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Xdionysusx
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 51
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
you can certainly be certified as 'having some front'
(and what a front :rascalsmile

right then......thats one hehe
thats up to everyone else on here doesnt it!! They know what we are lke from our posts lol
ahhhaaaaa Laird Just the person we want!!
No not for that lol
How do you scroll the chatroom warning about no directing and now whispering?? Im buggered if I can find out!!
I know we haven't ben on here long but we dont feel like we belong until we have been certified!! Please!!!!! worship
we just had ermmm minutes of fun in there!! confused
I dont know, whats the point in it, we didnt even know it existed till you pointed it out!
does anyone else think its getting ridiculous the amount of profiles on here now without pictures?
It gets really frustrating in the chatroom, looking at someones profile and seeing no pics no text and no adverts. Its probably been mentioned beore but its really starting to get up my nose! mad its must be a ratio of 1:10 that do have pictures or text.
. Yes I know we can search the photo adds, and we do that, but if we are speaking to them its nice to get an idea!!
I know nothing can happen but I just wanted to sound off a bit.
Quote by Sassy-Seren
PENBLWYDD HAPUS CARIAD !!!!
Hope you have a fantastic day kiss
I've got you a present but you have to come and collect it :twisted:

I used to have one of those as well....but the wheels fell off.
Seriously happy birthday hun, cum get ya present wink
Send texts, Naughty MSN, and naughty pics, I love it, and I'm good at it!!
but end up teasing myself!!
Its the same on any site unfortunately. You have to go with the gut instincts.
We usually have a cam conversation just to prove all people are genuine and happy. Nothing pervy at all, just to be sure on all sides.
You are going to find that if its anyone asking for pics it will be the bi-females (blokes pretending to be women) But we have never come across it yet.
And then comes the dreaded verification word...... bolt
Quote by elleandcee
ok here goes, i am petrified of bees and wasps, dunno why, i just am.
also did i mention that i am also scared of cows, sheep, chickens, geese....................
BUT not as bad as my friend who is petrified of baked beans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Beasty is scared of clowns!!!! :silly:
Foxy hates daddy long legs but not scared as such :sparring:
Quote by curvy-gal
hmmmm if i was a car i'd like to be a mitzubishi evo..... they're lush!!!
however if i'm being honest i'd most probably be a wagon
I'm a bit top heavy and hard to put the brakes on redface lol

I totally know the feeling... hence never run for a bus.. but i pretend its because i'm laid back!!!! :giggle:
Ok Question... If you were a car what what you be? Describe yourself...
Took no lunch to work on Wednesday, charmed my lovely boss to take us all out to the pub... (which is not difficult because he's ace) So off we toddle for the sheer hell of it to the local yates!
No coke drank at our table... bottles of rose and beer.. so the resulting topic from all merry staff... If you were a car!!!! rotflmao
We even managed to take it back to the office and get it into conversations with the customers.. now thats cunning!!!! lol
So me first... Foxy....
......... Mercedes convertable with personalised plate i think..
Very expensive luxury, pure class well worth the money if you can afford it or have the pleasure of a go on it!!!!
Looks great, easy up and down function, adaptable in all conditions...
:giggle:
Beasty Here
Its a double edged sword. You can be attracted to someone by their looks. but fancy them by their personality.
I was attracted to Foxies looks, but fancied the arse off her when I got to know her.
Its happened many times, Attracted by looks, but lost interest when I found out they had no personality.
Quote by Kiss_Me

Or
Duplication. Where you can become a multiple clone of yourself. Imagine the fun your partner could have. wink
De_sade

Not sure about that one.... only one soul can feel and you'd have to keep comparing notes! dunno
Ahhh but I would love to spend an evening with Foxy x 10!
:inlove:
Oh kiss_me anytime you know that, please succumb to your desires.. surely allowances can be made when you truly want something :rascal:
lets face it.....People don't walk down the street, spot someone and think to themselves
"cor look at the personality on her/him"
Although personality is important, so is the look of someone.
*gets ready to be slated now*
Quote by SymonOUna

> Duplication. Where you can become a multiple clone of yourself. Imagine the fun your partner could have. wink
>
> Not sure about that one.... only one soul can feel and you'd have to keep comparing notes! dunno
Oooh, deep. The advantage of duplication, though, is if there's no-one else around to join in, you needn't spend your Friday night on your own...

:giggle: Point taken smile
Quote by de_sade

Or
Duplication. Where you can become a multiple clone of yourself. Imagine the fun your partner could have. wink
De_sade

Not sure about that one.... only one soul can feel and you'd have to keep comparing notes! dunno
Quote by SymonOUna
I fancied starting a topic - my first - and so I thought I'd ask...
if you could have one superpower, what would it be?
I have two answers. One is that I'd enjoy the ability to change shape, because I'd enjoy answering everybody's personal adverts with exactly what they were looking for! Think of the happiness I could bring into the world!
My second answer is more mundane: I'd like to be able to speak any language.
I'm currently trying to think of a method by which I can use this thread to post yet another picture of my behind... I'm working on it...
Anyway, will anyone else bite? Ever thought about what superpower you'd like?

I would like to be able to look straight at someone or their pic and visualise a summary of them.... :small-print:
i.e if they fib a lot, what their likes are, dislikes are.. oh and sexual preferences...
That way you could never say or do the wrong thing and know when you've come accross a dishonest person before its too late :lol2:
Quote by winchwench
This is a bit boobie-esque
sillyhwoar:
Will the real Mr Smiley please stand up?
I wanna know too!

I know i had to use this as boobs, even though its his eyes!!!!
Pleasssssssssssssssssssssssssssse mr smiley!!!!
Please mr smiley and the powers that be may i have an animated " tongue " smiley dunno
( I'm thinking its a man with the button as there are 3 or 4 animated male bits in there!!! )
Many fankoooooooossss kiss
Can i revert to this original point then..????? Who is " mr smiley"??? :dunno:
worship
Quote by Kiss_Me
Me and kiss_me wanna hug!

can anyone join in? :twisted:
The more the merrier! Whooo! Group hugs biggrin
any excuse to cop a feel :twisted:
Ooooo Sassy! :lickface:
Can we have bi/lesbian and gay emoticons? I will leave the specifics to you imagination!
lol
May i just butt in here.... I'll take you all on... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :twisted:
Quote by Kiss_Me
I'm going away on holiday in a couple of weeks... how will I cope?? :eeek:

Awwwww we dont go away until october, so we're ok!!! cool
But everytime i try to watch tele... i end up in here again!!!! redface
I'm slave to our office!!! And 2 computers.. I ask you!!!! lol
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
How about this one Foxy

Now thats almost the one for me!!!! lol
Quote by Dollyminx
..... and for you foxy.... x

Is this what a munch looks like after a few pints!!!!! lol
Quote by sussexguy
Where's those chocolate covered nipples??

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Oh how cool i like that one!!!