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VenusnMars
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 54
Straight Female, 83

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Oh blink blink um......that`s blink okay then blink blink blink
It`s no good, I`m going for a bath. I think I`m acquiring a sausage fetish! :shock:
Venusxxx
Quote by steveg_nw
We might end up locking horns and if we do it's a case of watch this space I'm afraid.
Steve

Don`t do it Steve! They might spit in the buffet :shock:
Venusxxx
I bought my pair this year. I lost my first pair this year.......
When I had them, I ALWAYS wore them to job interviews!
Venusxxx
Ok, so I shant thank you for the second compliment that you didn`t make wink
Note to forum, self-bondage is HIGHLY overrated! lol
Venusxxx
How did I miss this?!
For a start, if you guys had seen me trying to wind myself up in black insulation tape, because Mars had to take an unexpected visitor down the pub, in order for me to get my entry in for the competition, as we only had one hour left.....
It wouldn`t seem half as sexy!
Secondly, Rogers new AV has me blinking every time I come across it! blink
Venusxxx
Sarge! I hav a fairly good idea why you don`t want those emoticons wasted........
You are one sick puppy :shock:
Venusxxx
So am I the first person ever to express my views or hijack a post then - no, am I fuck, and I am certain I wont be the last either.

And I`m sure you are not the first of those people to receive such a PM, (which I`m sure you preferred rather than have the sentiment `emoted` all over the forum............)
:doh:
That said, YOU are the one who is responsible for how others perceive you when you establish yourself here, and since you are completely comfortable with your persona, I guess you will be taking such PM`s with a pinch of salt in future.
Just an observation smile
Venusxxx
Sorry, what I meant was that from reading his post, I gleaned that he didn`t want people to think he was whining. I was trying to highlight that he`d acheived that.
I did put up posters, but between you and me I think some bloody bloke from Leeds went AWOL with my cat confused , and took his burning ears with him! lol
Venusxxx
He didn`t whine, he asked for HIS thread to be locked, he`s left in a way that befits him. What I`m sure he won`t want is bad feeling, he`d not resent people wanting to wish him the best in whatever way they see fit.
Soooooooo, moving on again....
Has anyone seen my cat?! biggrin
Venusxxx
*Whimper* :shock:
For chrissakes tell Mark not to break anything, my inbox is full of phone numbers! :shock: :shock:
Venusxxx
MOVING ON...........I`d like to say that I, for one, will NOT be saying farewell. I`m keeping in touch, and I`m sure Neil would like to keep in touch with the many other friends he has made here. His wit will be sorely missed here, and my inbox emptier, but the guy is still out there!
His reasons are valid, and I hope that these reasons can be resolved in favour of SH and we eventually see him back.
Until then, I hope he has a REALLY big e-mail inbox :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
First he invades my PM box, then he starts on my threads.
One day there will be a reckoning Sarge.....
Venusxxx
Yup, it`s a clean hard drive....bliss biggrin . I thought I`d wait for the new version, but no banana sad
Venusxxx
Quote by easy
Is anyone else having trouble installing the new version? I keep getting `unspecified error` when I try to open the setup.
Venusxxx

You still using '98? May be a compatability problem as I'm guessing it's designed to run with xp... dunno
Thanks, that could be the problem. Guess I`ll have to go back to old one. I haven`t used 98 for ages, so I`m probably going to get a lot of this :huh:
Venusxxx
Is anyone else having trouble installing the new version? I keep getting `unspecified error` when I try to open the setup.
Venusxxx
Ban Pitt for mentioning money would you?! Here`s the reply.
U r mingur I dint wan2 shag u ne way just cus ur a mod u think u can do ne fing UR so clicky u n the rest of the SH gestappoo.

Venusxxx
Ok, lets put you through your paces then.
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I have a great big cock. Come sit on it. Will travel, will accomodate, pay hotel fees and actually turn up after you have sent me 78975423 naked shots of yourself.
Venusxxx
Quote by hayleyw2
Unashamed flattery seeker here! Lets face it, without me there`d be even less to look at! rotflmao
Venusxxx

***US!*** I said us, doggers who display.
Nope sorry, not allowed, I am not a dogger, so this thread does not relate to me and there for is not allowed unless hijacked by me.
KNOW YOUR PLACE! :P
Venusxxx
Hmmmm, now should I get the `woman bollocks` picture out, or stick the webpage link back up..................... lol
Venusxxx
Unashamed flattery seeker here! Lets face it, without me there`d be even less to look at! rotflmao
Venusxxx
Children shoould never be allowed. Period. :huh:
Sorry, I have two at home today, and they are getting between me and my wank evil
On another note, can I get away with a blue sheet for a greek costume?
Venusxxx
Quote by Re-Lapse
As I recall Venus was offering her grandmom for a small fee. HTH lol

My mum-in-law is free to a good home.................although I would swap for an 80 gig metabolism.
Venusxxx
Hahaha, thats more or less what I`m doing now! Alternatively try caffeine pills when you are trying to cut down the amount of time you spend drinking coffee in order to wake up, but forget to actually stop making the coffee as well, then send Jas a friendly PM..............
I don`t think the poor girl has quite recovered yet :shock:
Venusxxx