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28 Sep 2006

Freddy got fingered Tom Green
Turned it off halfway through. just thought it was absolute garbage. And no woman called Freddy got fingered at all! lol

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26 Sep 2006

oh arse.....foxy is working! She will be disappointed! rolleyes

still you're welcome for a cuppa and a biscuit though lol

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26 Sep 2006

congratulations....have many happy years together drinkies

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26 Sep 2006

damn foxy being at work and on holiday...........or I would be there to lavish attention on Beth biggrin

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25 Sep 2006

well dont be....you confused us smackbottom

Well we thought it wasfunny anyway.....and quite spooky!!
anyway Kiss....c'mere gissa snog! kiss

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25 Sep 2006

Watch the link and you will see what we mean!

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24 Sep 2006

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24 Sep 2006

According to a news report, a certain private school was recently faced with a unique problem. A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints. Every night the site agent would remove them and the next day the girls would put them back. Finally the Head decided that something had to be done.
Calling all the girls to the bathroom, the Head met them there with the site agent. The Head explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the site agent who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine the yawns from the little darlings). To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, the Head asked the site agent to show the girls how much effort was required.
So, he dutifully took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it.
Since then, no lip prints on the mirror.
There are teachers.... and then there are educators lol

:lol: :lol:

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23 Sep 2006

Quote by dandarex
Ok, we were on holiday on a Spanish isle, and we ended up in a gay bar/club..
..after several local beverages, nature called so off to the conveniences i go.
Now when i arrived there were two doors, not to unusual however the picture on them left me in some what of a dilemma..
Door Number 1 had 1 Cock on it
Door Number 2 had 2 Cocks :shock:
What do i do with that , Any suggestions????

Ooooooooooo WHAT IS IT.. WHAT IS IT? :bounce:
Me thinks something fun would be behind door number 2.. if that way inclined!!!
Whats my prize!!!!!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

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22 Sep 2006

ah well

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16 Sep 2006

Quote by Dino
So, what are your little known facts ???

1) My waters broke in tesco's.. ffs.. in the baby aisle.. bolt

2) I am about to embark on a qualification.. in Spanish!!! :jagsatwork:
biggrin

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16 Sep 2006

I once had a trial with a professional football team but got turned down because I was shit!
I formed a band with my mate when I was 8 and we called ourselves albatross redface

ops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

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16 Sep 2006

WHS :thumbup:

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13 Sep 2006

you think you will be out of bed in time for breakfast?? :twisted:

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13 Sep 2006

well get ya arses....or muffs round here then! :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

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12 Sep 2006

OK its not for me but for a friend.
They just got a new webcam, installed it etc etc and tried to get it to work in chat.
Its shows they have cam running yet when I click on it it doesn't load.
We checked it on MSN and it worked there. I got them to download JAVA, the latest flash and even firefox, but still to no avail.
Anyone else have any ideas?

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9 Sep 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
G spots and prostates aside, if you see what I mean.....
So come on, tell me....................I'm not taking notes
:notes:

It has to be my nipples.. they are somehow directly linked to my clit!!!!! silly

hwoar:
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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9 Sep 2006

De_Sade
I'm so sorry to hear that. I can understand how you feel. Its hard to lose someone you love.
Regarding the jokes, Unfortunately because of their celebrity status people seem to think they are open targets for all, be it good or bad.
I am in total agreement to be honest. I have not liked any of the 'jokes' regarding Steve Irwin, as much as I didnt about 9/11 Princess Diana etc.
People say people use humour to cope with grief. I cannot see how they can be grieving for someone they didn't know. Unfortunately thats the power of TV nowadays, people know people they don't if that makes sense.
One again De_Sade please accept our deepest sympathies
F&B

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9 Sep 2006

Quote by fem_4_taboo
havent looked at either of the links, but i heard this ad was going to be pulled due to the lad in it recieving so much hate mail he tried to commit suicide? not sure if its true or another urban myth.
xx fem xx

urban myth fem. I was reading up on it before I posted the links

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9 Sep 2006

did you know theres a subliminal message in that advert?? :shock:

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9 Sep 2006

What do you think of it??
Well if you hate it as much as I do, then check out the link

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9 Sep 2006

Nice one hun....now get that gob over here so i can keep it busy! 69position

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9 Sep 2006

Same or seperate room swaps?
Personally we can't see the point of seperate room swaps, as the visual enjoyment is absent. You may as well be in a seperate room or even County and just have a relationship where everyone can go off and do their own thing.
Let me guess, this ones been done to death! lol

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9 Sep 2006

Quote by SteveClarke

I wish

Quote by Kiss
I rarely use a dental dam - that's because I very rarely go down on swinging partners.

:cry: Just ruined some of my fantasies.
Fair play though.
OMG!!!!!!!!!!! :upset:
And mine.. (foxy)
69position

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9 Sep 2006

Quote by Sarah
What there is a perv in here, OMG
:giggle:

What and its not us this time!!! rotflmao

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9 Sep 2006

Quote by Robin Prince of Thieves
Right !!!! well might as well throw the chicken to the fox --->
Me, I love watching porn, cant get enough of it sometimes and theres one part that really does it for me and its the money shot as well, now does that make me wierd??? :dunno:

Ok.. as you so politely offered me chicken.. lol

.. i thought i'd put my bit in too!!!
I have to be in the mood but i love porn too!
I do, obviously being bi, switch between the guy giving it some scenes.. boink

... or the girls getting it on scenes!!! passionkiss

I have on the odd occasion sat next to beasty watching it lol!!!
But as beasty pointed out hes not that fussed.. so i just carry the ideas to the bedroom and hes more than happy!!!
Lets face it however corny or tedeous the damn scenes are.. its great to see some flesh when your in the mood especially the amatuer stuff when its for real enjoyment!!!
Or am i weird!!! :dunno:
mwah hump

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8 Sep 2006

wooohooo Thank you polo!
I would like to say a few words....It is a great honour to recieve this prestigious award, it's certainly up there with winning the under 10s player of the year for my football team.
I would like to thank my mum, who without her i would never be here. My guru who prays for me every day and my tobacconist who supplies me with fags, albeit if I give him a fiver 1st.
Finally I would like to thank the judges who bestowed such an honour on me.
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

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8 Sep 2006

awww sowwi didn't mean to steal your kittens....this is my other favourite!

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8 Sep 2006

This is mine!!
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8 Sep 2006

Who would it be. For me it would have to be Kiss!!!
She can scare any people away who we dont want to watch...show me a bloody good time, then sing me a lullaby to sleep! afterwards!! :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

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