..mind you what Freckles hasn't told us, is that she has the formula for working it back, discovering our real names, addresses and credit card numbers!!!
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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 65
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Quote by NWfreckles
...how the hell did I get to Rumpelstilskin?? :shock:
ermmmm
i thinks your working of a different list aspals.... come on what would your new name really be ?????
Freckles
xx
..sorry Frecks, give me a minute or two, I'm not the brightest bulb in the box..I'll get back to you, when I've conjugated!
Quote by davej
So you thought you would keep it from me did ya!.....Well I've just read it and now your cover is blown. According to the bit I've just read, the average person spends in a lifetime 1.5 million. :shock:
...what you didn't read Dave was it was 1.5 million lira..so you're well in front mate??!!
..er it was lira...wasn't it?...doh..I'm skint...again!
Quote by bluexxx
I think it's most likely to do with other things like age, state of general health, natural aptitude to produce lots (or not), time since last time you came, how much you've been aroused before you cum, level of water content in your body at the time, alcohol consumption, stress levels.... etc etc - delete as appropriate......
How far it goes each time - dunno - isn't that an arousal thing too - maybe not
think you're quite right on all those counts Blue..another factor to remember on the distance front is the health of the prostate..which of course diminishes with age..are you over 45 Prags??!!
Quote by Red(RHG)
Only 5 more full days till the end of my notice is worked (over three weeks) and I am going to skip out of that place!!!!
Worst most unfriendly place I've worked, glad to be back to working from home.
S'my fawts on it fank ya please
Cathy x
...hope you enjoy going back to the home working Cathy...maybe I'll bump into you in Office World lol!
Quote by frosty
hi a sauna me +my partner used 2 go 2 is the pennine sauna in shaw near oldham if thats not 2 far tue evenin +friday day time is 4 mixed it used 2 b ok
...thanks Frosty, Oldham is a bit far, but at least we now know such venues exist! Many thanks for taking the trouble to reply...and if we're ever across in Oldham...watch out!!
Quote by ribblevalleycouple
Most swinging clubs have a sauna and a wet area, there is no pressure to be involved in the swinging side of things, it would be OK just to enjoy the benefits of the sauna and jacuzzi with your partner if that's what you want to do
..many thanks ribblevalleycouple...we have considered the swinging club scene, but always thought there would be expectations placed on us to behave in a certain way, they also only tend to be open in the evening(?) and we have most of our freedom during the daytimes and I know most sauna clubs have felxible opening hours...
...any furhther help from members would be much appreciated..Ta
...I can empathise with your dilemma Jezzay, I'd had a wild old decadent time during my singleton days and never held bck from being open about my sexual predilictions (nothing heavy I hasten to add!!), then when I met the girl who I really fell for..I clammed up like a naughty school boy, probably due to a fear of not wanting to offend or upset her..months later after our relationship had deepened, we were chatting about this and she confessed that she had considered ending the relationship because she thought I was intimidated by her and 'up tight' sexually..so I guess my advice is be true to yourself..what ever you get off on should be shared and open for discussion..maintaining an act is just too exhausting and may not have the desired outcome in any event!!
Good luck hun
Good luck hun
Me and Jayne are interested in the hedonistic lifestyle and would like to explore the erotic side of our relationship..the first step, which we have discussed would be to visit a sauna...does anyone know of a safe venue that would not frown upon a man & his g/f visiting?? The clubs we have seen so far seem exclusively for men looking for fun with the staff...is this typical of 'adult' saunas everywhere?? We just want a relaxed time, without any hassle. Would love to hear from anyone who has experience (as a twosome) of this particularly in Yorkshire/Derbyshire.
Thanks for reading...
A&J
Thanks for reading...
A&J
Quote by JudyTV
There are plenty of home kits available which will give you exactly the same result at no financial cost other than an initial outlay of a few pounds and in complete privacy of your own home.
It isn't all a load of crap :P
Judy
Blimey Judy the thought of being caught in my bathroom, one legged cocked on the sink basin and a rubber tube up my arse, whilst holding a jug of soapy water over me head is just too much to contemplate...my neigbours would probably qualify for a reduction in their council tax!!
Quote by Vix
gordon bennett....i cant belieive this?......78....an now pope?....how long is he gonna last?
(must be amarket in pope funerals) !....
soz.....my point of view !
Alan xxx
The theory is that he's NOT meant to last - they were all pissed off that John Paul II lasted so long. So, short and sweet it's meant to be.
I can't comment, I'm not Catholic and don't really care.
:shock:
hahaha..I'd just made that calculation myself, the Papacy is going to have more lead players than Dr Who over the next few years at this rate!
Could any Catholics enlighten us as to whether there is a good reason for appoiting such an elderly pontiff?? Was it like this prior to JP?
Yes it was like this before.
It's a promotion thing... you have to be Priest, Bishop, Arch Bishop, Cardinal...
Can't be done in a day.
thanks Vix..but they managed to elect a Pope in his 50's last time...must be good for continuity to have some one thats going to hang around for a few years..they can implement policies and have a long term view. Benedict apparantly is a hard liner...I know many Catholics prefer strict boundaries, but wouldnt a younger candidate have been a positive, all embracing signal?? Ironically, a real radical step of electing a black, African Pope was quickly dismissed because African Catholics are the most right wing of the lot!!
Quote by Jags
gordon bennett....i cant belieive this?......78....an now pope?....how long is he gonna last?
(must be amarket in pope funerals) !....
soz.....my point of view !
Alan xxx
The theory is that he's NOT meant to last - they were all pissed off that John Paul II lasted so long. So, short and sweet it's meant to be.
I can't comment, I'm not Catholic and don't really care.
:shock:
hahaha..I'd just made that calculation myself, the Papacy is going to have more lead players than Dr Who over the next few years at this rate!
Could any Catholics enlighten us as to whether there is a good reason for appoiting such an elderly pontiff?? Was it like this prior to JP?
