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Xdionysusx
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 51
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I can only drink tea out of a white mug, or a mug that is white inside. Any other colour to me makes the tea look watery and has a different taste to it!
I also have to put milk sugar and teabag in the cup before I put the water in!
Also I play Sunday football, and have to put my left sock on first and my right sock has to be inside out! lol
I (beasty) am the same to a degree. Porn bores me. I can't be bothered to watch a MMF MFF or even just a M & F getting it on. I just find the whole thing tedious, especially as its the same all the time. However when it gets to the money shot I love watching a facial!! does that make me weird!! redface
Now I know his death has already been covered, but reading the BBC news site they are debating as to whether the video of his death should be released.
Steve once said that if he died he would want it to be filmed, but because it has does that mean it can or should be released?
Personally I wouldn't want to see it. Death scares me, and the thought of seeing someone breathing their last does not appeal to me in the slightest but if it was released would you want to see it??
oh noooooooooo How can we choose just 3??
in no particular order...Darkfire.....Kiss......and Curvy-Gal.....
as well as the others as well such as maznden sassy etc etc its just too hard!!
although we want all of ya really!!
I couldn't read a signal if it came over to me, slapped me round the head with a placard saying "I'm a signal" while screaming "im a signal" in my ear :cry:
Beasty
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You do really have to get yourself known as a single male on here, don't forget men are ten a penny so couples or even females are going to be more interested in someone they have spoken to in a while either on the forum, in chat or PM. couples or fems who look for males can afford to be choosy. So standing out in a crowd is going to be a major thing.
Probably already been mentioned, but the chance for more than one person using that account being able to log into chat at the same time and with the ability to maybe change each chat name so you know what one is what. It works on other sites.
Both Foxy and I both like to frequent the chat, but only one can at a time which is really frustrating, and i will be buggered if i'm paying £50 just to chat!!
Maybe I'm different but watching women or men knocking one out, or a couple having fun does nothing for me (beasty). I prefer to see couples or fems having a laugh on cam and just being them.
And the amount of men posing as couples who go on cam just to bat one off is ridiculous. I have even seen fake pics on profiles, where you can see the site name they robbed it off. What do they think they are going to gain ffs.
I'm now paranoid about going on cam myself incase people think im not in a genuine couple relationship, I have to tell people that others have seen foxy on cam to know we are real, and they v******y me, but it is annoying having to do that all the time. I know loads of other sites where v********tion works, so why not here.
Sorry for waffling but its one thing that gets on my boobies.
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Quote by PoloLady
Yep, I think it is time for one of those easy threads where you can just answer 10 questions about you.
1 - The last flavour ice-cream you tasted. Mint choc Chip
2 – The first alcoholic drink you got pissed on (and can you still drink it now)? Black Tower
3 – Favourite thing to say during sex? Fuck meeeee beasty
4 – Favourite thing to hear during sex? You horny bitch..
5 – The last gift you bought for a friend? A steak bake from Greggs!
6 – Favourite thing to cook on a bbq? Steak
7 – The colour of your eyes? Green
8 – What is your ringtone? Maneater!!!!!
9 – Something you always take away on holiday with you? Suitcase
10 – The housework task you most hate doing?
Ironing.. pay someone else!! Oh and the washing up.. its beastys job actually!!!.... flipa
Foxy biggrin
1 - The last flavour ice-cream you tasted.
Mint choc chip
2 – The first alcoholic drink you got pissed on (and can you still drink it now)?
Vodka
3 – Favourite thing to say during sex?
you love swallowing?? fantastic!
4 – Favourite thing to hear during sex?
fck me that is MASSIVE
5 – The last gift you bought for a friend?
a beer!
6 – Favourite thing to cook on a bbq?
charcoal!
7 – The colour of your eyes?
blue/green
8 – What is your ringtone?
ring ring.....ring tones are mcshite
9 – Something you always take away on holiday with you?
my suitcase!
10 – The housework task you most hate doing?
all of it.....its foxys job bolt
Beasty
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I was with my ex driving home late one night and a fox ran out in front of us straight into the front of the car. I got out and had a look and he was still alive though injured so got her coat, wrapped it up and took it home.
When I got it home I put it in a tea chest and gave it a blanket to lay on, my dog throwing a fit in the hallway because it could smell it, and also tried to give it some milk...thats when the ungrateful little bugger bit me!! I ended up in casualty having a tetanus!
Needless to say the fox was ok, released it back into its habitat later in the day after a vet had checked it out!
Quote by Kiss
I'm 27... how would I know? dunno
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Oh go on rub it in.. no please do!!!!
It soon catches up with you though babes x
Quote by Darkfire
aaaaaaaaaagggggggggghhhhhhhhhh :scared:
nooooo :shock:
i havent even really thought about the actual birthday thing as in age - it was intentional that all my attention would shift from the whole 'being 30' thing to 'omg, 4 sleeps to go and 116 people coming' thing instead. I have nicely used avoidance tactics for the last few weeks quite effectively lol
ah well , reality had to hit home sooner or later :cry: someone pass the prozac

O h dark it will be fantsatic!!! :cheers:
So gutted we were a bit late to request our invites... :violin:
Feel free to believe it simply can not go ahead with out us!
worship :worship: :worship: :worship:
rotflmao
Quote by Abilene
Well, I cant speak for 40 ( yet ) but I do admit that I was miserable on my 30th. I was so sad for some reason about no longer being able to say "I'm in my 20's" Yeah, so 29 is at the upper end of 20's but it was still there dammit.
I am celebrating 34 in a few weeks .. anyone wanna come make sure I don't get sad? lmao
So what are you hitting Foxy?

Oo oo oo me me me ... i'll keep you company!!!! boink wave
I'm going to be 30 in october babes.. confused
I dont mind really, feel like i passed it years ago!!! rotflmao
Quote by splendid33
.. and I look forward to seeing those smoke rings.
:smoke: ...anytime darlin' but I have to tell you I have not had a cigarette in over 36 hours.

I only smoke after sex
I'm down to 20 a day :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
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Hi guys, having noticed a few recent celebrations and the pending one of my own.... bolt
I just wondered....... :confused:
.........what was worse to dread or best to celebrate.... dunno
30 or 40 ????????????
:violin: drinkies boink :dunno: :boink: :dunno: :boink: :dunno: :boink: :dunno: :drinkies: :violin:
Quote by Abilene
Here is a picture ( not well taken and I do afterall have a damn hangover ) of my new family member thanks to the kind hearts of Mr & Mrs Pete. He looks angry but I promise he is going to be fine once settled in. In fact he has currently taken up residence in my lap.

Are you guys not seeing a picture of the cat here? I just talked to someone and he says that he cant see the picture ... which now makes Fire and Stormys comments make sense.
Nope hun. all we can see its some blocks!! Hence my picasso comment! There is no cat!
No we saw Kiss 1st!
However, Saasy or abilene would do in ecually good measures lol
Quote by essex34m
The meek? what have they got to do with anythin?

the meek shall inherit the earth
I thought they said greek.
I'm glad they get something. they had a hell of a time!
Quote by ang123437
Can anyone help me?? My wife and I are looking for a hotel to stay in that specialises in having guests that are Swingers.
Have tried looking it up on the Internet but no luck.
Does anyone out there know of any such hotels/B and B's
Many thanks

Ther is one in blackpool that i found on the web but i forget the name sorry!!! :doh:
Christmas is commercial exploitation on a grand scale. It gives bit retailers license to raise their prices during the summmer, then reduce them to the original price at christmas and claim its a sale.
I hate everything about it. Carol Singers feck off and learn to sing, Santa feck off and have a shave. Snow feck off and melt, dark nights feck off and become light, christmas songs feck off and sing your exploitative music somewhere else so proper musicans have a chance of showcasing real talent. Bollox to the lot of it.
Oh and we got halloween before that. A chance to make ourselves look stupid by dressing up in stupid costumes, and for kids to rob stupid American customs and go around terrorising old people.
Cant wait :cry:
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check your drivers are ok thats the first port of call. click start>>>my computer>>>>then view system information.
when a box appears click the hardware tab then device manager....see if there are any question marks in a yellow circle.
Were they after market drives or did they come with the PC?
Quote by firelizard

Thats our boy!

And thats our other boy!
Love
FIRE xx

Jesus H Christ that cat is as big as the dog! Do you have to keep him on a lead?? :mrgreen: :giggle: :giggle:
Quote by mazandden
This is the last time I EVER agree to look after someones beastie when they go on holiday!!

Damn and there was me hoping to be snuggled up in your bosom lol :lol: wink :wink:
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Nelson My beloved cat.
rescued from the CPL when I lived in Belfast, and when I moved back to Kent with him I drove all the way so he didnt have to be left behind.

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Quote by Sassy-Seren
Crumbs, now it's the New Seekers...
redface
Gambit

Sassy calls the music police blink
Do it....Do it quick....
Calling the music police i mean!
oh ffs I wish I hadn't started this. I'm getting confused already. Shoes Chocolate what next. jeez I would have been better off gay!
At least us men are easy to please!! lol :lol:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Glad you cleared that up otherwise you'd have the biggest man tits I've ever seen :shock:
:giggle:

Lets face it. They are some of the biggest tits seen full stop, be it man or woman!! :giggle:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
:giggle:
You missed out the most important one for satifying a woman :shock:
CHOCOLATE!

Well I am a man rolleyes
We can't remember everything! banghead
Forgot to say, Its B, I managed to prise her off the site long enough to have a nose myself :giggle: