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WibblyWobbly
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 66
Straight Male, 57
0 miles · South Yorkshire

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Quote by Ice Pie
Definitely not Dammie. Remember, Kaz can see his face, we can't. She knows what Dammie looks like.

Stoopid me didn't realise that a larger version of the image was avaliable... having looked at the larger JPEG it so obviously isn't Dammie... soz about that guys... smile
Quote by kazswallows
2. Does anyone recognise, or are you the person with marcuso in this picture.

The fact that he needs vertical support from Marcuso suggest to me that it might be the one and only Dambuster... but I could be wrong... I think he was wearing a blue shirt...
Saturday cleaning, cleaning and more cleaning... We have GT's daughter and friend with us for the next few days... but if they decided to get their lazy backsides out of bed and go to Meadowhall for a few hours then maybe we can get our backsides to bed. :twisted: :twisted:
Sunday more of the same... ;-)
Quote by westerross
Seriously now - have you looked long and deep into her eyes face on and told her she is beautiful because, if that's what you really believe, then it sounds like it is the only way she will believe it. If you don't really believe it then don't try it 'cos you'll get found out.
Let her look into your soul as you tell her.

What perfect advice TE... I had the same problem when I met GT (and still do suffer with a lack of self esteem re - wibblywobbly bits)...
RacingGreen... that is exactly what you need to do... I found it so hard to believe that GT could fancy me and the way he just looked at me convinced me... He told me he loved me just less than a week in to our relationship... I replied 'you can't love me, you don't know me yet' to which he replied... 'I love what I see'... How could I resist that?! smile
Patience is a key also... you have to continually show her that you are thinking of her... GT emailed me love songs and I do still get the odd love track appearing mysteriously on my desk top...
There's nothing else for it... you have just got to be like Pepe Le Pew ;-)
Good luck!
Quote by Ice Pie
so what's next?
SH the Album?

"Sgt BILKOS HORNY TARTS CLUB BAND" ?
I'm just thinking of the album cover. rotflmao
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Yesyesyes! Perfect...
Quote by Debbiewebs
But does any one else have the post munch blues!

Nope but I had munch blues as I had a massive headache when I was there hence our early exit... sorry if I seemed more vacant than usual...
Wendy
xx
Quote by easy
Needs "wobbly" in front of "Munch" IMHO. :P lol

OI! cool
Thanks for the badges Ice..!
yup... I'll second that.. no... too late... third that... oh bugger... well, wherever this thank you to Dave and Alex resides in the list... THANK YOU for putting up with a houseful of nutters! smile
Wibbly and GT
Quote by MrsFC
SARAH !!!!!!!!

You might want to yell that again - I don't think they quite heard in Australia smile
:twisted:
Quote by westerross
Ahem, that may be because it is the unofficial GFZ. I started it as a joke. redface
Have you both got your SH pins yet. If not - I'm yer man! 80p for GT - 80p and a kiss from you of course - always ready with a discount fer the ladies me!! :smug:

Nope I've already got my and puckered lips ready... ;-)
Can't you tell there is a munch on this weekend - hardly anyone posting to the GFZ... there are usually pages of bilge... oops I mean pages of well thought out literary prose...
I'm feeling unusually effervescent about tomorrow... GT is blaming dinner...
I'm hoping to meet lots of you lovely people tomorrow... if you see a badge with WibblyWobbly please give me a kiss. smile
GT and I are trying to sort out what time to come down to Notts tomorrow... Is a group meeting up early evening time or is that when you'll all be donning glad rags? smile
Quote by Vix
Whatever words you chose, you'd best proffer a not-inconsiderable, lexiconic volume, simultaneous to your oralisations of sacharine non-entities.

:laughabove:
Brilliant... cya tomorrow...
Scorpios tend to be romantic, creative, and imaginative but are sometimes selfish and very stubborn. Scorpios usually have great personal magnetism and the determined concentration to succeed at most endeavors. Scorpios are very resourceful people with the creative energy necessary to work to improving the status quo. Scorpios are ardent defenders of justice and may seem tough on the surface but are really very compassionate.
Naturally that is so me... rolleyes
Bloody hilarious! rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Would have laughed my socks off if I'd been wearing any! smile You two are funny... biggrin
It had been drummed into me by my parents that the age of consent was 16 so I was a good girl and waited 'till then... a whole year of heavy petting and soggy knickers with my first love and sadly the heavy petting was far more exciting than the actual sex... rolleyes
GT and I played hooky yesterday afternoon and saw the showing... The film is FANTASTIC and I don't often say that... will give it 9.5 out of 10... the half point deducted for the ending. I'd have been more brutal but then that's me... Prolly American's are too soft when it comes down to family... smile
Special effects are superb with suspense played well. Tom Cruise acts his socks off in this movie and I'm one of those rare females who's bits don't tingle when he is on the screen... now if we were talking about George Clooney or Brad Pitt...
The acting award has to go to the actress who plays Cruise's daughter... (round of applause)!
Quote by PoloLady
1 – your most distinguish feature

According to GT, my mammory glands
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2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called

LoobyLoo
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3 – the last thing that made you laugh

GT about five mins ago... he was stressing a point to me about something and then froze a la Frank Debin and co. at the end of Police Squad... it took me a couple of seconds to realise what he was doing and then I howled... yeah, I know, you had to be there!
Quote by PoloLady
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)

Archie Bell - Look back over your shoulder... yesterday in the car driving up the M1
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5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside

Hmmm this is quite pertinent at the moment... I'm suffering from cystitus right now so every time I pee...
Quote by PoloLady
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought

LOL! Very memorable... Anal beads and lube in Amsterdam... we continued shopping and as we walked out of a lingerie shop the security alarm went off. The burly guard checked through our bags and, yes you've guessed it... why oh why oh why?! The picture of him waving the uncovered package through the detector bars was perhaps one of my most embarrasing moments ever...
Quote by PoloLady
7 – one thing you want to do this summer

Have a holiday which is looking increasingly unlikely... *sigh*
Quote by PoloLady
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row

OOooooooooooh... (licks lips)... well assuming I could get over the shock of it being the last meal... A big fat juicy steak with a fluffy baked potato and everything that goes with it.
Quote by PoloLady
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with

Good question... GT of course, Jeremy Clarkson, Paul Merton, Eddie Izzard, Dawn French, Julia Walters and Victoria Wood
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10 – the worst job you have ever done

Saturday job at a factory cleaning out the toilets and mess rooms...
Quote by bartfarst
AUSTRALIAN DOORS! Sheffield octogon OK they were a tribute band ok the little pink pixies were hiding from me wink but hey couldnt get to see the real thing.......

Hiya Slarty
Didn't see them but have been to a couple of shows at the Sheffield Octogon and they can be pretty good! Saw Jim Diamond accompanied by Snake Davis and it was a fantastic evening. We also saw Geno Washington at the same place... superb!
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Quote by Mikehboy19
Omg, brains as well as beauty :eeek: Now thats rare.

Oi you... you cheeky youngster! rolleyes
Brains as well as beauty are not rare on SH...
smackbottom
Wibbly 'Defender of Da Wimmin' Wobbly
smile
Quote by Alexandra
And I can change a sompressor on a freezer!!!!!

Is that the wide brimmed attachment on the freezer designed to keep the sun off?
:P
Quote by AndyS-NE
Blow jobs. - does any bloke not like blow jobs?? - can't speak from the giver perspective.

My-ex would not let me give him a BJ - I can remember feeling quite hurt at the time as I love to give pleasure that way... he thought that there is no way a woman could enjoy doing that and there was nothing I could say to change his mind...
So not all blokes like blow jobs... I suspect however that it is a tiny majority...
Quote by Alexandra
I'm going to sit in the corner and sulk now!

Flounce? lol
You know we all luvs ya! :therethere:
XXX
One Sunshiney morning a tall leggy blonde opened her eyes to a lovely warm glow coming through her curtains. So she had a stretch, got out of bed then stopped :shock: as she felt something warm and almost moist starting to...
... tingle the back of her neck. Throwing back the curtains she gazed at the electricity pylons as they diminished to the distant horizon and wondered if the health news she'd heard that morning on Radio 4 was in fact true. At the same time she ventured with her hands to investigate the sensation at the back of her neck and was appalled to discover the remains of a marmite and cream cheese sandwich.
The tall, leggy blonde had no idea how the half masticated sandwich had adhered itself to her neck but upon removing the detritus from it was pleasantly surprised to find that the skin which had laid underneath was now baby soft and wrinkle free... Realising she had discovered the secret of eternal youth she wondered how she could capatalise on this discovery...
Meanwhile...
Quote by tomu
what the hell is a one mile black?

He's referring to skiing a 'black run' down the side of a mountain.
Green=Grandmothers can do them
Blue=Boring But Beautiful
Red=Really Racing
Black=Balls and plenty of 'em
HTH
Quote by DreamerHelen
Oh I'm so sorry WBB!!!!!!! I DID look for people with W's in their name but I couldn't find any....and in my defence it WAS 4am..... rolleyes

*sigh* and, unlike me, WBB has instigated some cracking threads as I recall... smile
Acutally Helen... well done... must have taken you ages and ages and ages and ages...
smile
WibblyWobblyWendy biggrin
Quote by rogerthedragon
Try this link... it's very useful....

lol lol lol lol

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Silly me - I actually put it into google! :eeek: :eeek:
That is well - freaky!
:shock: biggrin :twisted:
Quote by DreamerHelen
So I ask you guys, if your memory was going to go but you could choose to save just one memory....which memory would it be?

What a great question Helen... for me it would be the memory of the day GT and I were married... for him, unquestionably it would be the memory of the birth of his daughter... I haven't asked him but there is no contest to that memory! smile
Again... great question!
Quote by JudyTV
Youth is sooooooooooooooo wasted on the young......... and the schools are not out yet. :fuckinghell:

Calm down dear... its only an advert! lol
Quote by foxylady 123
Darling, this is sh, we havnt got a clue who/what we are talking about!!!!! biggrin :twisted: biggrin :twisted:

That is the best Za Za Gabor impression I've read in a loooooong time...
Hey ho... back to work!