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bonnienclyde
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Male, 53
0 miles · Doncaster

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Bullying on a name calling level can be tough to deal with. If someone just says hey knobhead then thats one thing but some people have the uncanny knack of finding what hurts a person and using it. I can say this with a certain amount of sureness as I actually know of someone broke his own nose after listening to jibes about it's size for years, he actually slammed it against a door edge with that much force.
Kids and more so teens can be very sensitive about they look, after all image is evertyhing at that age and for someone to take the time to hurt someone for the way they look, well quite simply they are a bully.
We have done this and yes you can feel the other guy, sort of, you feel all his movements that would be a better way of putting it. It's very horny feeling the other guy inside your woman.
Bonnie has also had the pleasure of two cocks in her pussy and she loved that and if I'm honest I thought it was pretty damn good to.
Hi all, we were just wondering if anyone knows of a little lane in Newington, Nottinghamshire if you were coming from Doncaster. I dont want to be specific as to any landmarks for obvious reasons. Reason I ask is we thought it would be an ideal place for evening or even possibly even daytime fun. We have been known to have a quickie up there during the day much to the surprise of our passenger..lol. We have driven up that way on a couple of occasions at night but haven't ventured up the lane as we still have very limited experience and it is a very dark secluded place and appears to be one way in and out so we hope you appreciate our apprehension and being a bit cautious.
Anyway if you know where we mean and know if the place is used or not, or indeed if you use it yourself please let us know and you never know we may bump into each other sometime.
All the best... Bonnie and Clyde
Hi all, we have not visited this site for quite a while but signed in today to see what we have been missing.
Just a little question though, is the site going to remain a free membership site ? The reason for asking is I had a look on our home page and at the top it says "Your membership level - Premium member - membership expires - 07/12/2006". Or is it a case of having to re-register after this date.
All the best... B&C
Hi all, been a while so hope we find you all well, Bonnie and I would probably be interested in us Yorkshire folk getting our heads together and coming up with some good safe places. We are not hardened by any stretch of the imagination but we do like the idea of watching other couples, not sure if we would get to involved but we are safe, clean and trustworthy. biggrin So are there any ideas yet ?
B&C
Thanks for all your help all, the problem seems to have resolved itself after all that.
Marmalaid the way I eliminated a regional problem was when I rang blueyonder the 6th time I think they told me the previous advisor had given me wrong info and admitted probably because he could not be bothered..... hmmmmm.
Once again thankyou all... B&C
Hi all, I'm currently using blue yonder broadband, or trying to, but I seem to have a problem. On Monday my send light on my modem( the webstar one) went out so I cant stay online I get a limited connectivity message and I cant get a valid ip address. They have given me multiple excuses, spyware problem, firewall problem, windows fault and a regional problem, all of which I think I have eliminated. I have reformatted my c: drive and reinstalled windows and now when I try to install my blueyonder it tells me they cant allocate me a valid ip address so installing fails. I'm connected via usb if that helps. Worrying/annoying thing is everything they tell me seems to be my pc fault. I have managed to connect using a dial up con. and they can get a valid ip address so this is driving me mad.
An engineer is supposed to be coming out on Monday after 9 phone calls but I would like to be armed with some info if anyone can offer any.
Quote by i69
we didint wanna be in a hurry, this is her first

Quote by i69
5 or 6 we could've easilly accomadated, have done before

No offence mate but that seems a bit of a contradiction.
Why did I find myself thinking about the village people. :shock:

My appologies to the countless village people fans. You know who you are lol
I think I may go for a little lie down now :lol:
I suppose it may be the thinking that years ago when sailors were at sea for months on end the primal urges could take over, so at the next port of call many sailors would go looking for lady friends hence the saying "a girl in every port"
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middle class liberals with nothing better to do than go "ahh, poor thing", The revolution is coming, and im gonna be near the front

They say a liberal is just a tory who hasn't been mugged yet, oh and do you mind if I push in next to you when said revolution comes.
Well we have obviously been pretty lucky, found a cash and carry about 15 mins away that sells a few bits and they all seem to be at trade prices, I would say they are at least half the price of anywhere else not a huge selection no clothes but we found what we needed at the time. :twisted:
The way we found out about SH was when I was looking for golf info and googled a players name and up came SH think the connection must have been "swing"
This may have been done in fact probably has. Bonnie and I have had a male friend who we have had fun with who to be honest with you I'm not to comfortable with anymore in a sexual situation , and Bonnie agrees. Thing is he is a close friend to start with so I trusted him entirely and that is the problem... kind of.
If we were to seek another male friend I know I would find it very difficult on a trust basis, so I was wondering if anyone had advice to give. Do you just get a feeling for someone if you meet them. I understand most genuine males would have no problem if we met and nothing happened on a first meet but I'm wondering what people on SH look for on a meet.
Daft thing about this is if something were to happen on an accidental dogging scenario I would probably be more comfortable as it would be more a chance encounter and less of a social challenge aswell, none of the your place or mine kind of thing. Oh and that isn't an invite lol
This probably sounds as if we are not sure about the lifestyle but that is not the case as I said at the beginning of the post we have had some good fun times with our male friend with no real problems. Anyways I hope you understand what I mean and appologies for the long post.
We are from round that way and well read for yourself lol http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/48912.html
Hi, this is only an opinion..but thats what you want. You have been in a relationship for 10 years and know how your partner feels regards these things I'm sure, I dont feel like it's just an interactive movie because it's live and all party's I assume will be seeking some sort of sexual satisfaction from the experience so I think it's a little more than that. Personally and I stress personally I feel there would be a betrayal of trust and that I know from experience can be very hurtfull to a loved one.
Please dont view this as a judgement I assure you it is not and I am in no position to judge anybody, it really is just an opinion. smile
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Yes get Venus and her paint balling gun, and show ex the red card!

Red card wont work. But in my dreams I do see the colour red.
Mmmm...wonder what that means? rolleyes evil mad
You're not colourblind? confused
Eh ? think I've got a bit lost there.
Thought about just editing the original post but didn' want to look like just a bump. Honestly it's not wink We are really nice people... honestly, and I dare anyone to say otherwise lol .
Its got to be fair and square, reason being if its played right everyone will end up all horny and naked whether they are winning or losing and if not .. then resort to cheating :twisted:
A friend just sent me these, apparently they were things actually said in American courts and the court reporters took them down word for word. Not sure whether he got them from a book so if I'm treading on anybodys toes I do appologise I just think there funny and wanted to share them. smile
Q: Are you sexually active?
A: No, I just lie there.
__________________________________
Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July 15th.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
______________________________________
Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
_____________________________________
Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget? Can you give us an example of something that you've
forgotten?
_____________________________________
Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.
____________________________________
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up
that
morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
______________________________________
Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the
occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.
______________________________________
Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he
doesn't know about it until the next morning?
A: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
___________________________________
Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
_____________________________________
Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
______________________________________
Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
______________________________________
Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
______________________________________
Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
______________________________________
Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?
______________________________________
Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice
which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
______________________________________
Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
______________________________________
Q: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.
______________________________________
Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
______________________________________
Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
______________________________________
Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the
autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law
somewhere
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Are we talking about large Elton John type pink Sunglasses?

Well they are a nice size and they are pink and well I suppose you could have them on your eyes for a real close up. lol
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I cured mrs davej of that by taking the toffees outa the glove box.....what aint there she can't get out :smug:

Blimey at one time I was scared to open the glovebox and it wasn't for the fear of tofees falling out, thank god it's got a lock on it.
There must be a name for it..... when we are in the car Bonnie just cant help herself she's got to get em out :shock: , we know what I'm talking about. The other day we went for a walk in a country park she gets em out on the way there, and while we were walking around, we are on our way home, she gets em out we have something to eat then set off to the coast, she gets em out. On the way home... well you probably can guess. Her excuse is she's probably making someones day somewhere, bless her she's all heart.
Hi all, feel a bit cheeky considering we haven't posted for a while and first time we do it's to ask for help but we are still lurking and there will be an update on that soon...
I could do with formatting my c drive/hard drive but not exactly sure how to do it. I'm currently running windows xp and do have an xp disk to reinstall it but dont want to start and end up with no pc access. I believe if I just put disk in and reinstall it that just writes over the old one as ive tried this but all my old stuff is still there. I've been told after reinstall to click start then run type cmd then in the black box ipconfig to get me back online so that's ok its everything leading up to that.
My reason for wanting to do this is I am running slow I have no viruses worms or anything else interfering so I just think its all the crap I've got on pc and a fresh start may resolve this so any help would be much appreciated. smile
I eat my pizza with my left hand, you see my right hand adopts a defensive position with a fork... nobody touches my pizza lol