Saturday cleaning, cleaning and more cleaning... We have GT's daughter and friend with us for the next few days... but if they decided to get their lazy backsides out of bed and go to Meadowhall for a few hours then maybe we can get our backsides to bed. :twisted: :twisted:
Sunday more of the same... ;-)
One Sunshiney morning a tall leggy blonde opened her eyes to a lovely warm glow coming through her curtains. So she had a stretch, got out of bed then stopped :shock: as she felt something warm and almost moist starting to...
... tingle the back of her neck. Throwing back the curtains she gazed at the electricity pylons as they diminished to the distant horizon and wondered if the health news she'd heard that morning on Radio 4 was in fact true. At the same time she ventured with her hands to investigate the sensation at the back of her neck and was appalled to discover the remains of a marmite and cream cheese sandwich.
The tall, leggy blonde had no idea how the half masticated sandwich had adhered itself to her neck but upon removing the detritus from it was pleasantly surprised to find that the skin which had laid underneath was now baby soft and wrinkle free... Realising she had discovered the secret of eternal youth she wondered how she could capatalise on this discovery...
Meanwhile...