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VenusnMars
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 54
Straight Female, 83

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Sarge, it`s not the whore bit I have an issue with, it`s the PM`s. It`s playing havoc with my inbox! :shock: :shock: :shock:
You didn't PM me, :twisted: ya slut!
Who's Person #5? And do these people respond or are you a PM stalker?

Marya.
#1. none of your damn business flipa
#2. They respond, the damn fools! rotflmao
Venusxxx
Quote by johnneuk1
biggrin small town,small minds means no face,s soz

Me too! :mrgreen:

Venusxxx
In the past 48 hours I have PMed
Person# 1: five times
Person# 2: fourteen times
Person# 3: nine times
Person# 4: ten times
Person# 5: eighteen times
Person# 6: eight times
Person# 7: nine times
Person# 8: eight times
Person# 9: six times
Making a grand total of eighty seven PM`s sent.
Is there a 10 step programme out there for people like me?! :shock:
I don`t know what`s more tragic, the fact I sent so many, or the fact I just sat here and worked it out! :huh:
I sooooooo need to be starting work! :crazy:
Venusxxx
You can get that bloody black pudding shite off my plate for a start! evil
Venusxxx
Quote by Vix
At the vague chance of returning to the point...
No one lives near us. We have to ship 'em in. I have another damn American here at the mo. I think I am collecting them.

I collect stalkers..... :huh:
Can we swap?
Venusxxx
Quote by Sgt Bilko
What age would that be then?? I think you are mistaking me for Mal!! lol lol lol

I`m not sure, can I see your cock? That should clear up any misunderstanding. :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Hi, and welcome to a new life of liberation!
You are going to love it! wink
Venusxxx
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Morning! I want a fresh coffee, a cooked breakfast, and a man to pleasure me and another woman.
In that order.
Sarge, get on to it!
Venusxxx

I can help with one of those, but I need you to find the other woman. I'm not doing everything myself!! :shock: confused confused confused lol lol lol lol
Bloody hell Sarge, if you leave me to my devices there will be several women. I`m not sure you will be up to the task at your age :moon: lol
Venusxxx
Morning! I want a fresh coffee, a cooked breakfast, and a man to pleasure me and another woman.
In that order.
Sarge, get on to it!
Venusxxx
I too, was giving this some consideration last night (at 3am, there was bugger all else to do!) and I was made aware of just how bad a time the mods were having it last night. It was after closing at the pubs, and the poor sods were bombarded with all manner of trolls trying it on for a laugh. Quite a few threads disappeared last night.
Yes, some of us oldies have start the odd daft thread, and yes, quite often they do get to stay. It`s not an indication of favouritism, or clique, it`s simply a matter of being better known, and the mod having an idea of where a daft thread might lead. For every one genuine newbie a mod extends free range to, there would be another ten trolls given the same freedom. If that had happened last night it would have been mayhem on the board. Of course, we don`t often get to see that, because the mods do such an efficient job of cleaning up after them.
If newbies seem to be getting the thin edge of the wedge, don`t blame the moderators, blame the trolls.
Venusxxx
My favourite one was
hi

Gripped my attention so I answered it
hi

Received the reply
r u out 2nite

my reply?
no

Sorry, I`ll cut a long story short next time....... confused
Venusxxx
Married, me (Venus) 33, slim, short, brunette, him 37, tall(ish), slim, comes with cheekbones :twisted:
I`m very extrovert, he WILL BE extrovert lol
Welcome!
Venusxxx
Quote by Ice Pie
we don`t get mingle as much as we`d like.

I know this is a typo, I just don't know what it's meant to say.
We don't get to mingle as much as we'd like..
or
We don't get minge as much as we'd like. :violin:
Oh sod off you git! lol
I`m off to bed! :P
(both) :cry:
Venusxxx
You`re meeting me tomorrow aren`t you?
Would you like to rephrase that arse=face quip? If not, buy insurance.....lots of it! :twisted: wink
Venusxxx
Quote by toz
Toz must be on a comedown. I almost understood that ;)
Venusxxx

yes well like i said crap does have a body lol surprised lol
And that is relevant to my reply because........?
Venusxxx
Quote by Eagerslut9

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My arse! rotflmao
Venusxxx

Ooooooooooooh! Hey, is that an offer?? :shock: :shock:
:grin: :grin: :grin:
hump
What? Eighty four heads up my arse?!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Look, I maybe ambitious but that is taking the piss even by my standards! surprised
Venusxxx
Quote by funmikeofyorks
I seemed to have caused abit of a stair. I apologuise for my rash behavior an ill do my best to redeem myself cos at the end of the day where to have some fun arnt we. Well since you're all dying to know who I am ill tell you, iam 25 Male I live Nr Hull in East Yorkshire, I have a very high sex drive iam also into footy as i play for a team at the weekend, I love going out on a night and clubbing. As far as my looks go there are pic available to those of you like the sound of me. Iam 6ft 12 1/2 stone athletic build blonde hair blue eyes. If you wanna know about my tackle u'll have to ask cos not every body wants to know. Iam in here to have alot of fun and even more sex.
Hope yu like the sound of me.
Please let me know if you do!
Thanks
Mike wink

Hi there Mike, ignore the rabble, you won`t find me poking fun at the newbies...... :mrgreen:
You seem to fall into the ten percent catagory of people who use a oneliner as an intro but are not in fact a dickhead. You`ll soon catch on wink
:welcome:
Venusxxx
Quote by toz
Oh dear........ lol
Venusxxx

pussy stop hiding lol come out to play it's stoped raining
There`s a non drug policy here, please stay off the Ketamin before posting.
Venusxxx
Quote by toz
well maybe it's got nuts mad

What? What has nuts?! :crazy:
Somebody tell me I`m not having a `Twilight Zone` moment?! :scared:
Venusxxx
Quote by toz
yur tell me why, get it off your chest :P
what you got that i ant cool

I`m sorry. I consider myself quite intelligent, but I`m stuck.
Why what?
Define `yur`, and how that fits in with the sentance, and please please define `ant`. dunno
Then we might be able to work toward a topic.
Venusxxx
Quote by Eagerslut9
Long enogh for us all to know that you are an alcoholic, drug and flea ridden trollop who cleans toilets and frequents the street corners offering her services for 50p a go rolleyes

I do it for free!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: redface redface redface
:twisted: :twisted:
Not on my turf BITCH! evil
Venusxxx
Quote by corriefem
Long enogh for us all to know that you are an alcoholic, drug and flea ridden trollop who cleans toilets and frequents the street corners offering her services for 50p a go rolleyes

Remind me, what was that you were saying about charm? :twisted:
Think I missed this one :shock: .
Well I am lucky enough to have just met someone about 15 minutes from me so hows that for close!!!!!!!!!! Biggest problem may be our personalities are so very alike - rolleyes rolleyes lol lol lol we will see ........................................................
Otherwise I am really happy to meet up with folks in London for socials whenever I can
It`s great for us, we live in a very quiet area in terms of SH buddies. Travel dictates that socially we don`t get mingle as much as we`d like.
Venusxxx
Quote by freckledbird
Long enogh for us all to know that you are an alcoholic, drug and flea ridden trollop who cleans toilets and frequents the street corners offering her services for 50p a go rolleyes

I did warn them! :uhoh:
Btw, walking distance if you enjoy walking, 5-10 minutes drive if you don`t!
Venusxxx
Quote by dambuster
And Roger - I think we should just slide in them

Sound good to me! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
And yet only now have Eagerslut, Voddie, KcKat, Mars and I decided to get together for a drink! Despite the fact we all (with the exception of Kc) live within a five mile radius of each other! rotflmao
Anyone else bantered with others from here without realising they live within walking distance?
Venusxxx