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Xdionysusx
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 51
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HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN:
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HOW TO SATISFY A MAN:
Show up naked with food.
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I know how you feel :cry:
I rescued a stray cat a few years ago, took him to the vet who diagnosed him with FIV (cat AIDS).
They said he can still live a healthy life, but 2 weeks later he went down with kidney failure and had to be put to sleep. I was devestated but I knew I was doing the right thing. Its very difficult, but at least your cat wont be in pain.
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Quote by PoloLady
he wasnt the last poster, you are meant to flirt with me you naughty girl!!!

I was just warming up my naughtyometer for you wink
Well babes... get comfy and live upto your name :twisted:
Quote by Sassy-Seren

I am aware that my cleavage has a social awareness all of its own.. but that has never bothered me nor hindered me!!!
rotflmao

Your cleavage isn't bothering me either hunni sillyhwoar: passionkiss
Oh goody.. i'm sure they would love to meet you!!!!!! :passionkiss:
Quote by Kiss_Me
..... it's more about confidence than size.
......... Anyway I'm telling you this because I noticed that for most of the evening she got 99% of the attention. I was very shy and self-conscious whereas my sister was confident and chatty.
My sister got the attention because of her persona and I got ignored because of the 'vibes' I gave out. It was nothing to do woth how we looked.

I totally agree babes, i have always had confidence. Not because i am full of myself or anything, just that i believe smiles are contagious and a positive attitude can overcome or achieve almost anything!!!
I am aware that my cleavage has a social awareness all of its own.. but that has never bothered me nor hindered me!!!
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Quote by Kiss_Me
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
It's not only Tourettes that leads to this 'type' of behaviour either. Due to the fact I have Aspergers I squeak and do other little odd things! lol
It's almost invisible to the average person these days, but when you're in a slient lift and you do a brief impression of a guinea pig it can be a little embarassing!
cool

Awwwwwww babes!
And i would have thought it was me making you squeal!!!! :lol:
Quote by cu3b4ll
I need to ask this.... does anyone think that this thread has been influenced in any way by Pete in Big Brother? The reason I ask is because Tourettes now seems to be the discussion of choice and it all seems to be down to him. That's not in any way a critisism.... I think he's done a brilliant job of popularising an otherwise akward (if not ) affliction.

I agree, and having first hand experience ie.. my son.. it is one of those things people find funny to talk about but awkward to encounter.
It is not just all about swearing, but the random noises and jerks they have to live with too.
No amount of medication will ever stop the embarrassment or helplessness felt by the sufferer and carer.
Well done to Pete!! :thumbup:
Please just add yourself to this thread and someone will contact you with more details if there is enough interest.
Put us down please... oh how coolio!!! biggrin
Quote by Gambit
I would just like to announce in the public domain that I really really can't stand eBay.
"I really can't stand eBay"
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Thank you, I feel better now.
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Gambit

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well i'm with some of you guys... i absolutely love ebay!!!!
You can put the most random things in search.. and its there for you to buy it!!!
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Awwwww bless..
Well i used to be a dental nurse / receptionist years ago.. so not that fussed about going!!!
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Quote by Iceraider
I'm a customer service manager for a very very large company, and I make sure everyone of my team give out the most friendly, positive, personal customer service possible.
I expect the same in return from other companies!

Me too!
I recently paid for a couple to be picked up in a bentley to take them from manchester to glasgow... because they're flight was now coming back into manchester instead of glasgow as originally supposed to but the flight operator changed it!!!!!
I hope they dont complain now!!!!!
rolleyes
Quote by PoloLady
If you had breasts where your bum-cheeks are... what difference do you think it would make to your day to day life? confused

I'd have to moon them all the time!!!!!
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Quote by Kiss_Me
i have always found gay men to be total flirts with anyone with a pulse lol

That sounds like Bloke rolleyes
I thought it sounded exactly like me! biggrin
Well i do find it more a of a quality to be "flirtacious" or " charming", saves the company loads of money when i need to make amendments that normally cost a lot to do!!!!
rotflmao :rotflmao:
Quote by markz
complaining !!!!!
thats a female thing isn't it

Oi did you know the root of all problems have men as the theme...
MENstrual cycle... MENtal health issues... and so on and so on!!!!
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Quote by sexylondonguy
Well i think i've seen so so many complaints on here from people "not getting any", i was kinda of intregued in hearing about those that do!!!
Any guys that have actually met other women or couples here?
Women that have met guys, couples or other women?
I have a fair assumptions that the couple to couple section is well catered for and you guys are happly swinging away together.
But what about couples looking for women?

We have met a few couples.. and made friends with a few fems too..
Not to as many single fems as i would like on here! (foxy) ! :twisted:
It is so difficult to think of the perfect scenario or meet like minded people.. hence having a break at the moment to build friendships rather then conquests.
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We just enjoy the banter, getting to meet new friends.. oh and drooling over the sexy ladies!... But Beasty enjoys chatting to them too!
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Quote by browning
I have just got back from a weeks holiday at a military show with 10 of my friends, and like most people on holiday, we ate out at night.
We went to a carvery which advertised roast beef/chicken/pork/lamb, when we got there they only had pork and no yorkshire puddings!!!. We asked for our money back and after a heated debate we got it. We then went to the local indian and had a great meal and booked a table for the following night. We arrived the following night on time, waited half an hour to be seated and another 30 minutes to order a drink, a couple of us started smoking only to be told no smoking on friday and saturday!, despite the fact we had been smoking the night before. Why didn't they tell us that when we booked?.
Another thing that winds me up is restaurants where you have to write down what you want and take it to the counter and pay in advance!.
The whole point of going out for a meal is to be waited on and have a nice time, I am fed up with poor service, over priced food and warm beer.
Do you complain or do the British thing and don't make a fuss?
Rant over sad

Awww babes!!! rolleyes
I (foxy) am a customer services manager for a holiday firm.. so i know all about complaints!
I say go for it if your complaint is worthwhile, as not enough people do.
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Quote by Shireen_Mids
I wear a touch of eyeliner and mascara to go to work and only add eyeshadow if I am going out for the night, perhaps a brush of bronzer but that's it.... I cant be bothered with doing the full face make up and especially not for going to the shops...

Me too, i get up every morning and put mascara and eye liner on regardless of whether going to work, friends or supermarket..... not for anyone to notice.. but to feel good myself that i made an effort. biggrin
Quote by Freckledbird
I'm almost loathe to tell you all this - but I have to suffer six - yes, six - weeks of being bloody idle, not having to get up in the mornings, late to bed at night, sunbathing in my nice new secluded garden (weather permitting) in the daytime.
Poor me
NOT!!!!!!
lol :lol: :lol:

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I get to go to work as normal and let someone else put up with them all week!!!!!
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Quote by RammyRam
rolleyes Just to say that today I also went without wearing a bra - nothing to do with the hot weather, just that Dollyminx wouldn't let me have hers to wear - sigh. what is a man to do?
Rammy
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Quote by poshkate
we've just been chatting about this........although mine are small but pert , i always wear a bra, as if i dont most tops just flatten them..........i surpose if i was to wear a looser top i probably could get away with not wearing one...........but actually now i've thought about it my nipples have a tendancy to look erect even when they're not so maybe its not such a good idea........... lol

Well i did have this dilemma.. but the top had one of those inner lining shelf thingys.. was so chuffed!!! boink
Just wondered, i know its a boobies topic again..but i got away with no bra today!!!!!
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Does anyone else feel as libertated in this weather with no bra?????
dunno
Quote by angieyorkshire
Ok, I don't really mind getting winks but if the wink says that you like my profile and to have a look at yours, please at least have something interesting in there.
Would it really kill people to spend a couple of minutes to fill in their age, height, location and likes?
Not looking for an essay either, just a few lines about what turns you on.
I respond to interesting profiles, not always to say yes, but at least to try and turn down gracefully.
OK, got that of my chest now lol
Angie

And what a lovely chest it is too babes... :twisted:
Quote by browning
Bit of both really, I think the most important thing is getting enough sleep!

Awwwwwwww so sensible.. yet so true!!! smile
Quote by Dollyminx
My best mate down in Brighton is a tattooist and she's nagged me for years to let her have my skin but I just can't decide on an image!! I like tattoos if done thoughtfully... I was swimming yesterday and saw a young lad with a very fit body but tattoos just scrawled all over him and it just looked messy and tacky.
I like them designed to curve round the body and I really like full sleeves on men rather than just itsy bitsy ones.
For years I wanted a shark (I'm mad on them especially great whites), done in tribal black ink style not a real depiction but feel it would look too butch on me! If I had one I'd want it big and bold and not the size of a freckle and that I suppose in turn scares me off for a first tattoo!
Been toying with the idea of having an octopuss on my lower calf and writhing around my ankle, in black solid line like a pattern (not everyone's cup of tea but I like the coils!).... I also love the work of Vince Ray who does fab 50's style S&M drawings.
Decisions.. decisions.... rolleyes

Ooooooooo a tatoo meet hunney... you have your octupus babes...
and i'll have mine.. black dragon curled accross my lower back...
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Quote by makaveli69
Tattoo's on the bottom of a woman's back sexy as fuck wink

Thats where i would like one but not sure as i already have an angel on 1 thigh a devil on the other and a bumble bee on my... innocent
Quote by seemorbutz
wife knows i meet women for sex,but her best mate is abit to close i think,and know i didnt have crabs lol im worried about how it would effect there friendship

1) You have a wife, iv never seen the point of a bloke swinger.. alone.. isn't that just cheating??????? ( just my personal opinion but each to their own)
2) Dont do it, not fair on either of them.
3) Cant you get them both pissed and pretend it was their idea???
dunno