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21 Jul 2006

Quote by Zeddies
I think a lot of people are confused to what my job is as I'm often refered to as a 'Mother'.
No idea why........

Hope not mother superior :haha:
It's usually along the lines of "YOU MOTHER!"
Obviously they see me as the caring side of the security industry.....

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21 Jul 2006

I think a lot of people are confused to what my job is as I'm often refered to as a 'Mother'.
No idea why........ wink

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15 Jul 2006

Quote by winchwench
What did you fire the cannon at winch wench??
As for me playing rugby takes up a lot of my time either playing, training or going to gym, but I'm trying to get into watersports snowboarding as well but struggling to find the time.

Just into the sea......but any more excitement and I may have wet meself anyway! Certainly the most exciting/unusual thing i've ever done on a monday afternoon! Beats daytime telly anyday! wink

Fancy joining my re-enactment group? We're thinking of getting a canon.

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2 May 2006

Quote by flidais-media
PS When we decide to 'take' one of the 'straight' guys, we'll think of you if we need any help :twisted:

Form an orderly queue behind me please! innocent

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2 May 2006

Quote by RickyandMaria
The guys always seem to make a big effort to please you the first time (of course it's got be two way) then get lazy.......... just have to do what you do Shireen and just meet once
Mariax

Can't say I've ever done anything like that - to me the fun is seeing what we can all do the second time around!

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28 Apr 2006

Quote by Shaz_n_Tony

If i was single then I wouldn't have no problem at all with dating a female :twisted:
And as i'm married at the moment WE wouldn't have no problem at all dating a female
This is something we have talked about and had a little bit of experience in for a short time, we would both be very happy for a female to be part of our relationship as long as we both understood our marriage would always come first if you know what i meen
Shaz xx

Strangely enough we have both talked about this on a number of occasions
If the right bi female turned up and one we would feel comfortable around we would be happy to have a relationship with her but as you say as long as our relationship came first. Think it would feel quite natural having someone else with us.
Wouldn't it be great, we would be quite happy to go sleep at night with 3 in our bed :twisted:
shaz x
It would be great provided two of them aren't snorers! :shock:

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25 Apr 2006

Quote by dambuster
Will the Knights who say Niii be there ?

In the world of UK re-enactment, if you can't quote that film it's generally accepted you're not trying hard enough.... lol

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25 Apr 2006

I shall be fighting at Kelmarsh and Hastings. duel

'Tis fun being a Norman. Something to do with winning all the time...... :twisted:

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24 Apr 2006

Quote by flidais-media
The aubergines pics are pretty entertaining too but we didn't want to make anyone's eyes water :lol: :lol:

Shouldn't you use Opal Fruits for that? :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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22 Apr 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
We will not be broadcasting HLB porn!!!!!!!

I wish you'd told me that before I sold tickets....... :taz: :twisted:

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15 Apr 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
pmsl
That always makes me chuckle.
I think they must be watching to much porn and actually believe that gay women come on here purely looking to put on a performance for straight men

Blonde, a lesbian couple I know got sick and tired to guys asking if they could have a threesome or if they could watch them. Now when a guy asks for a threesome, they reply "Only if we can shag you up the arse with an unlubed strap-on"
The guy usually walks away in shock!
Sassy makes a note :twisted:
It works best on University Rugby player types who think that they are irresistible to women. :twisted:

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15 Apr 2006

Quote by blonde
There are aliens. One of the nastier ones has eaten part of my Easter egg! :shock:

Nope I think you'll find that was Sam rolleyes

I told you that in confidence
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
:fuckinghell: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:

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15 Apr 2006

Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
pmsl
That always makes me chuckle.
I think they must be watching to much porn and actually believe that gay women come on here purely looking to put on a performance for straight men

Blonde, a lesbian couple I know got sick and tired to guys asking if they could have a threesome or if they could watch them. Now when a guy asks for a threesome, they reply "Only if we can shag you up the arse with an unlubed strap-on"
The guy usually walks away in shock!

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15 Apr 2006

There are aliens. One of the nastier ones has eaten part of my Easter egg! :shock:

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13 Apr 2006

I'll go with what's been said - I used to organise parties, but stopped after I kept getting people promising to come and then never turning up - it also wasn't helpful that a week after a party, a couple of guys (one of whom had been invited originally) turne up on my doorstep asking if there was a party that day!
Some rules can of course help, I'd go with what's been suggested and add:
Get a load of condoms/lube from your local Health Practice/GUM clinic. These are free and they won't put it on your medical record that you asked for them.
Explain to those invited that it's them, and not them and half-a-dozen of their mates, that are invited.
Find somewhere to lock valuables away, even if it's a spare room - I once found a couple going through my re-enactment gear at one of my parties. :shock:

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11 Apr 2006

Quote by PoloLady
I think it was in the chatroom I was talking about this...
To sum-up what swinging is to me in one word - I chose 'liberation'.
Swinging has changed my life and I do feel totally liberated. I could not give that up or pack that feeling back into a closet for anyone. I know I can only express how I feel right now - and who knows what tomorrow brings and all that... but I have been in the situation where I have had to choose. More than once in fact - starting this thread and reading the replies so far has reminded me of some choices I have made in the past.

I would agree with that, although I don't see a conflict with my faith, I also know a couple up here who attend Mass each sunday but are also swingers.
Since I came out as bi (nearly ten years ago) I have felt more at ease with myself and I have been more at ease in Swingers clubs and parties than I have at other places in my life - oddly enough I can feel totally out of place at a gay or predominantly straight club, but totally relaxed at a swingers club, although that might have something to do with the stigma that some gay and straight people attach to bi people.

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8 Apr 2006

Wayne, if you're part of a couple, why are your ads in Men Seeking Women and Men Seeling Couples?
Also, if someone has harrassed you on here, why not report them to admin and have them deal with it?

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8 Apr 2006

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8 Apr 2006

Quote by meat2pleaseu
TBH i don't think her rant will make any difference. there's now a generation who's only ambition is to be the same as evertone else, have the same clothes, gadgets, hair, this, that and the other. as long as it's the latest thing & can be bought they want it (but many don't want to work to get it though ). I find the whole idea of 'Trendy' sad and pathetic
A quick walk down any town centre will demonstrate a total lack of imagination as you're swamped by a wave of leisuresuited, cheap gold hoop earringed chavettes who think it's oh so cool to 'be famous' (talent is optional). there roll models are fake plastic clothes horses who's image is photoshopped to death before release, so giving them a near unacheivable image to worship.

:worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship:
Dude, you rawk!
It is now so sad to see that individualism is seen as something 'bad'. Even the so-called Goth culture has gone the same way - all dressed the same, thinking the same and being the same. Individual opinions are not allowed!
At University recently I had a huge argument in the Union with some of the younger students who were bleating on about The Beatles. According to them, that was the height of rebellious behaviour. They all parrotted this idea, yet not one of them had anything to back up what they said. What it boiled down to was that they had all heard someone say that this was the most rebellious act in history and, rather than think for themselves, they all repeated it.
And it's the same with the idea of how they should look - all have to look 100% the same, individuality being akin to a major sin.

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7 Apr 2006

Quote by R n M
The number of people contracting HIV and AIDS in the UK is actually decreasing. You are probably being confused by the fact that many people already infected in third world countries are coming here for treatment and a better life expetancy.

I'm not being confused by anything. When I did Outreach, the number of young people who were HIV positive was way too much and it is increasing. As BiWelshMinx says, there are a lot of people who haven't been tested, largely because they take the somewhat unbelievably stupid point of view that it "Won't hapen to them".
I've also yet to meet people from third world countries coming here for treatement for HIV. Whilst there may be some, when statistics are taken, one of the things taken into account is where the person is from.

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7 Apr 2006

Quote by Geordiecpl2001
Can bird flu be cured with a dose of ...........Parakeetamol??
John & Shel

Maybe a cock or two would help! :twisted:

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7 Apr 2006

Quote by blonde
I cant judge a condom cus I havent used one in over 10 years. Me and Mrs Tweeky have no need for them, we have both also been tested for STD's due to some medical tests we had done. If we were to swing a with a woman or couple a condom would be almost like a new experience to me.
A bit sperate from the main topic but a few things I heard on TV, please correct me if I am wrong. You stand a 100-1 chance or less of catching HIV from an infected person during vaginal sex. HIV spreads much more easily via anal sex (hence the gay attatchemnt to HIV). Swinging is bigger and more accepted in scandanavia, Scandanavians consider people from the UK to be too paranoid of STD's.
Those are random quotes from my brain which connect back to tv shows.
Mr Tweeky

Mr Tweeky ............. soz babe .............. but thats bollox !
If HIV and AIDS is a gay thing, tell that to the straight people who have it !
This subject makes my blood boil !!! ................ If you swing use a condom ....... dont be an idiot and think it wont happen to you !
Stepping off the soap box !!! soz soz soz
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Agree with Sam. HIV is just as likely to spread through vaginal sex as it is through anal sex. There is no 'gay attachment' to HIV: In Africa, where the majority of HIV cases are, it's seen as a disease that only affects Heterosexuals. Gay and Bi people are, in my experience, more likely to use condoms - a lot of gay porn reflects this attitude.
The number of people in the UK who are HIV positive is increasing at an alarming rate. It is most common amongst heterosexuals. Whilst it has shown a recurrence amongst LGB people, it is nowhere near as bad as it is amongst Heterosexuals.
If you are going to have sex with someone who is not your partner, then use a condom. HIV aside, there are myriad of other unpleasant diseases out there - gonorrhea, syphillis and Hepatitis C (which is also life-threatening).

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6 Apr 2006

Quote by hisandhers
I just want to send a huge hug
to all you single peeps out there

And I'm sending you one back!

assionkiss: :passionkiss:

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6 Apr 2006

Quote by PoloLady
Mmmm Deja Vou ???
Is this thread a parrott?
Is this Kill Swinging day............

It could be mid-term paper deadline week though confused

Mine's on Archaeology type stuff. :P

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6 Apr 2006

Lik everyone else has said, I use them. It would suicide in this day and age to go without them. Sadly, now that I'm a mature student, I meet young people (18 - 21 year olds) who don't see them as necessary and I have had a very heated argument with a woman at Uni who started spouting bullshit about the risk of HiV/AIDS - she seemed to think the risks were too small, until I started quoting the various reports I saw when I did Outreach work.
And has also been said, it's not just up to the man - the woman can (and should) say yes to using them!

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30 Mar 2006

Quote by PoloLady

btw does anyone know if you can have sex in an MX-5? I know you can in a Trooper

You can have sex in a shopping trolley if you so wish - doesn't mean it will be comfortable or any good for that matter - but it can be done!
Although it's generally considered a good idea to finish your shopping first.

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30 Mar 2006

Quote by PoloLady
Many ladies just don't tell you what they really want......and some don't seem to realise that most men need a period of recovery between bouts.....the 'porn film' scenario of endlessly shagging studs have the benefit of editing!

:shock: :shock: :shock:
Never!
Really!
You mean it is not how real sex is?
rolleyes

You know, I'd wondered why it was my cheesy chat up lines didn't work. Now I know. :roll:

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20 Mar 2006

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If all someone needs to clone a number is to have the number - why bother asking for your number - why not just make numbers up????? They are bound to strike lucky.

Why not just phone them up and ask for thier number?
But surely if you phone someone that means you've already got their number?

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20 Mar 2006

On another site there was a couple who contacted me asking if I wanted to fly over for the weekend - we sort of lost touch after I asked if they would pay my air fare!

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12 Mar 2006

I'm with Fabio and Bows on this one. If I don't get on with both partners then it can feel uncomfortable. I also tlak to both - you can never have too many new friends!

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