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If Shrep does eventually come in, can I be Donkey?
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Witchy
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 54
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Quote by splendid_
perhaps I am not happy enough to qualify ? Ahhhh I know... I haven't had sex with Brucie yet. God help me I cant wait much longer. That would obviously make me happier , have a sore vagina and 'mentally retarded'.
edited for accuracy
you are almost funny.....
I deleted my half written post thinking that you'd come along and ask why he was presuming he'd be doing the penetrating...
Quote by Dirtygirly
Do you know... whilst you're bickering over this ridiculously thoughtless question, my friend has just been flown home. He was hit by a roadside bomb in Afghanistan. He's in hospital in Birmingham where his family have been at his bedside. He's only just regained consciousness. He's lost both of his legs and his liver isn't working properly. He's in his early 20's. I don't know whether he killed anyone or not. I wouldn't ever ask him that. I'm not sure I can even begin to imagine how he's going to deal with the questions people will ask him throughout his life but I would guess that he won't be whinging about it on a forum.
It's all so unnecessary so instead of moaning about what stupid people ask you, perhaps your time would be better spent doing something positive for those who are affected by the war and think yourself lucky that you have all your limbs and the ability walk away from such questions.
That is all.
DG- thoughts are with him, his, and all who care for him for the best possible outcome. :therethere:
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ah, cutlery... chinaware...mmmm
whatever happened to the good old days of Wimpy when it was a fast food place/restaurant where you could still sit at a table, be served by table staff, and eat with metal cutlery off of china plates?
or am I just really really old?
lp
Nah, you're just really, really wimpy
That reminds me of a time I was training and the head honcho's son- a teacher- was taking the session. One of the teenage girls asked him "can I go for a wee quick?" He replied "I don't know, can you?" 5 minutes later, she was still wondering why she wasn't allowed to go to the toilet- I had to tell her.
Quote by Dirtygirly
rpm boots lib right up the khyber & starts winking at da laydeeez :sparring:
Now there's a bum for the biting! :rascal:
Bite my butt n I bite yours! :twisted: :moon:
Deal! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
DG, make sure he puts his teeth in first. Do you have any idea how old the guy is?
:welcome: back by the way sweet cheeks, you've been missed
I used to be annoyingly pedantic. Then I realised that some of the most intelligent people I know are dyslexic- and that I'd been guilty of being judgmental in the past about people with literacy problems.
My best mate recently finished her degree. She's dyslexic and dyspraxic, so she struggled terribly, but she got through it. In the career she had before, she was only the third woman in the world to qualify. She was at the top of her game in many respects- but she still mistakes "should have" for "should of."
My other other half is incredibly knowledgeable, he can enrapture groups of people for hours on end...has technical qualifications galore, and a wealth of experience. Oh, and he can speak Spanish- ask Splendid However, he can barely string a sentence together in type- you almost need a translator at times. The spoken word is his medium. Again, he's dyslexic, and has problems with his vision which don't help.
It's in my nature to be pedantic, but the last few years have taught me not to be a judgemental cow. Unless it's the spelling of the word "kareoke" on a pub sign. I really do think that you should leave the signwriting to someone who can spell. :doh:
My best mate recently finished her degree. She's dyslexic and dyspraxic, so she struggled terribly, but she got through it. In the career she had before, she was only the third woman in the world to qualify. She was at the top of her game in many respects- but she still mistakes "should have" for "should of."
My other other half is incredibly knowledgeable, he can enrapture groups of people for hours on end...has technical qualifications galore, and a wealth of experience. Oh, and he can speak Spanish- ask Splendid
However, he can barely string a sentence together in type- you almost need a translator at times. The spoken word is his medium. Again, he's dyslexic, and has problems with his vision which don't help. It's in my nature to be pedantic, but the last few years have taught me not to be a judgemental cow. Unless it's the spelling of the word "kareoke" on a pub sign. I really do think that you should leave the signwriting to someone who can spell. :doh:
Quote by splendid_
Everyone in my life knows......even my dad.
I don't swing because it is mysterious and secret. I swing because I only intend to be on this planet once..and I love sex. Sex with lots of different people is good fun. I see no reason to deprive myself of fun that doesn't hurt anyone.
Worlass agrees with me.. so it is all good. x
You need to change that mattress then...
