Quote by splendid_
I'm a crap dancer and just lately I'm crap in bed too :sad:
After seeing you dancing with you know who- I didn't know which one of you to lust after
ahem.... me.
You're a given. :rascal:
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Witchy
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 54
UK
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My profile doesn't invite PM's. I have no ad. Reply to such a profile & you must know that your mail is unsolicited & the odds are against you.
One too many "oh, but you'll be interested if you meet me. Go on, meet me. What have you got to lose? My cat just died. Please meet me." Responses to my "thanks but no thanks" pm's means I don't respond to unsolicited PM's.
Am I a harsh, unfeeling ice maiden? Possibly. Am I ill mannered? I don't think so. Do I care what you think if you haven't comprehended my profile? Nah.
One too many "oh, but you'll be interested if you meet me. Go on, meet me. What have you got to lose? My cat just died. Please meet me." Responses to my "thanks but no thanks" pm's means I don't respond to unsolicited PM's.
Am I a harsh, unfeeling ice maiden? Possibly. Am I ill mannered? I don't think so. Do I care what you think if you haven't comprehended my profile? Nah.
Quote by BIoke
Phew- he can't stand football or rugby. He wouldn't have a clue who Gareth Thomas is.
However, he did go away for three nights and take seven pairs of shoes.
And...I recently found out that he watches Bridget Jones' diary not for Renee Zellweger, but for Colin Firth. :eeek:
Hmmm, tough one - anyway, aside from all that, is he hot and hung? (You know me well enough to know that my next question will be his address if he is!) :rascal:
Well I like him. But as for the "hung" thing- we've only been married 20 years, how would I know? He's always told me that sex between a man and wife is very special and worth waiting for.
There was a phase when I thought he might have been trying to put me off, and he didn't fancy me, but then I started to have sex with other men. However, on several occasions I've seen him watching intently as their huge penis' (he always chose the large ones) slid in & out of me- so he must want me, right?
In fact,I've also wondered if he might have an embarrasing health problem. I'm thinking prostate issues. Every time we go past a public loo he needs to nip in and "relieve himself"- and it takes him ages to go. Once it took him so long that when he emerged he did so with a dry crusty mouth. I really must get him to the Doctors.
Quote by BIoke
Some of those straight men may have been fucked-up-the-arse by the female partners immediately before the show.
Not being gay myself, I think I would find that preferable to seeing Mamma Mia anyway.
lp
OK, now that made me spit my cornflakes out :thumbup:One of our friend's husbands also declined the show (don't know about anal though) He used the term 'I'd rather stick pins in my eyes!'
I've seen it about 12 times now on stage - wondering where that puts me on the gay scale?
If you unearth a scale, can you find out the answer to the following please? "In theory, should a woman married to a man who has watched the dvd at least 40 times be worried?"
Quote by earthchild
finding the jar of nutella in the cupboard an a spoon mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
it taking me back to my childhood when it first came out in little white plastic square pots with a placcy spoon bought from the corner shope
then it being put in jars n my mam trying to fob me off with the cheaper version Chogola, mainly because she could use the jar as a glass afterwards ffs!
I remember the pots! I used to get one as a treat on my way to school- they were 14p from the local shop
I only add people I know/have known. I don't "get" the friend collecting mentality that occurs on facebook. Having stood next to someone waiting for a bus does not make you my friend. Tagging me on "social me"- (which I dip into from time to time because the comments are so bizzare as to be entertaining) does not make you a friend.
