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Over 90 days ago
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Quote by dangel
when we first met my wife was slim and watched her weight,
after 7 years of marriage, she has grown quite fat
Am I justified in giving her an ultimatum to get back into shape?
dangel no offence but what about your shape are you adonis???
If you want to concern yourself with her weight, it should be about her health not her appearance, and ultimatums are for politicians invading poorer countries not vunerable spouses.
This has to be some kind of joke right, or do men like this actually exist???
I was in my early teens out on the grass playing football. A group of girls around the same age being girls, giggling whispering... next to us on the the grass.
I did this sliding tackle, and a moment later the laughs and giggles of the girls stopped abruptly. I got up facing the girls and they were all staring at my lower extremities. As I looked down from the tackle my trousers had ripped all the way from the bottom to my belt and every inch of my manhood was on display to this group of girls, I think it scarred them for life. Well for me it encouraged girls at school to join me behind the bike sheds
I did this sliding tackle, and a moment later the laughs and giggles of the girls stopped abruptly. I got up facing the girls and they were all staring at my lower extremities. As I looked down from the tackle my trousers had ripped all the way from the bottom to my belt and every inch of my manhood was on display to this group of girls, I think it scarred them for life. Well for me it encouraged girls at school to join me behind the bike sheds
:69: :hump: :spit:
Quote by DreamerHelen
KitKat made me think of this (trust KitKat!!) but I was wondering a few things.......Firstly, how do men stand next to each other and go to the Loo together? Isn't that really embarrassing?
Secondly, how why do women always go to the Loo together and talk whilst they're peeing?
And Thirdly, does anyone else have the same problem as me, I can't go to the Loo when someone else is around....particularly if it is a lover (like in a hotel room or something).....it just feels too weird
Theirs something very primitive about a hoard of men basically pissing together, its an interesting sensation, for me no its not embarrasing at all, you notice (I do it myself) when most men enter this pissing arena mojority hold there stomachs in, puff up hold there chin up and grunt at one another like stags, but not so loud.
As for lovers the same thing without the animal impressions, in the beginning it was odd but as time passed it became normal even expected.
About an hour ago I got my first reply from a couple, I wrote to them some time ago.
I was absolutely surprised.
In my rush to get the ball rolling I wrote a reply letter there was nothing wrong with the letter it was short and sweet.
But as soon as I sent it I realised that the pc I was using at the time is my mates and his name went off with the e-mail (outlook express) so therefore my name is on the letter but when seen on the inbox its another different guys name! FFS!
I guess I won't ever hear from them again for in there eyes I have been branded as a FAKE!!!! the damage has been done...
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: S**T S**T S**T!!! :fuckinghell: :taz: :fuckinghell:
I was absolutely surprised.
In my rush to get the ball rolling I wrote a reply letter there was nothing wrong with the letter it was short and sweet.
But as soon as I sent it I realised that the pc I was using at the time is my mates and his name went off with the e-mail (outlook express) so therefore my name is on the letter but when seen on the inbox its another different guys name! FFS!
I guess I won't ever hear from them again for in there eyes I have been branded as a FAKE!!!! the damage has been done...
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: S**T S**T S**T!!! :fuckinghell: :taz: :fuckinghell:
Quote by ukkeith
You know as I rush head long in to my dotage there are things that I could never get my head around. Like take my balls for instance, what in the world did the good lord think when he put them on the out side of my body and then slipping them in to a flimsy little skin bag and then slinging the between my legs, make any sense to you? Now take my body at 64 it is begging to fall apart, ok so you say you just have to grow old gracefully how the hell can you when head still thinks I am 21. ukkeith
One of the reason why the testicles are where they are is because that area reaches the right temperature for sperm to be produced.
Quote by flapjackboy
Some chav jokes now...
What do you call a chav in a box?
Innit.
What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet?
Sorted.
What do you call a chav in a big metal box with a lock on it?
Safe.
What do you call a chavette in a white tracksuit?
The bride.
What do you call an eskimo chav?
Innuinnit.
What do you call a chav in a suit?
The defendant.
What have a slinky and a chav got in common?
Neither are of any practical use, but it's fun to watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
What's the difference between a chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
2 chavs in a car with no music, who's driving?
The police.
Nice
Quote by manofmuchfun
ya all beat me to it ! its a fine art of bondage thats intricate and pretty ! about sums it !
It's very very pretty & worth while, I hope you get back into it manofmuchfun.
If anyones interested:
it would be easier if you google it, but if you wish and your e-mail is advertised I'd take the time to e-mail you one or two pics from my collection that I've picked up over time.
Sorry I can't send you any from my private collection its an agreement with the partners(personal use) Iam sure you understand.
FFS.....took me ages to do all the stuff on her ! coulda had ten shags in that time .....!
anyway...we parted so its in the past !
I completely understand it's very time consuming
Quote by awol
you do learn new things every day....
from the website above I found this "tutorial"
it's interesting but I'm still not sure if it's for me.. I'd love to try it though
Ananga, question: is this for males and females? All the pics I've seen only show women tied up and no I'm not asking to be tied up hehe (not yet anyway!! :shock: ) just curious
Hi awol,
How can I answer your question in a simple short way, Iam not a historian but I’ll try:
Around 1467 in Japan a form of torture was created called “joshu†roughly translated it means Female Prisoner, but the bondage techniques here had a very gruesome purpose, it was used in the brutal and sadistic torture of Female Prisoner by cutting off limbs noses ears etc and subsequent death of the woman usually with the aid of a Samurai sword.
During the Edo period the execution and punishment of women became public in which the prisoner would be binded and lead through the streets to deter a particular crime. The Japanese author of the time Takigawa Masajiro noted women criminals aroused the perverted interests among the male on-lookers. The purpose of public disgracing was to deter ordinary folks from committing crimes by indicating the consequence, as well as to humiliate the criminals to the maximum.
By 1742 new laws (punishments) came about amongst many being:
Whip (mutchiuchi)
Pressing stone (ishidaki)
Rope (ebizeme)
Hung by rope (tsurizeme)
Many of these techniques are still used in main stream bondage today.
As time passed the punishments started to become theatrical or a display which clearly lead its way into main stream contemporary Bondage.
From what I know specifically about Nawashiberi is it may be descended from or is linked to a form of combat used by a clan of Ninja to subdue and immobilize the opponent with the aid of rope/ropes.
But to answer your question, it is obvious that these forms of bondage had begun life with women in mind.
Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
WTF: please elaborate
Look there gem x
Thanks miz I'd not heard of that one but :? it doesn't rock my boat :shock:
Doesnt float my boat either sweetie. :?
Thats ok you either love it or hate it, everyone to their own.
You have to be into bondage obviously to even contemplate Nawashibari, plus the website above is rather vague :?
Quote by manofmuchfun
ya all beat me to it ! its a fine art of bondage thats intricate and pretty ! about sums it !
It's very very pretty & worth while, I hope you get back into it manofmuchfun.
If anyones interested:
it would be easier if you google it, but if you wish and your e-mail is advertised I'd take the time to e-mail you one or two pics from my collection that I've picked up over time.
Sorry I can't send you any from my private collection its an agreement with the partners(personal use) Iam sure you understand.
Quote by manofmuchfun
twas part of my scene !
Was part of your scene, what happend got fed up, or needed something more or you found something better???
I've been into Nawashibari on and off for a few years, since my late teens, its not easy to find a partner that excepts such a method, but Iam still very far from letting it go.
And I thought I was alone here when it came to Nawashibari, just now I read a topic and I saw the word Nawashibari casually used.
If you practice this (like myself) or curious let me know for we’ll definitely have something in common, and I’d love to have a friendly chat with people as yourselves .
If you practice this (like myself) or curious let me know for we’ll definitely have something in common, and I’d love to have a friendly chat with people as yourselves .
Quote by Wilki
Ive been a member of this forum for quite a while now, and i must admit, watched and read, more than contributed.
So why are you here? and what do you expect and want?
Iam here for the sex I'd be a liar if I said otherwise, but common sense dictates that a single male in the swingers world has a short lifespan, they either become frustrated and run off cursing or become accepted into the club so to speak.
Therefore my expectations are low (not for the lack of trying) so Iam simply here to have a laugh and chat with people who have a similar lifestyle to my own, and if sex does happen it's a bonus, but Iam not holding my breath.
But I would like to be accepted into a group of swingers, but only time can bring that around, trust has to be built they have to like me thats usually useful and all that, as they say Rome was not built in a day.
well thats enough honesty from me Iam hitting the sack.
Good night people and take care
