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banlwales
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 61
Straight Female, 61
0 miles · Caerphilly

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Quote by easyease
got my sarcy head on.... lol

Surely that's allowed...it is Monday after all..!!
Anyway...doesn't swapping heads contravene the AUP...?
Quote by Snesh
Am I being harsh? Opinions please! smile

erm....a little bit..!
I think the answer to a lot of chatroom / forums / messenger annoyances is Tolerance.
How many times have we all answered a thread etc with a witty response that has died on its feet and upset someone? You can't use body language and tone of voice and every reader can interpet the text their own way.
Even if you post a serious thread or make a totally innocent remark there will be someone who sees it as a "look at me" post.
Yes, people don't read ads properly.
Yes, people "blanket bomb" in the hope of a lucky strike.
Yes, people seem to deliberately antagonize other posters.
Yes, my favourite, people can't write, spell, or punctuate properly.
Like Steph says, the delete key is your friend.
Assume everyone has good intentions and move on. Don't enter into protracted debates 'cos they always go off on a tangent and end up locked.
This is of course only our opinion..!!
Have a pleasant weekend.
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Well our schedule works like this:
Ben online most of the day and SH lurking on his desktop somewhere.
Ben online early evening with Liz peering over shoulder.
Then we're rarely online mid to late evening 'cos there's other things to do.
I guess everyone has their own schedules to cope with.
Is there anyone in South Wales who doesn't know what goes on in the *********** car-park..? It's famous and, as stated, one of the top five in Wales. Depending on your preference ************ Mountain is also a lunch-time haunt. If we're lucky perhaps we'll see Mr David up there too...??
It's interesting that they managed to find a resident up there AND a Christian one to boot..!!
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Quote by soundtrack1986
Hi, I'm 19 m straight and a student and pretty new here. From Glasgow
Just saying hi and hope to meet some fun people here. smile

:welcome:
A word of advice.
If any of your posts are contrary to the "acceptable use policy" (AUP) you'll get shouted at.
Do whatever you want, sickness, depravity and tastelessness are all positively encouraged.
HOWEVER.....
Never, ever, ever, use poor grammar or bad punctuation..!
Oh, and the mis-spelling of "discreet" is now officially a hanging offence.
Dont forget to enjoy yourself too.
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(I don't think I can get my tongue any further into my cheek btw)
Quote by blonde
So I should be entitled to a round the world trip !!
Off to ring the travel agents and get the bill sent to the 4 Tops lol
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Congratulations on your first hundred drinkies

Oh no...it was a very weird system, awards at 100, 1000 and 10000.
The 1000 was a fish supper and no-one ever reached 10000.
Damn..! That's 101 now..!
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In accordance with the unwritten rules of Internet Forums we would like to draw attention to the fact that this is our 100th post.
Being newbies here, we are unsure of the nature of the award scheme that operates within this particular forum.
For our 100th post, the last forum we attended treated us to an all expenses paid trip to the Carribean, snorkel included.
We trust that something similar will be arranged on SH..?
Failing that, how about a weekend in MIK69's shed..?
Oh, and I think it's our round in the virtual bar.
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Quote by constance
Is it me, am I the only one to find this type of topic discussed on a swingers site?

Quote by 34fun
i think constance was trying to say she found this post distasteful.

Quote by constance
Yes you understood me.

Thanks for clearing that up...we switch our ESP off on Fridays
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Quote by DaytimePlayboy
Can we are there is something and if but we complained... lol

Well, that's a pretty sound argument but I think you'll find that it is not contradictory to the AUP and is therefore suitable for publication.
However, we couldn't help noticing that your Hovercraft is, indeed, full of eels.
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Quote by constance
Is it me, am I the only one to find this type of topic discussed on a swingers site?

It's interesting to note that this post has been edited.
What on earth did it say before..?
Can we have the rest of your thoughts please, Constance..??
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Quote by blonde
OMG ......... I cant believe I am admitting this .............. but I saw his post on a thread and wanted to nick his signature ........... coz it reminds me of me too

Well I'd rather you didn't.
You can have it if and when we leave ok..?
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erm...Free-ish, as long as you don't want to contact or chat to anyone.
It's very disappointing that the payment pages have been working for weeks but the old home page remains, telling us all how free and charitable the site is.
You'd have the thought that the home page would have had a big news release..!
sad :(
Quote by DaytimePlayboy
Your computer death thing scares me.... :shock:

I think it's a result of an evening spent in the chatrooms.
Quote by MrLickingham
......which makes my current GF come like a train..

Forgive the hi-jack but has anyone ever thought what a wholly inappropriate metaphor this is..? especially applied to the female..?
Unless you girls know better of course..!!
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Quote by DaytimePlayboy
Thatlittle tart told me the same thing.. rolleyes I had to leave the jumping when I hit the bus and the sick old lady popped up.. :shock:

Funnily enough the sick old lady is looking nicer all the time...i think i need a lie down.
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Quote by DaytimePlayboy
My bike jumps over busses...

Mine languishes in the garage covered in dust.
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Did you click on the link above? It's fun.... wink
Already been there..!!!
Quote by DaytimePlayboy
Too right.. I'm afraid to go in there. Someone gets their tits out and suddenly theres more tossing than a salad shop... rolleyes

Is there..?
I just give 'em the odd click and then go eeeeeeek..!
It's rude to stare isn't it..?
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Suppose if they have them on a cam, then staring is expected. Maybe a comment nice cock is in order.. :undecided:
Steady on now, i'm trying to eat my lunch..!
Quote by DaytimePlayboy
My bike jumps over busses...

Mine languishes in the garage covered in dust.
sad
Quote by DaytimePlayboy
Too right.. I'm afraid to go in there. Someone gets their tits out and suddenly theres more tossing than a salad shop... rolleyes

Is there..?
I just give 'em the odd click and then go eeeeeeek..!
It's rude to stare isn't it..?
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Quote by DaytimePlayboy
its very hard as a single male to meet people

It isn't plain sailing being a couple either.
Stop griping, get your head down, and put the effort in, etc. etc.
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Or get your head up and whack it off.. Job done.. :wanker:
Surely that's what the chatroom is for...?
Never seen so many knobs in one room, it's like a misguided bukakke session..!!
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Quote by onebadman1978
its very hard as a single male to meet people

It isn't plain sailing being a couple either.
Stop griping, get your head down, and put the effort in, etc. etc.
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Quote by freckledbird
Is that anything like someone coming over your tits? lol

Well it'd be a first for me but hey...never say never..!!
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Quote by fem_4_taboo
you guys this isnt even funny, have you read his ad????

Well you've gotta admit...it's a cracker..!!
Makes me come over all goose pimply.
:P
Even google has drawn a blank.
Though I've found some lovely houses for sale that have got one..!!
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Hang on...that was nearly a hi-jack...totally forgot to answer the question.
I dunno what I'd do without the internet.
I'd certainly watch a lot more TV.
It's bleeding marvelous.
Please don't let them take it away, pleeeeeeese.
:shock:
oooooo you sound just like me.
Though i'm buying at the well known auction site not selling.
However...that's where the similarity ends. If the choice was leaping off a cliff onto a spike or putting Oasis on in the background I'd be sitting there in casualty every time.
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Nice ad Parcher..!
you're gonna have your hands full today dealing with your mailbox..!!
Good Luck.
well I'll be the first one to say it was probably "pining for the fjords"
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