Quote by Sassy-Seren
btw, overdone the make up this morning Velvet? :giggle:
excuse me i'll have you know painting your pussy is all the rage!
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WolfsRidingRed
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 45
Straight Male, 46
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Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Now the next thing is how you find people who do want to meet you.
I don't think you're doing anything wrong, but you don't particularly stand out either.
You don't have any profile text
You ads don't say a great deal about you (although the jacuzzi sounds interesting) :thumbup:
You're pics are hidden so I can't comment of those
What you've got to consider is if a couple or fem get 200 responses to their ad from single guys, what can you put that'll make you stand out so they're saying "this guy sounds great"
Have a browse of some of the other single guy ads & profiles and then think about how you can adapt those ideas to show your own personality and what you have to offer.
Hope that helps. Happy hunting
Not really qualified to answer this, but have to agree!
Hellooooo
OK i have just had a chat with our camping organiser, due to some personal family problems pete wont be around for a little while, so i'm gonna give you the latest update. For the forseeable future please pm me with any questions!
The "site" is provisionally booked for 50 pitches for Friday 15th and Sat 16th June (2 nights). Please unless sharing no HUGE tents and no caravans!
The site is adjacent to a larger camping site and we will have use of all facilityes (running water, toilets etc :bounce: ).
There are a couple of important notices with regards to the site.
Due to the number of guests/tents it has been necessary to agree with the owners that we will form a Cooking area, so no cooking directly outside tents, but in a communal area set aside.
Again due to the nature of the site there can only be a maximum of 20 cars to be parked on the site. So where possible can people arrange to travel in groups, by train or to arrange a lift if parking in the nearby town.
Campfires on the ground are not allowed BUT we are allowed to build pseudo fires in old oil drums for example, just so long as they are raised on bricks and dont scorch the ground.
The site promises to be very beautiful, in the heart of wiltshire and right next to some beautiful ruins (perfect for the pagan theme).
Please can everyone post whether they would still like to attend or not?
Any suggestions on how to organise the transport?
Pete mentioned organising some activities for during the day - so were not drunk all the time.
suggestions so far have been:
Treasure hunt in the car - with teams!
slave auction - with proceeds to charity
any others?
ok i'm going to stop rambling now, any questions, queries, suggestions please pm!
OK i have just had a chat with our camping organiser, due to some personal family problems pete wont be around for a little while, so i'm gonna give you the latest update. For the forseeable future please pm me with any questions!
The "site" is provisionally booked for 50 pitches for Friday 15th and Sat 16th June (2 nights). Please unless sharing no HUGE tents and no caravans!
The site is adjacent to a larger camping site and we will have use of all facilityes (running water, toilets etc :bounce: ).
There are a couple of important notices with regards to the site.
Due to the number of guests/tents it has been necessary to agree with the owners that we will form a Cooking area, so no cooking directly outside tents, but in a communal area set aside.
Again due to the nature of the site there can only be a maximum of 20 cars to be parked on the site. So where possible can people arrange to travel in groups, by train or to arrange a lift if parking in the nearby town.
Campfires on the ground are not allowed BUT we are allowed to build pseudo fires in old oil drums for example, just so long as they are raised on bricks and dont scorch the ground.
The site promises to be very beautiful, in the heart of wiltshire and right next to some beautiful ruins (perfect for the pagan theme).
Please can everyone post whether they would still like to attend or not?
Any suggestions on how to organise the transport?
Pete mentioned organising some activities for during the day - so were not drunk all the time.
suggestions so far have been:
Treasure hunt in the car - with teams!
slave auction - with proceeds to charity
any others?
ok i'm going to stop rambling now, any questions, queries, suggestions please pm!
Quote by Drewxcore
i came back from holiday on friday night,
Sat i wnet for a nap at 5pm and i slept all the way thru till 10am..... 17hrs
pah, lightweight
My records something like 20 hours although i know someone who will probably reveal herself later whos beaten that 
ok ok he's talking about me!
i did manage to sleep for something like 27 hours once!
Now to set the scene i was a fairly new mum, and it was Mr. V's first days off since our daughter had been born (about 6months!), he looked after her and i went for a nap! umm i woke about dinner time the next day!
ops: Quote by Lost
Cancer Mr V
Oh my, you of the Moon. Though you are an absolute no he isnt! You live on an emotional roller coaster pitching back and forth from side to side. When will it ever stop, easy answer ……it won’t !! Almost ecstasy one-minute then dark depression in the next one. Your element is Water and as your sign is the Moon. Your emotions are like the oceans and seas tidal. Rolling back and forth. You are an enigma to other people to know you is to love you and hate you at different times with passion and compassion! that is too true
Sexually: You enjoy the darker side of sex maybe even into the fetishist realms or just a bit of teasing BDSM perhaps. Who knows?. Do you? !. Like your mood swings sex is either great or awful never just ok. hmm maybe i need to delve deeper into mr v! :shock:
Financially: You’re uncomfortable with little money and strive to get it securely in the bank. This shares equal time with your powerful romantic nature and to you is just as important. Invest, invest, invest in Government savings schemes etc there is no time like now to secure the cash you have.thats him, yawn
Outlook: Well whatever is said, one minute you will be the optimist the next the pessimist. Maybe being the sign of the crab is a clue. Moving sideways ? who knows at least it isn’t backwards. You Cancerians – talk about complicated! yep complicated!
Quote by Lost
Leo Mrs V
Proud beyond belief. reliable, strong and dynamic. To Love is everything to you the Lion. You are teachers and leaders wise and true. But once crossed that’s it not a backwards glance should you or do you give. You love your family with gusto keeping a tightly nit circle around you.
Sexually: you are a stylish hunter seeking out what you want and getting it your element is fire so you like your sex red hot! Usually but not exclusively dominating from the outset. You are successful in attracting and holding onto many. People like you and physically you sustain them.
Financially: Not the wisest of signs. You would give all you had for a cause you believed in, which though from others from outside your circle. May seem reckless. Those who know you would appreciate you. Keep your cash close and don’t put your hand in your pocket too much.
Outlook: These times are particularly good for you opportunity lies waiting pick it up
Got it in one
Quote by Calista
There's a big difference between a food allergy and a food intolerance.
I've recently discovered I'm intolerant to a few foods, wheat, yeast, sugar. I'm not allergic by any means by geeze I know when I've eaten the wrong thing!
My friend's son has a dairy intolerance. He drinks loads of milk but then suffers with sinus problems, bowel problems, cramps, tantrums etc.
If someone says there child is allergic then they may mean intolerant but I'd still never give the child than food personally.
Cx
This is very true! Many many people are mistaken on what is an allergy or an intolrance and for things like dairy they assume they are one and the same thing!
Quote by annejohn
we work in the food industry and find that 90% of our customers with children refuse anything with nuts in,while less than 1% of the poulation has a nut from a medical journal
"In surveys conducted in the UK, many people reported they suffer from some form of food allergy. In reality, the actual percentage of true food allergic individuals is much lower than people perceive - perhaps only 2% of the population. The main foods which are associated with food allergy are milk, eggs, fish, shellfish, peanuts, tree nuts, wheat and soya."
we even have a friend who insists her 18 month old girl has a milk allergy, but she eats lots of our home made ice cream with no problem, duh, its 80%cows milk and cream, whats going on with poeple?
Then the little girl certainly doesnt have a milk or dairy allergy.
My son who was born 14 weeks premature has a severe allergy to all dairy products. Its making weaning him a right pain as many of the fats in a baby's diet are usually gained from dairy products. I find myself adding oils to just about everything i prepare as otherwise he loses weight.
His allergy wasnt discovered until i found a time when i was unable to breastfeed. Up until then i had been expressing milk for him ( forvarious reasons along with his prematurity) and had insisted he did not get any cows milk or fortifyers due to the increased risk of NEC in a preemie ( i could go on about NEC and preemies and breastmilk but then i digress). I had to give him formular milk for 48 hours until i was able to express again. Ever since that day (which sensetised his body and produced the allergen) he has reacted to every form of milk product - even indirectly through my milk.
After months of struggling i made the decision to stop breastfeeding and to switch to a non-dairy prescription formula. Which is great, but now we are weaning its becoming difficult. He sees a dietician and has had all the allergy tests which so a severe reaction to milk. We have been advised to steer clear of other potential common food allergens until he is 2yrs old, as one allergen often follows another.
However his case is exceptional. I have met other mothers who claim their children to have peanut allergies, but seen them at a birthday party a week later tucking into peanut butter sarnies without problems! Same thing often goes for milk/shellfish etc etc etc.
So is there a fashion out there amongst parents/people where having a food allergy is seen as something cool? i sincerely hope not because it undermines the people that really do suffer these problems and makes us parents seem like were just following the crowd!
Quote by Drewxcore
Totally despicable idea, FFS have you all no manners? Feminist ideals state we do not wish to be treated as sex objects. Simple as.:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
p.s. Next guy to honk me gets a free BJ
Honk
:grin:
Damn! missed it!
oh well here's another !!
just incase there is a consolation prize!
Mr. V
Quote by blueandpink
All I can Mrs Velvet is that it would not be advisable to wear that on your next meet :shock:
pink x
Oooh! now if it wasnt so damn expensive i would wear it for the priceless look on their faces! The simlar items from the same seller currently running at a bidding of $ with more than a day to run i feel the joke would be on me!
in edit for those interested its : Item number: :lol: :lol:
Quote by jaymar:giggle:
nothing more to say other than!
who would buy this?
or this?
WTF?????????????
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Is that you under all that wool???
lmao!!! umm no! its some eccentric bint from ebay!
she has a range of items for sale! I went looking to post a willy warmer pic for earlier in the thread but someone beat me to it!, and hey this is what i found among her other items! she has a wonderful range of mohair stockings too, a snip at $85 WTF?!
Quote by Drewxcore
Sally loves it when matt screans.
Eh Hem
:whistling: Quote by Drewxcore
tut tut learn to quote properly :P
and you know you do!
better?
yes a little better, your still a tard though
xxxxxxxxxx for that i am not helping with question 56!
pfffft, and as if you'd be smart enough :twisted:
Ha i'm not even going to dignify that with an answer!
ok i have a few examples
My gran always used to sing the flying pickets song "only you". As she died the song came on the radio and i cant listen to it now without thinking of her.
When my son was born the Bon Jovi son living on a prayer was playing on the hospital radio (crude but funny i thought!), it always makes me smile now as he really was living on a prayer being born at 26 weeks.
Books, well my old english teacher leant me birdsong when i was studying my gcse's and to this day its one of my favourite books. I always smile and think of the best teacher i ever had each time i read it.
i have more to add - busy reminiscing now!
My gran always used to sing the flying pickets song "only you". As she died the song came on the radio and i cant listen to it now without thinking of her.
When my son was born the Bon Jovi son living on a prayer was playing on the hospital radio (crude but funny i thought!), it always makes me smile now as he really was living on a prayer being born at 26 weeks.
Books, well my old english teacher leant me birdsong when i was studying my gcse's and to this day its one of my favourite books. I always smile and think of the best teacher i ever had each time i read it.
i have more to add - busy reminiscing now!
