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Witchy
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 56
UK

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Quote by __random_orbit__
it's a mystery!
lp

You swine...I was about to do that! :shock:
Apparently, I have Extras rotflmao
It's thrown up a couple of interesting moments when people have checked my profile...
apart from that - what does it do dunno
lol
Umm..I would, but I can't even think about s*x right now. I've been a little ahem over zealous. redface
SAW- the ride. biggrin
It was bloody cool! Twice!
Oh, and stubble rash :rascal:
Quote by Dirtygirly
I'm an eight hours a night girl. Always have been. I sleep like the dead. I don't get eight hours every night, I tend to burn the candle at both ends and I'm a night owl rather than a morning person. :rascal:

Every day is the same for me in that respect... I crawl out of bed in the mornings to go to work and vow that I'm having an early night cause I didn't go to bed early enough the previous night. Then I get home from work and have this second wind and before I know it it's midnight again! rolleyes
There are some nights I'm really good and go to bed at 10 ish and I feel a whole lot better for it in the morning but it's quickly forgotten. I could sleep for as long as I am able to stay in bed though. I've been known to come home from work after a particularly heavy weekend and go to bed at half seven and sleep till half seven. My mum reckons I'm going to be an insomniac when I grow up. :mrgreen:
Unless of course I'm worrying about stuff... in which case I don't sleep well at all and I'm crabbit! redface

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Seconded- an utter night owl here. Quite often awake til 2am. However, I rather foolishly married a morning person...
Never, ever wake me up at 4am to have a conversation. Ever. When I finally go to bed, I do so because I'm tired. I want to sleep. The fact that you've been in bed since 9:30, and are now ready to wake up & chat seeing as I've disturbed you is irrelevent. I NEED SLEEP. Geddit?
And last night...yes, I know you have a cold. However, moaning like a pre menstrual fucking poltergeist every thirty seconds is unlikely to garner sympathy. I'm far more likely to relieve your suffering and put you out of your misery.
And another thing, at 5:30 am, you should think yourself lucky I got out of bed to let your cat out. Yes, your cat. I didn't want a bloody cat. My making you a hot drink whilst I was up was positively saintly. DON'T get all arsey that I then slept on the sofa- not if you value your kidneys.
5:30 am isn't a time, it's a nasty rumour. Early mornings are the thing of myths & legends. "Good Morning" isn't a greeting, it's a death threat.
However, I am pootling off in a couple of hours to spend a couple of nights with a fellow night owl. We can stay up late, go to bed, have sex, go to sleep, wake up at a normal time, have more sex- and then sample the rest of the day's wares. Oh, and fit in riding stupidly scary coasters in between the sex. All this, on 8 hours sleep I can do.
On any less- I'm likely to turn into the lovechild of Linda Regan & Jack Torrence.
Vented. wink
I came up with Rolp- he'll eternally be known to me as lp, but with "Rolp" (or, latterly "rollop" and "rollmop" etc) people tend to guess who you're referring to.
And we can refer to him as though he's not here, can't we? Lets face it, even when he's here he's not all there. dunno
Just for the day, I'd love to be Splendid. I'd kill for the ability to be that forthright.
That woman has some balls. wink
Quote by __random_orbit__
Well, I didn't expect to cause such a controversial discussion, sorry for that.
My intention was that I know there are a lot of single women on here who might seek more than pure sexual gratification, which, yes, this place is mainly aimed at, but, it caters for all kinds of things, which is why there is such a diverse crowd of people who attend this website.
I merely thought that it would be nice for those single people to state that they are looking for more than just sex and that it might be also nice for these people to find others who enjoy the swinging lifestyle rather than having to go through the awkwardness of bringing it up half way through the relationship, as someone said, honesty is always the best policy.
Anyways, rant finished, is anyone else going to make use of this thread and post their details, or is everyone actually spoken for ?

that is a very polite and sedate rant... quality :thumbup:
It might be said (might) that quite a number of folk on here may well be open to the 'idea' of forming a relationship, though might not state that at the outset, or indeed on thier profiles (you could always check though)
However... enjoying the posibility of meeting with people for fun & games... making firends and enjoying yourself in general could quite posibly lead to a relationship should you stumble across the right person at the right time
one never knows, does one?
give it a try and see what happens
lp
:shock:
Yeah, sure it wasn't your fault. Just like that wasn't a Freudian slip. rolleyes
I wouldn't suggest looking for love here. If you're open to the possibility, you can either state as much in your profile, or when the time is right when taken to PM.
Me, I'm spoken for- lots. lol
I can play the opening to "Smoke on the Water"
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But then, I'm not the only person to have said that, so I guess it's not that tough. rolleyes
Good luck, and if you ever learn to play the Sax on a sultry summers night....PM me wink
OOH OOH! :bounce:
Can I put RPM down for the role of;
"Jabbat The Butt"
Oi! whaddya mean, "near" orgasma! :dry:
rotflmao
That hit the spot- the force is strong in you, Res. passionkiss
I'd hate to be a binman in the summertime. Hmm. I've never, ever seen a binwoman dunno
Anyhoo, the poor sods are under appreciated, and spend all day traipsing behind a wagon which smells utterly vomit inducing in the heat. Eww.
Having said that, I'd rather do that than be in an emotionally harrowing job. confused
Quote by Ahabs
From the Times online today:
Perhaps most depressing of all, a survey of 1,300 schoolchildren found that one in three boys thought violence against women was acceptable.
What message are our children receiving?

Interesting thing about statistics, they can be interpreted to mean anything.
1 in 3 boys thought violence against women is acceptable
2 in 3 boys thought violence against women is deplorable
On the other hand, very few people accept that violence (by women) against men equally deplorable - usually followed by chants of "self defence", or "it was his fault" or a the classic "he had it coming".
This person does. :thumbup:
So good excuses, they even made a TV advert with subtle undertones of (four) women having a good night out, taking an ice pick to the apendage of a (male, ofcourse) statue to refresh their drinks.
I wonder if it was 4 lads in suits taking the ice pick to lop off the breast of a female statue, how many calls for "violence against women" would be ignored.
My opinion - all forms of violence are abhored, yes. But in that knowledge, why would any woman hit any man in the hope of hiding behind "You can't hit me, I'm a woman!". Gamble wisely I say.
In the hugely unlikely event that I lamped a bloke- I'd expect to be lamped back. Losing your rag with someone & then pretending that you're too weak & feeble to take the consequences is pathetic.
Quote by Freckledbird
Ahh, already discussed & decided. My boat will be called
"Lustful Liaisons." And every time I sail in her, I'll smile at the memory of the night her name came into being.
passionkiss

Not Liasons?
bolt
Oi! Let she who is without typos cast the first pot of TippEx, Fluffy. flipa
Ahh, already discussed & decided. My boat will be called
"Lustful Liaisons." And every time I sail in her, I'll smile at the memory of the night her name came into being.
passionkiss
I could give it up easily, so long as I was being fulfilled elsewhere. It's sure as hell not the be all and end all of anything. It's supplementary.
I'd keep a hold of the amazing, dear friends I've made with a firm grip though. wink
Quote by Firelizard
A Lizard lol

There you are, Bint. rolleyes
PM box- if you please kiss
I'm smiling......coz! :smug:
worship
What BIoke said. :thumbup:
I especially liked the fact that if I ask him for an honest opinion, he'll give me one :rascal:
You can diffuse an argument without compromising yourself & making insincere apologies. That's diplomacy.
Ah, rivers.
What I like most about rivers is you can't step in the same water twice. The water's always changing, always flowing.
Res can do the Philosophers. I'll stick with Pocahontas. :smug:
The first question to answer is, what is a river? Is it the geographical feature, or the water flowing within?
If it's the water, then no, you can't. If it's the feature- yes.
Just watch out for the shopping trolley...