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brightongoblin
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 56

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Quote by pwdr
so brightongoblin, what success have you had round here ? maybe you can point me in the direction of a willing lady lol

Sorry, data protection act prevents me from diclosing any information !
All I can tell you is if you think doggin is an easy way to get a lay, your wrong...better off going to one of the cattle markets in brighton on a friday night!
However, if your looking for sex with almost strangers in an inviroment you may get caught in, or indeed an arranged session with a female or a cpl, then the best suggestion I can make is ease off a bit, talk to others on the forum, have a laugh and a joke and hey presto, you may get lucky.
Belive me, single willing doggin women dont grow on trees this way, so be prepared for a long wait.
Speaking of product placement, I got them on special next month !!!! lol...
Is it me, or or you stalking me BB?? :sparring:
Very informative ! thanks....
So it would seem that the wrappers do not protect the condom from long term exposure to heat (as in a wallet in your pocket) and hence they may be unsafe to use.
Well , i guess i should 1) get a move on and use the darn thing or 2) hope they stop selling them in 3's and do packs of 1 !!!!
I think the upshot of all this is if you want to be safe, ensure your condom is used, but carry your own, dont expect others to. and Yes, its down to trust, if you dont trust the other party to have looked after the condom they want you to use, DONT use it, say goodbye !!
Quote by pwdr
Hi all, well its my 2nd day on here and i am at bursting point redface . My sacks are full and need to be emptied into a women. CAN any one help confused: (no i will not wank as its such a waste)
I am in sussex. am 39 tall fit and can last hours lol biggrin

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Bloody hell mate !... if your this bad after just 2 days, when you do eventually find a willing female you wont have time to even unzip.......better get the persil ready for the clean up !!
But surely you wouldnt have the condom in direct contact with the wallet !
I know one thing, if i ever saw a condom pulled unwrapped from anywhere, it would never go anywhere near me !
Now having said this, I do wonder if any research has been put into the suitabilty of the wrapper?
Quote by Dawn_Mids
What dunno

It was (it seems a failed attempt) at humour, trying to make a suggestion as to where to take his dog, and what to do when there.
I guess next time I should either
1) ingnor a new user and hope someone else helps out (not happened yet on this thread)
2) Cut and paste the standard response to this type of post, ie: post lots and get to know everyone. (not happened yet on this thread)
I make an unreserved apology to anyone that took offence to my wit, and will of course edit my last post upon request.
Paul
Hi there and welcome
Take a left past the phone box, carry on for 1/2 mile then right at the Feathers Public house. Take the second left then first right, go through the gate (remember to close it after you) and hey presto...a great big field which fido will love to run around !!
I suggest when you arrive, let fido off the lead and settle down under the oak tree with a good book. Fido will let you know when to make your move (he'll stop running around and lay near you)
Hope thats of help, please do come back and let us know how it goes.
Regards Paul
Quote by Silk and Big G
Where ya gonna find a cherry on this site FFS ?? :shock:

Awww, come on, there is always some newbie guy offering his cherry to one of you wonderful gurls !!
well, looking, I for one would recomend you meet up with Kinki, and if you do....pretty please can I have an invite ???
ermmmm, I think Sarge is pretty close, but I think his prediction should be refined a little...England win 4-0, but one is a gift from our friends across the water lol
My guess is ...more of the same, England just scrape a win...sven pleased 'we got the result, thats all that matters' and all the fans left feeling flat !
one wonders if rooney will give beckham a slap if he misses again ???
I've lost count of the number of near misses I seen over the years. Been driving 20 years now, and only 1 accident....2 days after i passed test , gone midnight on a country road here in sussex....took a corner to fast and parked up in a field ontop of the fence!! Worst bit was, my mate and I had only just 'pulled' and all four had to walk home.
Shortly after that, whilst working as a courier, i was coming of the M23 to the M25 west, and in a que of traffic, passed a pancaked car under a big rig....laid out on the road were 3 black body bags.....that expereiance done it for me...I dont care if others say i drive like a grandad, at least I am not in that bag !
On a lighter point.....just because you flick on an indicator 2 milliseconds before you want to pull out, it DOES NOT mean you can go, you still have to check if its clear. If only drivers chill out a little.....
and dont even get my going about cyclists and red lights......... mad
Quote by Welsh
Hi
I went to the Wenault in caerphilly last night at for the 1st time to see what was happening and the police came in. I shot off as I did not know what they could have me for, there was no action just a couple of guys waiting.
Is there anything the police can actually do you for when you are just sitting there late at night?
I would be interested to learn if it is just a scam to try and move people on
Look forward to hearing from you

Erm, sorry to point this out, but by your own admission, you clearly DID NOT know where and when to go !!!
Welcome back kinkiminx
Dont worry too much, its been bloody cold and bloody wet for a while now !!
Good to see you back, at least I know your real ! biggrin
I couldnt belive it when I saw this post. I thought I was , well, a little strange with my fantasy of being tied to a tree blindfolded and ceeling all those strangers hands !! Never thought about doing it mind you, as already mentioned, could get a bit risky, not to mention maybe offending someone !
Quote by Kinkiminx
unfortunately i have no one to take me out to do anything like that at the moment.... maybe sometime soon...

Well, what can I say Kinki, i guess you had loads of offers, but since we do kinda know each other (the shy one from a while back !) maybe we should get together and work on a plan to satisfy us both !!
Paul
first tip i would give,... is DONT go mob handed...
If you were in a car alone and 3 or 4 guys arrived in 1 car and came over, would you hang around ?
Thats asuming ofcourse your all guys !
second tip, get to know others here, they will point you in the right direction, but dont expect that to happen overnight.
And third...tell people about yourself, use the profile
Best of luck
paul
Quote by simon.r
lucky one of the doggers had a lump hammer and smashed the lock.

MMM, is that not criminal damage? not sure, no leagal eagle here, but willfully causing damage to property would seem to be slightly at odds with lawfull activity
Quote by jomu
How exciting.
Carry this to its conclusion, how do I know the condom the couple brought with them hasn't been "doctored" with something ?...

Good question..answer... you dont.
Quote by jomu
As for "not shagging someone without a condom"....you need to get a life....most of the "layby action" brigade shag bareback.....please don't say they don't....I've been doing this for several decades and most of the action, even now, is bareback....

What can I say..cos I wont have full sex with a stranger,without a condom, I need to get a life? each to thier own i guess.
Quote by jomu
What you really need, to put things in perspective, is to go along to the local gum clinic and get tested.....that'll put the fear of god into you....and you'll be pissing boiling water for a day...

Excactly the reason I do always carry them and wont play with out.
All in all, this whole thread just confirms what we all know, high rewards carry high risks, and I reckon its down to us all to do what we can to protect each others safety, not just by having useable condoms, but trouble spot reports and of course, not naming sites.
Interesting though, not one post to really defend not having condoms !!
I can quite understand making doggers use your condoms, and of course thats your right, and any sane guy aint gona refuse. However, I still think its only right that us guys carry our own and make sure they are useable.
As to cost, no, I am sure that is not the issue. As far as not wanting the misses to find out...well, its not to easy to hide any one of the many infections that could be picked up. Also, if the guy thinks he will get hell for carrying some condoms, just think what he'll get for going dogging in the first place !!
Not having condoms incase the misses finds out is just such a lame excuse.
wow, I am more than a little confused by this thread.
I thought 'swinging' was the act of enjoying mutal sexual activites outside of the constriants of a relationship. That seems to be confirmed by this sites very own definition.
If this is the case, then even a guy out for a quick shag is a swinger?
As has been said in this very thread, its all to do with attitude....in my humble opinon, a guy is only a swinger if he has the desire to both give and receive pleasure..ie mutal enjoyment.
Still, i am only a humble male, so what do I know?
Hi there and welcome
There are plenty of genuine couples out there for you to play with. Just keep chatting , let them know your area, and if in doubt, a quick phone call will confirm.
If you come across a couple who are not willing to talk on phone, then in my experiance, they are not the real deal, so just forget them and move on.
I know how mad it can get you to spend time sorting something only to find out its a guy ur talking to who trys to pretend !, like they think they will get away with it !!
Best of luck
Paul
Not many replies from single guys.....but although I know plenty who dont go prepared.....I REALLY can not understand anyone who really takes so many risks.
Condoms are not expensive, they are easy to get hold of , small and descrete and can save your life!!
Maybe guys think the chance of a full on session is so small its not worth buying some, I dont know, but I do know that even I wouldnt shag the best looking most sexy young lady with out a condom if i had just bumped into her 10 mins earler in a car park.
My advice is .. Dont go dogging with out condoms, and if you meet someone with out them point them in the direction of a chemist !
paul
Hi Gurl, we meet again !!
Already sent them a PM after the last set of posts, suggested they may get more help if they actually told us a bit about themselves and what they were looking for, as we all know, different locations are better for differerent themes !!
Offer still stands hotnjuicy, we all like to help here, but you gota give us a chance !
Paul
or maybe...just maybe... they are all single guys looking for females. That kinda rules out the need to reply i reckon !!
Hi all
Well, after a failed atempt on Thursday, my propsed partner failed to turn up !, I am once again on the hunt !
I have recently spent quite some time waiting and hoping, but to no avail, so am looking for some kind of arranged meet. I am a st8 m, so looking for fem involment, watching or partaking, up to you, so please guys, unless u part of a cpl, this ones not for you !
So, any fems or cpls in the sussex area, (i dont mind travel) interested, pkease PM me.
Thanks, Paul