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Versace__Vase
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 122
0 miles · Derbyshire
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Orgasminator
Quote by poshkate
anyone fancy a shag?
nope sorry Mr :small-print: you're retired :giggle:
Listen here Posh, you can get finger marks on my windows anytime soon. Then ill retire again. :twisted:
Orgasminator
Bloody hell, this is getting heavy, how filming the mrs getting boffed by another fella gets to 5000 year old sperm, well........ anyone fancy a shag?
Orgasminator
Quote by annejohn
what does being retired have to do with your question ?
Because i am, and i thought it was a valid and interesting question thats all.
Orgasminator
Why do some men want to photograph / video the woman they love, enjoying sex with a single / other male ect?
Orgasminator
Quote by Pete_sw
Id hold the camara.
:shock: now theres a blast from the past :inlove:
and here's the link to Mr-tickle's photo shoot
Hi Pete,
You just never know, i might enlist your help in one of my....... :lol:
Sorry hijacking a thread.
Now wheres my big fluffy thing that goes on the end of the stick, and i dont mean Posh Kate :lol:
only kidding :lol2:
would i do it? not a chance, unless there was an opening for a stranded whale
Orgasminator
I was going to ask a similar question, however, although im retired now and just pop in now and again, in the past i have on a fair few ocasions met with couples and the husband/boyfriend has taken pictures, and thinking about it now im sure they will be somewhere on the net, or certainly swopped.
Good job im not famous.
Now where did i put that script?
Good job im not famous.
Now where did i put that script?
Orgasminator
Listen lie and advertise the fact you can lick your eyebrows, and that your hung like Mal and they will beat your door down.
Orgasminator
Oh bugger,
I can remember when all you had to do is advertise as a newbie, brag/lie about the size of your manhood and how good looking you are, play hard to get and bingo.... loads of couples pming you.
How times change.
:cry:
I can remember when all you had to do is advertise as a newbie, brag/lie about the size of your manhood and how good looking you are, play hard to get and bingo.... loads of couples pming you.
How times change.
:cry:
Orgasminator
I dont know what you mean, ive got 14 inchs come on ladys, i promise to wear a mask because no other man could live upto my handsome good looks, and it would only spoil you for the rest of eternity.
Orgasminator
Hi, im the Vase and im a newbie, just wondering if any female brunettes or hmm, blondes at a push, no bigger than a size 12, would agree to meet to blow out my cobwebs.
Orgasminator
Its all rubbish i tell you, just take plenty of pics of your dangly bits, (no face pics) and send em to couples looking for couples or couples looking for fems, lie loads in your replys. im telling you. Marcuso ha what does he know
Orgasminator
Yaki Daa so youve got something against the Welsh have you!
Comon lads back to the fields with our wellies.
baaa baaa baaa baaa baaa baaa.
Comon lads back to the fields with our wellies.
baaa baaa baaa baaa baaa baaa.
Orgasminator
I personaly think that anyone who does that is an utter disgrace!
:rascal:
:rascal:
Orgasminator
As a newbie to this site, please be gentle, however although very experienced in the art of " sorting the ladys out" I challenge all couples i still havnt found a single female who can satisfy me. So come on fellas bring your strumpits down and see if they can out strump the Vase!
Blonde or brunette, slim, nice ass, good looking helps.
Blonde or brunette, slim, nice ass, good looking helps.
Orgasminator
Quote by Marya_Northeast
My profile is, as ever, very specific (it even tells you not to continue reading if you can't be arsed! i can't say fairer than that!) but still they ignore it or, as frequently happens, because they don't fit my preferences they actually get very abusive towards me.
It's not just single guys. Just last night a couple nagged and bugged me to death in a chatroom. I had stated very clearly that i am not interested in meeting couples, or one half of a couple, or that particular couple - but still they persisted and then got quite abusive towards me and other room members when we told them to back off.
I believe they were given a ban in the end.
Earlier on in the evening, another couple commented on my profile that "it wouldn't be so bad if you were good looking". Wft? I really don't know where people get off talking to others like that.
Some people are just like that. I don't intend to tolerate them any more than i would if it was a "real life" situation and neither should anyone else, but you do have to appreciate that it will still happen, regardless.
I'll be honest, if i was in the street or in the pub and someone spoke to me the way some people do on this site, I'd knock their feckin teeth down their throat. I have no problem reporting abuse or anyone breaking site AUP.
As for winks, one liners and general unwanted crap .. just delete and ignore - it's part of the site, unfortunately.
Aye but come on Marya, all that script for a damn good shag!
