venusxxx
Quote by Sgt Bilko
I'm bored and have been for some time
Cos Venus' thread is sublime
"I know" I said
"I'll start off a thread
Where the posts in it all have to rhyme" !!!
You have to be fucking joking you git
If you thought that would get my attention you twit
You can do better than that
Stop being a twat
Your shoddy attempt is pure shit.
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Venusxxx
I hate you all! There I was this afternoon, posting and posting, in some cases three posts in a row! Where the fuck were you all then?!
I`ll tell you! Waiting for Venus to hit the wine so you could all cope with my cerebral prowess! I know your game! Couldn`t cope with my superior intellect could you! Any of you! Had to pick on me when I`m half cut!
Well, it`s ok, really it is. I can let it go....after all, I am the bigger person here :mrgreen: :smug:
And Ice, stop being so bloody pedantic!
Venusxxx
I`ll tell you! Waiting for Venus to hit the wine so you could all cope with my cerebral prowess! I know your game! Couldn`t cope with my superior intellect could you! Any of you! Had to pick on me when I`m half cut!
Well, it`s ok, really it is. I can let it go....after all, I am the bigger person here :mrgreen: :smug:
And Ice, stop being so bloody pedantic!
Venusxxx
Quote by Silk and Big G
AAAAAAAAAw i always miss the good threads and get to them after the jokey end banter !
It`s not jokey end banter, it`s a commercial break ;) I`m still waiting for Ice to dismantle me!
As a self confessed ( and often pointed out by others ) conceited ass
Self-awareness is always a valuable thing! :lol2:
but that doesnt mean I dont take in what you all say , I promise :-)
G
I know you do
Venusxxx
