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Straight Male, 65
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Quote by SXBOY

Libra love and bailiffs need to be fitted in,,quality cast though

..only two fem roles left and I guess neither Libra or Bailiffs want to be Frau Farbissina..so its a toss up for Robin Spitz Swallows! :shock: :shock:
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fcuk it dont want one of them throwing a flounce !!!
..too right!
Quote by SXBOY
Libra love and bailiffs need to be fitted in,,quality cast though

..only two fem roles left and I guess neither Libra or Bailiffs want to be Frau Farbissina..so its a toss up for Robin Spitz Swallows! :shock: :shock:
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Quote by SXBOY
dereks the brains and chris the brawn
they make a great coloured version of mini me out of austin powers !!!!
fcuking quality i am going to write a script today
austin powers and the lisping conservative

...lisping conservative?? Don't they all?? rotflmao
come on then your the casting agent lets have the ( victims !! ) for the film cast
Austin Powers....Me!
Fabio...Mini Me rotflmao
Sxboy...Number Two
Eubanks..The Lisping Conservative
Jags...The Jag
Blonde...Felicity Shagwell
Freckledbird...Vanessa Kensington
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Quote by iwant2makeucum
I agree i have never seen any ads that say (LOOKING FOR WELL HUNG MUST BE A WHITE MAN) is this classed as racist confused:

...there are many (at least half a dozen in the last week)..just do a search in the ads section smile
Quote by SXBOY
dereks the brains and chris the brawn
they make a great coloured version of mini me out of austin powers !!!!
fcuking quality i am going to write a script today
austin powers and the lisping conservative

...lisping conservative?? Don't they all?? rotflmao
Quote by SXBOY
lets go and kidnap chris eubanks our new style guru !
now where did i leave my chaps ?

:laughabove: ..now that would be funny..do you think Derek is Chris Eubanks long lost camp(er) twin??
Quote by SXBOY
have you got the fluffy mule slippers too ?
should one have a folded hanky protruding from the dressing gown top pocket ?

one certainly should, when portraying the role of a fine young dandy (TWAT)!!
lol lol lol
...sun in Manchester? Definately the wrong side of The Pennines Lucifer!
Quote by Mal
AS TITLE WHY DO SINGLE MALES NOT READ THE BLOODY POSTING CORRECT

And why can't you stop shouting and learn correct punctuation and syntax before you start slagging off people you don't know anything about?
Couples! I ask yer!
Mal
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Quote by SXBOY
Oh!
..hey Vix..Derek from Big Brother is my role model...and I wonder why I can't get a bird!!
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so youve got a funky dressing gown too ?
Sxboy...are we neighbours??...you must have been looking through my bathroom window..just got a lovely flowerly one from Poundland!! rotflmao rotflmao
vertical yellow and cambridge blue stripes here
rupert the bear meets dom jolly
OUCH..my eyes hurt!!!
Quote by SXBOY
Oh!
..hey Vix..Derek from Big Brother is my role model...and I wonder why I can't get a bird!!
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so youve got a funky dressing gown too ?
Sxboy...are we neighbours??...you must have been looking through my bathroom window..just got a lovely flowerly one from Poundland!! rotflmao rotflmao
Quote by Vix
Oh! You're black, Alspals?
So you can play basketball, and dance and talk jive and everything?!?
rolleyes
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..hey Vix..Derek from Big Brother is my role model...and I wonder why I can't get a bird!!
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Quote by Ben1978
called racist saying WHITE WOMEN ONLY, that isn't a racist remark.

depends, if it was on a sign hanging over the entrance to a yoga class it could be...
lol lol lol
sorry....
:laughabove:
Quote by Mikehboy19
Wake up man, your living in a real world. No offense to people of a certain ethnic background, but its all double standards. Dont you question white men being sued and sent to jail for however long for being racist? Calling people niggers and such? Yet you walk down a street and see that its ok to call another black person a if you are also black. Again, deal with it, its life. And actually i don't think you would be called racist saying WHITE WOMEN ONLY, that isn't a racist remark.

..disagree with you here Mike, I don't refer to other black people as niggers. To be honest I think this is more to do with familiarity, you can get away with speaking to your friends and family in a certain way, but if a stranger were to do the same it would be offensive..so it follows...if a total (black) stranger were to greet me in the street by calling me ' ' he would get a punch on the nose..nothing to do with double standards.
Quote by Ben1978
paranoid? think you must have typed the wrong name....no paranoia over here.....!
some women want a black guy, some want a white guy, i agree with you...BIGsi talking Bigcrap...
:grin:

..apologises Ben, yes I mistyped the name redface
Quote by SXBOY
Surely the admission from his lawyers that hes not going to have kids sleeping over any more ..is a strange one for someone whos done no wrong ?

..c'mon Sxboy..you expect him to carry on having kids sleepover to prove his innocence?!! :shock: :shock:
Quote by BIGsi
I just somtimes think us young fit white guys get a bum deal (not litterally)

that's crap..the vast majority of ads don't expres any racial preference. I've seen plenty seeking white guys only and I don't get up tight about it..who am I to question folks personal preferences? Lose the paranoia Ben and you might get lucky.
Quote by Ceryndrion
My final words on the situation, before I force myself to get my rear in gear for the day..
The trail was a criminal trail, and therefore the prosecution had to prove beyond any reasonable doubt that he was guilty. The jury said in a press conference that they gave, that they felt that this had not been done.. there were doubts remaining, and that they had no choice but to find him not guilty..
as one of them said.. "he dodged the bullet"

..of course doubts will always remain where a defendant is accused of a particularly sensitive offence, where usually it is their word against their accusers...it must be very difficult for a jury to convict or acquit without a natural feeling of 'what if?', the fact that jurors are voicing their apprehensions post verdict, is based on this emotional response..They have all confirmed that based on the evidence they heard, the right thing to do was return not guilty verdicts...beating themselves up over it now is perhaps their way of subconciously apologising to the accuser..just in case they got it wrong.
Quote by thebutcher28
i am randy as fuck are there any women in the manchester area up for it

...have you considered street corners? The girls you'll find on here probably won't respond favourably to your line in chat up!!
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Quote by redstilletto
no smoke with out fire
cool

..you really believe that Red??
Jacko is as mad as a hatter, the parents were stupid & misguided..the bloke has never grown up and probably didnt have any malicious intent...at least that's what the jury believed...probably the end of him now anyway.
Quote by KitKat
do any single guys ever get laid through the photo adds
Yep, but it is in alpabetical order. Aaron got laid the week before you joined, and abe the week after.
Sorry mate, looks like you missed out. Never mind, soon be your turn again.
now, where is that adrian bloke?
lhk
Kat
hoo, hoo, hoo....looks like Christmas is a comin for me!!!!
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..guess it all depends on the wowfactor of your ad & attributes...loads of blokes advertising=stacks of competition! Unless you've got a 14" appendage like Sxboy or 6 pack stomach then you're unlikely to stand out...sadly for me I have a 2inch willy on a Watneys Party Seven...but boy can I make em laff!!!
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Quote by postie
Personally, if I was a female and got a reply from you, my friend, I wouldn't reply for the very simple reason that your spelling is atrocious and you have no concept of punctuation. Which makes your sentances almost impossible to comprehend. In all of your replies, aa, you haven't used a single full stop or comma. Unless a lass has asked for someone who is not too well educated, then why should they pick you from hundreds of others? Just advice for you, take it or leave it....

..er Postie..folks in glass houses springs to mind!!
lol lol lol lol
Quote by lucyuktv2
Sorry but I HAD to share this!
computers have gotten hottter over the years, requiring more fans...blah techy blah....
my computer has a fan on the side of the case blowing directly out of the middle is lots of warm air.
WHY IS THIS GOOD LUCY?! you ask,
Red wine!!! place a bottle next to PC, and soon enough it is perfect to drink, just like in a pub. alternatively you could use the "blowhole" on top of a case biggrin
not that you are all alcies tied to your computers of course....
bet you mac geeks without fans are jealous! lol

:laughabove: :laughabove: :beer: ...what are you like Lucy?!
Quote by MikeNorth

...funny thing Rabbit, I love accents and was intrigued by hers...the dialects in yorkshire are so pronounced you could almost name the street in huddersfield she lived in!!
lol

She comes from Skelmanthorpe, a village about halfway between Huddersfield and Barnsley...but then you knew that, didn't you alspals! lol
... :doh: ...I'm a poor, simple Sheffield boy!!
Quote by Rabbit69
Ok ppl heres the thing,
I have this thing about an accent, i think its Yorkshire but not sure. A perfect example of it is that girl lesley from Big brother! I just love the accent so much i could sit and listen to her talk all day! so anyone shed any light on where it is from>? It is soooooooo sexy!

...funny thing Rabbit, I love accents and was intrigued by hers...the dialects in yorkshire are so pronounced you could almost name the street in huddersfield she lived in!!
lol
Quote by sexybbwnw
Thanks Lucy, I thought it was sussed then, but the bit with the downloaded songs in is under the Source column in itunes so it's not like a separate folder. Now what? Do you know? Appreciate your help! Saving my sanity is becoming my top priority...

confused confused confused ....maybe better to pm Lucy??
Quote by SXBOY
nothing like a nice quiet modest slow starter

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..tread very carefully. Buy The Ethical Slut...fantastic book that's almost a step by step guide to swinging and dealing with sexual jealousy.
Good luck m8
Hi Sean..have been missing your posts..sorry to hear things haven't been so good for you...hope you're feeling a lot more chipper now!
Al
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