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12 Jan 2006

Sat in a pub beer garden one day the missus spies a youth sitting on the wing of our little sportscar. She legs it across the lawn shouting "Get your arse off our fucking car" only to find the bewildered youth sitting calmly on the top of a concrete bollard casually minding his own business. Our party, as you can imagine, disowned her instantly.
To say she is a tad feisty is an understatement..!
rolleyes

rolleyes

12 Jan 2006

Well we think that you shouldn't be too concerned how long your purple bar is.
We're far more upset that us new to the forum types can't have gifs for our avatars
:taz:

12 Jan 2006

Quote by couple_4_fun
playin a game wit sum of our friends online its song that are linked to acts of a sexual nature in films ie unchained melody...demi moore and patrick dunno how t spell his surname lol in ghost or tom cruise and nicole kidman boshing away t show me heaven ... any body got any would be much abliged x

hows about Queen, "who wants to live forever" in the not particularly raunchy sex scene in "Highlander"

12 Jan 2006

oooooooooo there's nice

12 Jan 2006

Quote by DaytimePlayboy
Did that guy ever find his cat??? :silly:

well if he did he chose not to share his good fortune with us did he..?
AND after all that sound advice..!!

12 Jan 2006

Shall we consider this post "hi-jacked"..??

12 Jan 2006

weird..only posted it once
perhaps "big brother" was impressed too...?

12 Jan 2006

well what can i say...?
(too big to be here twice)

12 Jan 2006

well what can i say...?

12 Jan 2006

and i think it tops out there..(unless anyone knows better)
It would help if Mr Hodgson and chosen something other than a 999 to try jumping with.

12 Jan 2006

Quote by Rich_and_dee
Now I dont quite know how to explain this but here goes............i keep hearing noises like im receiving an IM or something. Am i doing something wrong?

Is this generally or only when you're using the computer...?

12 Jan 2006

if my memory is correct you can have free membership and have an ad.
The problem is that you can't reply to anyone who answers your ad, can only see profile photos and you can't use the forum / chatroom.
If you post a url or email content in your ad that gets removed by big brother.
So basically the free membership route is a tad limited...!!
I guess there are a lot of ads in here from "free members" who can't reply to your e-mail.
They could simply be ignoring you of course.
lol

lol

12 Jan 2006

Quote by garyishere
so i guess thats a no to south wales then

ohhh..i think you'll find that there are plenty of us lurking in the shadows Gary..!!

11 Jan 2006

Quote by BiWelshMinx
stick to the everyday tasks of flirting and insulting the MCB:

MCB, not an abbreviation i'm familiar with other than "minature circuit breaker" and that can't possibly be correct.
Please put me out of my misery.?
Nope :P
Minx x x
ha..too late, i've been enlightened biggrin

biggrin

11 Jan 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
stick to the everyday tasks of flirting and insulting the MCB:

MCB, not an abbreviation i'm familiar with other than "minature circuit breaker" and that can't possibly be correct.
Please put me out of my misery.?

11 Jan 2006

Quote by BiWelshMinx

Shhhhhhh
Once upon a time in Swinging Land came a swinger called Kingway who left us a little miffed by his post >>>>>

phredd

<<<< there were swingers who thought the post could have been a secret code or >>>>>
the ramblings of a madman.
In reality, of course, the poor guy had not only to contend with the loss of his cat (which don't forget was his best friend) but also the following:
(i) his lost dinner
(ii) his lack of swinging partner
(iii) a huge ribbing from his post in LMU
c'mon people...give him a chance
Do I look like a man??
loon

loon

:P
Minx x x
erm...most definately not Minx..!!
are you trying to tell us that you're kingway in disguise or summat..?
or did you miss this bit..?
"Once upon a time in Swinging Land came a swinger called Kingway who left us a little miffed by his post, there were swingers who thought the post could have been a secret code or the ramblings of a madman"

11 Jan 2006

Quote by BiWelshMinx

Shhhhhhh
Once upon a time in Swinging Land came a swinger called Kingway who left us a little miffed by his post >>>>>

phredd

<<<< there were swingers who thought the post could have been a secret code or >>>>>
the ramblings of a madman.
In reality, of course, the poor guy had not only to contend with the loss of his cat (which don't forget was his best friend) but also the following:
(i) his lost dinner
(ii) his lack of swinging partner
(iii) a huge ribbing from his post in LMU
c'mon people...give him a chance

11 Jan 2006

Quote by BiWelshMinx
hi all my cat is missing it was my best friend is there a lady who could make me better
we could go swinging when i find the cat i had it for my tea last night i was cooking

confused

:

dunno

could this be the ramblings of a cheap bottle of plonk :?:
There's your answer! :P

rotflmao

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Minx x x
now c'mon..you're just making up your own story now..!!

11 Jan 2006

Quote by kingway
hi all my cat is missing it was my best friend is there a lady who could make me better
we could go swinging when i find the cat it had my tea last night i was cooking

c'mon...spill the beans. This is a secret code innit...?

10 Jan 2006

We really don't understand the question, we didn't realise there was an option to specify times in the advert.
Either way we tend to look for the same thing 24/7

9 Jan 2006

Breathe please...!

9 Jan 2006

aye..nowt wrong with a swift one to banish those Monday blues
cheers
drinkies

drinkies

8 Jan 2006

Quote by gingerminge38
It's great opening gambit..

just popping my "being a pedantic twat" head on
All gambits are opening moves and a gambit involves a strategic sacrifice or concession.... :jagsatwork:
now..what were you saying about pussies...? :thumbup:

8 Jan 2006

Quote by lel7
Is there only me that has a mouse! :cry:

we too have fluffy balls..you are not alone in gunk and tweezers

8 Jan 2006

Quote by wmb04u
The location is South wales and will hopefully be an Engagement party with a difference.

Sounds to us like an Engagement Party with a hell of a difference..!!
wave

wave

8 Jan 2006

Quote by Sarah
One of them requested 'panda sex'
Now we've not heard of this, can some one enlighten us please

Dunno...but if it means that you end up with 2 black eyes i'd suggest that you give it a miss..!

8 Jan 2006

Quote by ladysteph
Consider yourself promoted to Chief Constalbble

tried it once but couldn't get used to the underwear..!
Im sure I could have found you something more suitable......... lol

lol

aahhh, but would it have been regulation uniform..? Would hate to have had a surprise inspection and been found to be wearing tights instead of the obligatory suzzies..!

8 Jan 2006

Quote by ladysteph
Consider yourself promoted to Chief Constalbble

tried it once but couldn't get used to the underwear..!

8 Jan 2006

Quote by ladysteph
but I do think the 'safety cameras' are in most cases no more than revenue collectors.............Steph

well of course...why site them near schools or on difficult roads when you can hide them behind a bridge abutment..?
or, without the venom,
how about placing them where unsuitable speed is lethal instead of just where many speed.?
s'only a thought

8 Jan 2006

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