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Quote by freckledbird
Is it a revolution then - are we all revolting?

I know I am, not too sure about Calista though :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Quote by freckledbird
He might - half a bottle of red in him confused

Did he drink it first?! :shock:
Tell him if there`s anymore backchat I`ll make sure we can get the WHOLE bottle in him :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Quote by freckledbird
isn't this supposed to be girlie free?
Why is it full of girls?

Speak for yourself. I`m a WOMAN!
Hear me roar. :mrgreen:
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Oh don`t worry Freckle, I`m alllllll over this one. Just waiting for him to get back from the garden center :twisted:
Venusxxx
No! And neither are you going to, as I am only 5ft 1 and will find it extremally offensive! mad
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Quote by westerross
Flip! If I'd known you were here I wouldn't even have tried.. Can I claim total flucking ingorance and a pot o' red wine ??

*sigh* Tune Tune Tune.....if only it were that easy.....
You know where the jelly is
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/33017.html
No don`t start blubbering, I can`t abide blubbering. You brought this upon yourself you know. rolleyes
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Quote by giovanni777
Thanks for the info jiggle, its a bit late though, 2 pairs off lovley BIG Breasted ladies :shock: rolleyes informed me that it is a automatic generated email," or was it bluexxx", .???????
Giovanni (John) biggrin

rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
You may want to rephrase that if you want to live!
(don`t worry, it`s not you, it`s me, and the way I read em!)
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Quote by westerross
Errrr sorry to say TE............ but it was done just the other day confused smile . Quite good though.

Oooh shit - can I claim to be a new member?
With me in the house?! :twisted:
Venusxxx
Quote by westerross
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Because he used his father`s knife to shave after seeing what he was `supposed` to look like.
Um, sorry.....
/gets coat
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Television sales man dear, they get everywhere. The `male female` bit refers to the type of plug on the aerial, the black and white speaks for itself.
Maybe they aren`t getting enough commission at work? dunno
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!! Sin, Cos, Tan.....I think :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
/runs off and hides in a corner as childhood trauma comes back to bite her on the arse :scared:
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I don`t go into mens toilets anymore. Last time I did that I found one of these.....

It scared me. :scared:
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Quote by neilinleeds
I very, very rarely get an unsolicited PM............
I can`t work out why.... :twisted:
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rotflmao
erm . . . maybe it's cos you're the one doingall the soliciting? and no i don't mean standing on street corners before you start on me! bolt
n x x x :P
Start on you?! I have yet to finish..... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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I very, very rarely get an unsolicited PM............
I can`t work out why.... :twisted:
Venusxxx
Quote by easy
I can kinda see lincskate's point.
I've posted threads about stuff that's likely to bore the shit out of people (mainly semi-techie computer stuff). I can name at least 1 mod who "techno-shite" wink bores the crap out of, so why don't any of the techie threads get closed (not that I'm complaining, 'cos the info from here has saved me hours of Google-ing).
We talk about not drawing lines, but a line has been drawn. If a mod thinks the subject is dull then they have the right to lock it rather than letting the boring stuff die or get hijacked and help us hijackers kill a few hours at work...... redface I mean during our dinner period, honest. biggrin
I'm not usually one to criticise the mods here. They are far more relaxed than most sites, but I do think that the number of locked threads has gone through the roof recently and maybe Mark should arrange a short vacation (possibly somewhere in France wink ) so the mods can step down a gear and de-stress.
And finally.......
What do you mean lincskate was a bloke.... :shock:
Maybe that's why my one-line PMs never got a reply :doh:

And I believe Easy just showed an example of an unoffensive approach kiss
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The thing that really pisses me off is when people come on here and tell us all how they are a moderator or senior moderator on another site and just how successful and great that site is. If its that great on the other site then I say fluck off back there and leave us alone. This site has seen quite a lot of this "Its better if you do it this way", Bollox, well it isn't necessarily better because with 16000 plus registered users the site is already extremely successful so why spoil success, or is all this just too obvious for these "Lets change the world" Pratt's. If you really have thought it all through and its such a really great idea then take to admin because we really don't want to know on the forum.

And that`s another thing *jumps up on box with Judy*
There are certain ways to approach sites and site members with ideas without being offensive http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/9247.html , and if these people actually knew anything about group management and successful communication, as all successful Mods and Admins should, then they would already recognise this. Pushing and hounding an issue to the point that everyone wants them dead, dismantles their self-announced `expertise` from the outset!
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Quote by JudyTV
The thing that really pisses me off is when people come on here and tell us all how they are a moderator or senior moderator on another site and just how successful and great that site is. If its that great on the other site then I say fluck off back there and leave us alone. This site has seen quite a lot of this "Its better if you do it this way", Bollox, well it isn't necessarily better because with 16000 plus registered users the site is already extremely successful so why spoil success, or is all this just too obvious for these "Lets change the world" Pratt's. If you really have thought it all through and its such a really great idea then take to admin because we really don't want to know on the forum.
Some people come on and start wanting to change the site after being here literally a few weeks. Most of the suggestions don't really hold water and are made without really thinking the thing through and as has already been said when they are shown the error of their ways out comes the proverbial dummy and away they go, back to the so called wonderful successful site they came from, all I can say is ........... bye bye. I would prefer to say "fluck off" but that would be rude and belay the feminine image I try to portray. The best suggestion so far is a sticky saying:-
"If you would like to change this web site from the successful social swinging site that it already is then de-register here, The door is over there."
To be really rude I would say to all these so called web site magnates who want to meddle in something that already works extremely well, fuck off and leave our site alone and leave decision making to those who know what they are doing and who have the interests of the whole site at heart and not just the whims of some selfish dick-head who thinks they would make a good replacement for George Bush.
This site is just fine the way it is. It works for the majority so don't try and change the site, try and change YOU.
Judy... on her box again

Well, now you come to mention it Judy, I ran my own site and....... :twisted:
/ducks runs and hides :mrgreen:
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No, you first! (your suggestion!) I`ll still need to take a fuzzy webcam shot! lol
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You`ll find most people will be too shy, but I do remember a thread where people did add pictures, if only temporarily......I`m up for it...temporarily of course! lol
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