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23 Jan 2005

humph, it`s alright for some! evil

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23 Jan 2005

Yup, me too. Just have to sit it out!
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23 Jan 2005

Freckle fuck off you saggy piece of shit! flipa

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23 Jan 2005

Quote by mark_nwest
Ok sorry, i wont do it again i had to think of something to get you all to read my post.

What, and deny me my chance to go `Newbie baiting`?! sad

This one is nice, I like this one. Isn`t this one nice everybody? :mrgreen:
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PS, you`ll get used to me lol

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23 Jan 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
23. You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Was that a purposeful typo in the title?! lol

(if not, go with it, it works ;)
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23 Jan 2005

Only been the once, but I *think* the cost was 25 quid for single guys smile

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23 Jan 2005

Ohhhh, I think I`m going to like this one :twisted:
Welcome to the forum, and as long as you remember that it`s MY job (with the exception of Blue....Jags..Polo.... :shock: ) to scare people around here, then we shall get on just fine! rotflmao

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23 Jan 2005

Damn reprobates the lot of you! Wouldn`t catch me behaving loud and obnoxiously like that ;)
I`m heading back off to bed to sleep off this damn hangover :huh:
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23 Jan 2005

Quote by KcKat
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Things are coming back to me. :shock: :shock:

Oi!!!!!!!!!! Slutboy. Me too now you come to mention it.
Just as I was about to go to sleep last night you squirted something in my eye and then hit me on the head with a hard object!!!!!
:shock: :shock:
Now THAT doesn`t surprise me in the least! rotflmao

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23 Jan 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9
we had a police escort home!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

Seriously?!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Or are you referring to what I think you are?! :giggle:
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23 Jan 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9
Mr Slut too?!
He`s a bad man, he said my bathroom reminded him of a layby....all dirty and sleezy....
First time anyone`s become horny using my bathroom :shock: :shock: :shock:
Venusxxx

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :grin: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek! I um, er.................. redface

Your bathroom REALLY does it for me! Oooooooooooooooooooooh can I come and lurk in it? smile

:scared: :scared:
:twisted: :twisted:
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Anytime hun, athough next time we meet up I might choose a bigger pub, one which can cope with us! :shock: :shock: :shock:
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23 Jan 2005

Mr Slut too?! rotflmao

He`s a bad man, he said my bathroom reminded him of a layby....all dirty and sleezy....
First time anyone`s become horny using my bathroom :shock: :shock: :shock:
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23 Jan 2005

How`s the flatmate?! lol

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23 Jan 2005

Quote by JudyTV

There are literally dozens who reply to my ad and believe me I would streak down market street and through the Arndale before replying to some of them

/Venus runs off to write Judy a scary AD response..... :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :twisted:
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23 Jan 2005

You can run, but you can`t hide Neil! I have your PM box covered, Jas the main board. :twisted:
You are soooooo screwed! rotflmao

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23 Jan 2005

Shut the fuck up and get your cock out Neil. There`s a good lad. flipa

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23 Jan 2005

My PM box was so full today that something went ditty and I managed to send one to myself :shock: :shock: :shock:
Someone save me! :shock:
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23 Jan 2005

YOU BLACKMAILED ME INTO GIVING YOU A SNOG AT THE NEXT MUNCH!
I HAVE IT IN WRITING!!!!
btw, you were #3 I think
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23 Jan 2005

Can someone just phone me up to tell me what this is about, cos I`m too sodded to be able to read it.
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23 Jan 2005

Judy! Please don`t post on my threads. If you post on my threads then I might be obliged to answer, and I have been drinking far too much cognac.
Voddy, KcKat and Eagerslut are animals who should not be trusted. They are bad people.
Thankyou in advance for not posting on my thread so I had to post under the influence.
I love you Judy.
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23 Jan 2005

I`m smiley cos I had a munch round my house and I didn`t even have to advertise.........in fact I didn`t even know I was going to have a munch :shock:
Someone kept getting thier willy out........a lot.
I drank cognac.
It was nice.
Can you please tell me who you all were?
Please?
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22 Jan 2005

No I didn`t, I thought it was the jaw. Not MY jaw however...... :mrgreen: wink

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22 Jan 2005

I prefer to do things with my teeth! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :borg:
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22 Jan 2005

Yeah, a broken wrist will do that to a person....... confused

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22 Jan 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
Venus
Oh dear, your fiingers must be sooooooooo sore!! Tell me do you get the pain in your wrist like i do? :high-smile:

I have been known to develop a `mouse mat` callous :shock: :shock: :shock:
It compliments Mars` PS2 thumb.
Venusxxx
Hey , youknow you have just reminded me i have one of those raised mouse mats, the ones that support the wrist, mind you when i thinjk about it i got the wrist pain then too!!! lol

i wounder if it could be something else that is causing it? confused

Wanking.
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22 Jan 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Half Life is a game Sarge, one of those new fangled things the young folks play with

Glad I didn't ask if it was a Single or an Album !!! :shock: confused

Or what speed... :shock: :shock: :shock:
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22 Jan 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
Venus
Oh dear, your fiingers must be sooooooooo sore!! Tell me do you get the pain in your wrist like i do? :high-smile:

I have been known to develop a `mouse mat` callous :shock: :shock: :shock:
It compliments Mars` PS2 thumb.
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22 Jan 2005

Shit! It`s that guy from Hants.......it`s getting bloody dark here again :shock: :shock: :shock:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/32793.html
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22 Jan 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Sarge, it`s not the whore bit I have an issue with, it`s the PM`s. It`s playing havoc with my inbox! :shock: :shock: :shock:

True!! I have been in your Inbox several times and there did seem to be a lot of havoc in there!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: lol

YOU are the bastard who broke it! mad

Venusxxx
You know how to make a bloke feel good!!!:smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :smug:
You better believe it! :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: :rascal: wink

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22 Jan 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Sarge, it`s not the whore bit I have an issue with, it`s the PM`s. It`s playing havoc with my inbox! :shock: :shock: :shock:

True!! I have been in your Inbox several times and there did seem to be a lot of havoc in there!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: lol

YOU are the bastard who broke it! mad

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