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byron
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 53
0 miles · Falkirk
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Master of Sex
our male m8 said 'cos I have to live with her thats why' lol this bloke had nicked their photos of another site, cheeky sod, needless to say he disapeared
I've had that happen - a couple I used to know (they moved away sadly
) arranged to meet a bloke who had used pics of me (and I'm no oil painting unless we're talking surrealist art!). They also invited me along.It was fun. :twisted:
Master of Sex
Judy, you're not alone on this one - a couple of times i've got talking (via messaging) to people on here who then decide (usually after a request for pics) to stop sending emails.
Now, if they don't like the look of me, then a polite no thanks after all that messaging would seem polite, but the worrying thing is, most of them have commented nicely on my pics.
Now, if they don't like the look of me, then a polite no thanks after all that messaging would seem polite, but the worrying thing is, most of them have commented nicely on my pics.
Master of Sex
Quote by BiWelshMinx
Snowed in in South Wales
About 5 inches of the white stuff fell overnight, so the kids are outside dressed like Nanook of the North and having a right old time
Minx x x
Snow is all very beautiful and romantic until you remember that you have to trudge down to the shops for fresh milk.
Master of Sex
Quote by hisandhers
wheres the sun?Its bitter here & trying to snow :cry:
On the up side though I'm a true sun sea person. Roll on the summer
It was really weird here today: The sun was blazing in the sky, yet there were flurries of snow and it was bitterly cold!
So I stayed inside!
Master of Sex
Quote by firelizard
I’m scared to go into a chat room now in case they are on cam!!!!!! Can you imagine it!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
OMG don’t let me imagine it!!! :scared:
Umm, is that the right question to be asking? I can happily imagine it.....
Master of Sex
After closing time on the battlements of Stirling Castle
In a changing room at M&S
A multi-storey car park - we kept on having to look out for people coming to collect their cars!
In the woods near me (quite frequently!)
On a golf course (twice!)
Caerlaverock Castle
And in the offices of a female steward at Edinburgh Castle!
In a changing room at M&S
A multi-storey car park - we kept on having to look out for people coming to collect their cars!
In the woods near me (quite frequently!)
On a golf course (twice!)
Caerlaverock Castle
And in the offices of a female steward at Edinburgh Castle!
Master of Sex
I used to work with a guy who shagged around behind his wife's back - he did so frequently (especially when she was expecting their first child) yet called his wife a slag for shagging one guy.
I stopped talking to him in any context that didn't involve work - I couldn't bring myself to be civil to him as his attitude made my fists clench.
Personally, if someone is getting a lot of sex, then yes I am envious, but I'm not into labelling someone for it - if they're having that much fun, then good for them
I stopped talking to him in any context that didn't involve work - I couldn't bring myself to be civil to him as his attitude made my fists clench.
Personally, if someone is getting a lot of sex, then yes I am envious, but I'm not into labelling someone for it - if they're having that much fun, then good for them
Master of Sex
Quote by niceandgentle
I'll check that interesting. At least i'm not just the only one up at this time of the morning.
No,you're not the only one.
It has been on Channel 4 TV a couple of a very thought provoking film.
Annabel is a very likeable,intelligent turns out she is not quite as comfortable with it all as she first claims.
She does end up in pain having so many not a turn on at all.
A key scene is when she watches her record getting broken by another porn anything but the jolly bang its no doubt edited all very tense and mechanical and Chong walks out on it.
It seems a pointless and empty experience for all concerned.
I've seen it as well - I got the feeling that for a lot of the film, she was trying (without much conviction) to justify what she did. She doesn't, of course, need justification, but from where I was sitting it looked like she felt she did.
The whole ganbang thing is pretty surreal - the guys were fluffed by other female porn stars, but only got about 5 mins to actually fuck Chong. They then had to go and jack themselves off if they wanted to cum. It looks really bizarre to watch - the guys are all lined up jacking themselves off before they fuck her, but then go off to wank themselves off in a corner afterwards. It all looks bizarrely clinical.
At the end of the documentary, Chong tells her mother what it is she does for a living, another weird bit. Despite having done the whole gangbang thing and having a career in porn, she somehow neglected to tell her parents.
All in all, a somewhat bizarre and depressing film.
Master of Sex
Quote by yuugiri
I I haven't even mentioned the scary ass Clowns !!!
Does this make me weak??
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry
Clowns are scary: Even as a kid I found them bloody creepy.
That and that strange house near where we lived - it had been abandoned for years and even the local hard nuts would walk an extra half a mile to go round it rather than past it late at night...
Master of Sex
Quote by PoloLady
Threads/posts for the pit:
1 - You have a PM :thumbup: (well fluck me is that what that red flashing "New Mail" is for)
2 - Cock size ladies?????? what do you prefer twiglet or elephants trunk ( I actually prefer the ones not attached to morons)
3 - Single guys are..... (available to shag - so stop flucking moaning!)
4 - I get no replies (tough luck)
5 - I get crap PM's (ain't life a bitch! - at least you're getting some, the poor sod below you in the pit didn't get any and they spammed fucking 100's of people)
6 - Men don't read our ad properly (they don't read instructions when assembling furniture either - they only look at the pictures, so why should your ad be any different!)
7 - I can't get my partner to do X, Y, Z (Your partner - your problem)
8 - I don't fit your criteria ( Well why the fluck did you feel I needed to waste 5 seconds of my life reading that?)
9 - It's the Mods fault ( yeah yeah, they are the creators of the universe so must be held accountable for everything! Including the fact that X number of years ago your mother didn't just say "not tonight dear")
10 - Where is the ?????? thread (you lazy blastard - you just want some flucker esle to go and find the link because you can't be arsed to do a search FFS)
That should do for now
11. "I haven't told my partner I've registered myself on a swingers site, so why haven't all you ladies jumped into bed with me?"
Master of Sex
Quote by westerross
I detest the Da Vinci Code - it is plagiaristic claptrap. Far better to read Michael Baigent et al's The Holy blood and the Holy Grail - far more entertaining and informative. I see Michael Baigent is suing Dan Brown - quite right too. Funny thing is they have the same publisher
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I read and dismissed Holy Bloodyears ago - it hasn't actually got anything factual in it and it can't substantiate one word of what it claims. It also doesn't help that the 'Priory of Sion" didn't exist until the 1950's.........
Also, if what Baigent is claiming is true, then he actually hasn't got grounds to sue Brown: if what Baigent claims is factually correct, then he is merely reciting historical fact. Otherwise all he can sue Brown on is using his poorly researched material.
I look forward to the court case - it'll be good to see if Baigent finally admits he's been talking rubbish all these years.
(nb, these are my opinion based upon my study of history and not a dig at anyone on here)
Master of Sex
Quote by Jas-Tim
The Gemmel books are truly fantastic though and worth a read at any time.
Jas
XXX
I dunno about you, but I've felt that a lot of Gemmell's stuff has become really similar. I also can't get my head around his strange ideas - the fighting in his book is too silly and why on earth does he have this strange belief that if you wear a woollen shirt it somehow makes you an more honest person?
From my other tastes - Bernard Cornwell still is one of the best, although he could pay a bit more attention to historical facts. Terry Pratchett still has what it takes and Ian Rankin is possibly the finest writer living in the UK.
However, Martin Cruz Smith is still the best as far as I'm concerned - Gorky Parkwas an instant classic and the Arkady Renko series has developed brilliantly.
Master of Sex
Quote by JudyTV
or how about : I sent you a pm, you didn't reply, you are a fucking whore.
*sigh*
and some muppet wants me to hand over my mobile number? I think not.
xx
Oh that one's my fave too - ya know....
QuickShagBrigade PM: "Hiya, loved ur profile, fancy meeting up for a shag tomoz before me Mrs gets home? "
Dark: "Erm, thankyou for your lovely message but as you're new here and I dont know you I'm afraid I'm not interested" (or words to that effect :twisted:
)QuickShagBrigade PM: " You really think you're something dont you, you filthy slag , i only messaged you cos i was desperate "
Dark: "Well thankyou for your quick response sweetie, I'm sorry I couldnt help you. Hope you find what you're looking for on here." (sommat like that anyway
)or even:
unwanted pm hi gorgeous, you are just what i am looking for, text me on and we can meet up tomorrow
WBB thanks for the pm, am not looking for meets right now though, good luck
unwanted pm you fat slag, no wonder you have to go on the internet to get sex, i wouldn't have gone near you anyway.
WBB fine
unwanted pm why do you keep sending me messages, stop bothering me!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
More please. I'm cutting and pasting these replies and storing them because I can use all of them, I am learning so much here. :P
I have started a new folder in MS Word and named it RTWFMA = Replies to wankers from my ads.
Jude
Judy, have one of mine:
DaftPM: Hi I'm new here
Me: Nice to hear, what is it you want?
DaftPM: Dunno, I'm new to this.
Master of Sex
Quote by fabio grooverider
Guys - you're missing my fact is that single guys often moan about how couples don't respond to their advances. The point I'm trying to make is that even when we do we get let down so often that it's does make us very sceptical about anything that people say.
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and i think what the guys are saying is that it doesn't just happen to couples........
I am a single guy and have had it happen to me a few times... it is demoralising at the time but the best thing to do is just to accept it however annoying it is.. and move on...
The good meets will always outweigh the bad... maybe it is just a sign that you may just need to take a little bit more time sussing out people before you meet them....
hopefully meet you both at a munch sometime
sean xxxxxxxxxx
Tobias, I'm with Fabio on this. A few weeks ago, I arranged to meet a couple. They wanted him to watch her with 5 guys. On the night, I was the only one who turned up.
That was not, however, the end of the evening. We went back to their place and had lots of fun together. Since then, we've regularly repeated this. We all know that there are people who are timewasters - I think it's as much a part of the swinging scene as anything else. In my time I've arranged to meet people who haven't shown, or left a message saying that they can't make it or phoned at the last minute to say that they can't come. And as Fabio says, it is demoralizing. But I just moved on.
The genuine ones are the ones that you will meet up with - another time that I arranged to meet a couple, I travelled halfway around Scotland to meet them. I waited in a pub for three hours. They never showed. But they did email me an apology and met with me at the weekend - this time, they travelled to meet me and we had a really great time of it.
:therethere: :kiss:
Master of Sex
Quote by Dawn_Mids
hi would you like to be trained by me i will till you what to do if you like sex this could be
the one for you have you been let down the master would like to see you
:rotflmao: :rotflmao:Sorry but that just makes me laugh my head off
Laugh? It nearly left me comma-tose! (sorry)
Master of Sex
Quote by wolseleyplumb
Although they speak English their behaviour is foriegn. Look at the way they treat prisoners of war!
What like herding them into Concentration camps (the Boer War), starving and slaughtering them (1745 Jacobite Rebellion), refusing food to a starving population (Ireland, the potato famine) transporting them across the world to be worked to death (the Luddites, the survivors of Peterloo) or using gas on them (Persia, 1921) like we British have done?
