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The new SH cruise ship
..blimey O'Riley..you wouldn't want that up there would you?!
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Quote by O. K.
...few years back I was seeing a Jehovah's Witness couple, who felt they could reconcile their obvious guilt about enjoying an alt lifestyle by ensuring I was packed off with the latest edition of the Watchtower & Awake in the morning
Bible punching Swingers !!! Now there's a thought : Would like to meet them WOW !!!
...yes they were fun OK, and someone managed to balance their sexual needs with the opportunity to sign up another such as myself...the male actually took little part, just sitting quietly in a corner of the darkened bedroom...be afraid, be VERY AFRAID
Ps..they were Sheffield people..does anyone know if Freckledbird or Sheffieldfun4two are closet JW's..now there's a thought!!
Quote by thewizard01
Hi there,
Inexperienced dogger to longniddy a couple of times but heard about a site at the braids just wondered if anybody had been there and could possibly give me directions.
Thanks a lot
..shame you didnt post 2 weeks ago Wizard..me and my girl were in Edin 2 weeks ago...had some great outdoor fun on a path leading down to Waverly Street station and also in a sauna, had a very grateful audience...we'll be back!!
Quote by Waterpistol
Just an observation by someone who doesn't post on here that often.
Sometimes it seems that threads get locked when they don't need to be ... yes they may be pointless, yes they may be boring to some people ... but surely if you don't want to read it then you can just pass it by.
In my experience of running my own forum, bad threads will just die anyway
Sometimes I see what appears to be no more than power wielding for the sheer sake of it.
Yes I agree, if it's abusive, slanderous, advertising or spam then get rid of .. but locking some of the other stuff is just a restriction on free speech
..couldn't have put it better myself
Hope this isnt a stupid question (would be a change for me!!), but I noticed an ad in the women seeking men section this morning..from a statuesque, almost too good to be true girl in Peterboro. She's a prolific advertiser and I've noticed her lengthy ads before and thought they were a bit on the lary side lol!
In today's ad 'she' even intimated that 'she' knew 'her' ad would be pulled. it has been)..so can a moderator enlighten me?? Is it down to the ad content..or is 'she' just a fake...would love to know...she obviously has some negative history on SH!! Ta
In today's ad 'she' even intimated that 'she' knew 'her' ad would be pulled. it has been)..so can a moderator enlighten me?? Is it down to the ad content..or is 'she' just a fake...would love to know...she obviously has some negative history on SH!! Ta
<-------- Quote by rachel-lane
...having become addicted to the C4 programme, I'd like to know...what would you do if you could get away with being 10 years younger, with the knowledge you have now??...I'd probably have bought shares in La Chambre!!
well since being on hormones. ive been asked for I.D to buy booze two times this year, and it happened four times last year , so does that count ?, and did it make may day when asked? nope ..........it made my year
although i think people in check outs need glasses lucky you Rachel...could you send me your prescription?
Quote by Tania
...having become addicted to the C4 programme, I'd like to know...what would you do if you could get away with being 10 years younger, with the knowledge you have now??...I'd probably have bought shares in La Chambre!!
If I looked 10 years younger I would entice a lot of older men by pretending to be a lot less knowledgeful about life and sex than I really am. Heheheh!
..funny that Tania...I'd probably do the same with older women lol
Quote by RedHot
My wife only did it with two black blokes, but for her the thrill was part of her pregnancy-risk thing... the thought of having to explain why "our" baby was a different colour... turned her on no end during, but just after it worried her.... then with time it got to be a turn on again.... she didn't get pregnant with either, even though for the second she was begging him to get her pregnant (which to be honest worried him a bit!) and had her arse raised on pillows....
Are you serious
: :shock: :shock: :shock: I wonder how any resulting child would have taken to finding out his/her appearance in this world only came about 'cos mummy was turned on by running the risk of a pregnancy with a stranger?
:doh: People never fail to amaze me :undecided:
can't agree more...not only do prehistoric views like this trivialise black folks, but the unfortunate offspring of such a liaison wouldn't exactly grow up with positive role models... :twisted:
T-J
Quote by bonnienclyde
The 'black thing' might get you into bed...but it won't get you breakfast in the morning!
i like your last quote..... can i nick it sometime????
sean xxxxxxxxxx
..you're welcome Sean..and if you ever do get an invite from Bonnie & Clyde..tell em I'll come along to cook it!!
:laughabove:
...and as a bonus I'll even do it in the nuddie, with a pinny on....hope you like black pudding Bonnie!!
Quote by fabio grooverider
The 'black thing' might get you into bed...but it won't get you breakfast in the morning!
i like your last quote..... can i nick it sometime????
sean xxxxxxxxxx
..you're welcome Sean..and if you ever do get an invite from Bonnie & Clyde..tell em I'll come along to cook it!!
Quote by Silk and Big G
Right i know i'm going to get a right b*****ing off all the white guys for saying this but here goes lol
Personally >>I<< find in >>MY EXPERIENCE<< that black guys are more caring lovers than while men, they seem to be more giving and not just after a bj and a shag, so i have to admit i'd sooner meet black guys and theres my reasons lol
you are sooooooooo on my listy now... lol
you don't know how hard it has been for me to keep out of this discussion.. but since i have the body of a greek (althought it is a kebab shop owner) time for 'el lardy' to have my 2p's worth....
i know a lot of people have the "fantasy" of the black cock thing... and i agree with a lot of people that have stated that it may well be the unknown thing.....
but i do hope that anyone who has played with me has done so not because of my cock.. but because of my personality.....
sean xxxxxxxx
Thats an interesting , but slightly surprising answer from you mate . the kebab joke made us giggle , but I never expected that kind of answer from your direction . Its not a cynical question , and there is no wrong or right answer - but since this site is about swinging , and sexual gratification just for its own sake is a perfectly fine thing to seek - are you actually suggesting that you wouldnt be interested at all in indulging a woman sexually in a fantasy to have sex with a black man ? Is the personality thing absolutely essential ?
..have to say I empathise with Sean on this one. I think for a one night stand anything goes, but any kind of meaningful relationship, whether it be a life partner or alt lifestyle one, based solely on the colour of someone's skin, or tit size or whatever, is not going to be a successful one.
The 'black thing' might get you into bed...but it won't get you breakfast in the morning!
Quote by alan1954
I am so pleased to see my posting has been graced with such a response.
Sorry not to have posted a reply before now but I have been down to the local casualty.
Warning to all white guys, DON'T put your dick under the grill to try and turn it black :doh:
...you didnt..did you Alan?? OUCH!!
Quote by BlackStud
The Porn industry has perpetuated this stereotype that all black men have big knobs and are sex-crazed. But what you have to understand is, there is a demand for Interracial porn whether it be Black guys screwing white women or white guys screwing Black or Oriental women. And this demand is NOT coming from Black guys subscribing to these internet sites or renting/buting Interracial DVDs. But rather white middle class guys who are the biggest customers for porn.
..another interesting perspective Blackstud, I've never known black guys that buy into porn, but have to say that's probably cos they do and dont talk about it!! My white mates are always 'joking' about me having a big knob (even tho not many have seen it) and how their wives are always going on about it...this is probably wishful thinking on their part and their girls would be quite the opposite!
Incidentally, you mention the porn industry perpetuating the stereo type..find it ironic that you do it yourself with your nick..think I'm going to change mine to something nice and benign..how's 'Black-rappin-gangsta gonads' sound??
Quote by Ice Pie
Perhaps it's the appeal of the exotic? Black men are in the minority here, so lots of white girls have never had one. Similarly, in Japan, european blokes are all the rage, and the mythology is exactly the same - we're supposedly bigger, more virile etc etc.. I'm sure it's the same thing, they just want something 'different'.
..talking mythology Ice...I also believe there are some historical connations...the mistress/slave sort of thing...the white lady taming the rampant, pussy hungry, black male...crikey I'm making me own mouth water here lol!!
Quote by rachel-lane
Would be interested in hearing some more views from Black Guys on this
Personally I find the idea that inter-racial sex is to be absolutely ridiculous, and the idea that its "forbidden" pretty distasteful
Well Jack I am one of the aforementioned black guys and am happy to add my two penny worth! Have been following the posts with much interest. From my limited encounters with sexy folks on the SH site, I guess that many white girls want to experience the supposed 'prowess' of the black male as its something different..a little bit like guys being fixated by girls with red hair or big nipples or piercings etc.
Porn sites have contributed to this by almost exclusively depicting black guys with 10" cocks, rippling six packs and pert bums..if only reality were like that..I make do with a 3" cock, a belly resembling a Watneys Party Seven and an arse like a blancmange!!
Whilst there is an almost irresistable urge to reply to ads seeking black guys..I've found such encounters can trivialise me, as a human being...I hope I have so much more to offer than just a seal down my trousers! But I guess its whatever floats your boat.
On a really contentious point..a lot of my black friends are too body proud/conscious to the exclusion of developing their minds and think their cocks are all they need to get them a shag..most girls I know tho dont get off on fucking a guy who's admiring his own reflection in the mirror lol!!
as a transsexual i see where you comming from on the porn scene ive seen black dicks doing white chicks and shemale porn wtf its soo wrong makes me sick honestly it dosnt help anyone
..sadly it's looks like that's what makes the money Rachel
Quote by jack_daniels72
Would be interested in hearing some more views from Black Guys on this
Personally I find the idea that inter-racial sex is to be absolutely ridiculous, and the idea that its "forbidden" pretty distasteful
Well Jack I am one of the aforementioned black guys and am happy to add my two penny worth! Have been following the posts with much interest. From my limited encounters with sexy folks on the SH site, I guess that many white girls want to experience the supposed 'prowess' of the black male as its something different..a little bit like guys being fixated by girls with red hair or big nipples or piercings etc.
Porn sites have contributed to this by almost exclusively depicting black guys with 10" cocks, rippling six packs and pert bums..if only reality were like that..I make do with a 3" cock, a belly resembling a Watneys Party Seven and an arse like a blancmange!!
Whilst there is an almost irresistable urge to reply to ads seeking black guys..I've found such encounters can trivialise me, as a human being...I hope I have so much more to offer than just a seal down my trousers! But I guess its whatever floats your boat.
On a really contentious point..a lot of my black friends are too body proud/conscious to the exclusion of developing their minds and think their cocks are all they need to get them a shag..most girls I know tho dont get off on fucking a guy who's admiring his own reflection in the mirror lol!!
)Quote by manofmuchfun
Ok.......I'm trying to see a balance here, so lets give you the benefit of the doubt and you are going to stay here ? ok.......sorry if I called you a tosser, no more than I'd call my son if he was trying to be flash on my hard earnt cash !
shall we drop the text speak ? nobody understands it here ! the flash car dont impress anyone, the girls dont need to be asked if they have been laid latley cos thats none of anyones business ! well not in my opinion , there are older people on here than you an they deserve to be treated with respect.......sometimes we know more than you ! friendship is worth more than a shag mate, but I suspect that will come in time for you,
so......lets call a truce, .........................nope I dont have to be friends with anybody.....but maybe I'm giving the benefit of the doubt an listening to you youngsters !
Have fun ........
just for the record.........I was worse than you , good job age has mellowed me !
well said manofmuchfun...regular peacemaking Kofi Annan you are!!
Quote by sexy-toyboy-4-fun
Hello and welcome :wave2:
OK you haven't made the best of starts but you haven't been offensive to anyone, in fact considering the comments thrown your direction I think you've responded in a reasonable manner.
I would suggest you leave this thread to die, have a read of some of the other topics, and start responding to people on there.
If you think it's important people know what you drive then fair enough.
I have to say, I can't see it's relevancy myself, but each to their own.
Good luck
Can I just point out that whilst people may not like what he's doing regarding his g/f or style of posting, he didn't break the AUP.
Jas
XXX
Thank you
Well said m8, you have recovered well. You didnt get off to a good start, but sometimes I've seen how a clique of negativity develops when a 'new' or 'innocent' poster says something the glitterati don't like...we all have different views, we are a forum made up of individuals ffs, different ideals, backgrounds, ages, education etc..
I would welcome you (or anyone else for that matter) into my house and at least give them a chance. I don't think you got one m8, albeit your original post not being to my taste either, but with the kinder words shown by some more benevolent posters you have moderated your language..hope you find what you're looking for..and keep learning EVERYONE!!
Quote by sartois
Having endured another film of Mr Brosnan and his macho pouting...you just know he's got the smallest penis in the world..!
It's true!!
There is even a website dedicated to it:
hahahaha..I DON'T Believe IT!!
Thanks for that Sartois..someone, somewhere out there has as puerile a mind as mine
Quote by orpheous1
I disagree, i think he is a great bond. However I must admit i was dissapointed when eddie izzard didnt land the role, that would have been a hoot!
..I heard Julian Clary and Graham Norton were in the frame too...at least all of them would have done it with a 'twinkle' in their eye!!
