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Versace__Vase
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 122
0 miles · Derbyshire
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Now ladys, (the vase wiggles, then blows his fingers) you just know nothing is closed to the Vase! Things just open on comand.... Or with just a wink of the eye.
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Aha I knew that you would be one of the first! Unfortunately you must stand in line, I have to divide myself between South Yorks, and Derbyshire before I invade Wales. But to all the ladys who like a bit of leak I'll be round your way soon. By what a cracking bum! X
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What about Donkeys? You know, a bit smaller than a Mare. Only asking?
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Sheffield, Chesterfield, Rotherham, erm.. im even prepared to go to Barnsley/ Mansfield, and surounding towns & pit villages.
The Vase is back. Now husbands unlock you wives, to all the wives out there, send your fellas to the pub.. or make sure his camera is charged up. ( Box Browning to you Barnsley/Mansfield folk out there )
Single ladys out there, get you hair done ( i dont mean the at the salon either ) get the lippy on and be prepared to be spoilt as once youve been touched by Versace, no man will compare!
So with that, ( Getin ready to beat em off with a stick ) Take your time, theres more of me to go around nowadays, need to sweat it off! In a nice way!
You know which button to press, get ready..........
GO!
Ps im a newbie, be kind and understanding! Pics to follow soon, but some wont have forgotten Versace Vase!
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Thats more like it, twos-company is promising a "gorgeous stiffy" but Londons too far away, (plus ive seen Eastenders) must be North Derbyshire or South Yorkshire. Hey and you must be able to accomadate, or pay for a hotel room, and not a cheap one either.
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Hi, im very nervous, its the first post ive ever made so do bare with me.
Ive lost my labido, im not interested anymore, give me a cup of tea and a bickie and im happy! God is this normal? Can anyone help?
If you are female, (bi and lesbians are included) blonde/brunette, oh go on then i may let a red head help, hmm, slimish, no bigger than a size 12, good looking, nice bum & can suck a marble thru a straw? Can you help?
Can you put the vase back in the Versace? Are you woman enough? Throw your fellas to the side ( well they can watch.. it has been known) and form a que
Ive lost my labido, im not interested anymore, give me a cup of tea and a bickie and im happy! God is this normal? Can anyone help?
If you are female, (bi and lesbians are included) blonde/brunette, oh go on then i may let a red head help, hmm, slimish, no bigger than a size 12, good looking, nice bum & can suck a marble thru a straw? Can you help?
Can you put the vase back in the Versace? Are you woman enough? Throw your fellas to the side ( well they can watch.. it has been known) and form a que
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As an active single male some years ago,( i sound like a bloody secret agent, im very much retired now. ) the same thing happened to me with a couple who i met on a regular basis, i actually think the husband activley encouraged it for some reason. it started becoming a bit ott, so i decided enough was enough, i still get the odd text on the work phone now and then.
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Quote by frogster
dont read the add then
it really is that simple
paulnortheast...
sort of just came over me…
Frogster
So you met him frogster?
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Ive got to say Oz youve got it all mate but does "almost 8 inch" mean 3/4/5/6/7 inchs?
And does size really matter?
Oops, sorry.
And does size really matter?
Oops, sorry.
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What do you do in this wankclub? Or cant you talk about Wankclub, or is it just wank, these are impotent questions.
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Quote by blonde
Aye but the biggest achievement has been Sunderland rise into the premier league. Ha Way the lads.
Well said Versace Vase :happy:
Although Mr Allofus wont be happy ive said that! lol
Sunderlands aka "the yo-yo's" ............ they will be back down next year! :giggle:
Blackburn rules :smug:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sammy babe, a touch of humble pie has to be eaten, Ha way away away away.
ps now whatch some numpty say that Man Ure havnt won it yet. I dragged this up from last season.
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Hed never get it in his mouth Aledgedly!
Dangles out the bottom of those bloody shorts.
Dangles out the bottom of those bloody shorts.
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Quote by helnheaven
On second thoughts post the pics and let "The Cafe" make the choice.
Baaaaad Man!
You know you want to see em!
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hi Dr Vase here, Posh, you know.. well, its in the results. KINKY .Nuff said. oops so much for confidentiality.
oh and you can bring that twig any time. :twisted:
oh and you can bring that twig any time. :twisted:
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Quote by helnheaven
Hey, I'd just like to make it clear that I understood that the couple in question weren't swingers, and I didn't mean to cast aspersions about how the lady came to read the emails, and I apologise if I caused any offence to you.
Hey, no offence taken. Im grateful for any input. Apologises if I came across a little 'curt' not my intention at all
Hey we understand, youve probably been busy with the ironing and dusting, and polishing, keep up the good work.
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On second thoughts post the pics and let "The Cafe" make the choice.
