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byron
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 53
0 miles · Falkirk
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Master of Sex
I had a reply to my ad a couple of days ago that said
"I am a straight single male and I live with my girlfriend. I don't usually do sex with men except when she is holding out and is pissed off with me for no reason. I don't want her to know that I have an inclination to fuck a TV as she isn't into anything kinky so discretion is important. I have always had a liking for guys who dress up as women so if you can accommodate then I finish early on Fridays so we could get it on as long as I am back for my tea at By the way I don't take anal as I am not bi but I am willing to have a go at giving it"
:banghead: :banghead: :banghead: Purely out of interest Judy, but what was your reply?
Master of Sex
Quote by squirtee
2 x 4 :shock:
Never mind ... there's always the pool table
If you're going to dance on the pool table, you can have the music of your choice!
Yup 2 x 4 - the manager thought that it was an extravagance as well :shock: If you danced on it and so much as put a foot onto the area that wasn't part of the dancefloor, you could thrown out of the pub.
The pub has since changed hands. Can't think why.
Master of Sex
Quote by squirtee
Right then BB over lets get some serious drinking done........More rock peeps please with a bottle of dry white wine
You have the choice: Meatloaf or Iron Maiden?
Meatloaf or Iron Maiden ... what a choice
It's Friday night for goodness sake .. lets get our dancing shoes on ... any good dance tunes on the jukebox ????
Iron Maiden and Meatload are good dancing tunes.
:smackbottom: :smackbottom:Yeah ... ok .... if you're a head banger lol
What would you prefer?
Master of Sex
Quote by squirtee
Right then BB over lets get some serious drinking done........More rock peeps please with a bottle of dry white wine
You have the choice: Meatloaf or Iron Maiden?
Meatloaf or Iron Maiden ... what a choice
It's Friday night for goodness sake .. lets get our dancing shoes on ... any good dance tunes on the jukebox ????
Iron Maiden and Meatload are good dancing tunes.
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: Master of Sex
Quote by the_Laird
Dawnie is drooling over her laptop and licking the screen :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:
Ewwww Dawnie!
Minx x x
What???
Try it Minx :rascal:
I'm only in this thread to have another look :giggle:
And there's me thinking you liked me.... :cry:
Minx x x
Oh ok, I'll lick your avatar while I'm here then :rascal:
:D 
Minx x x
Never mind the feckin' self appreciation society!!!!
GET YER HELMETS OUT FFS!!!!!
I've got me helmet pic, am trying to work out how I post it here - do I post it to my photos and copy and paste or what?
Master of Sex
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
I'm jealous!! Gonna have plenty 2moz I hope!!! :giggle:
Im certainly going to have plenty of something tomorrow night, and it wont be water, honest! Just hope I dont regret it on Sunday morning
Two vodkas and I'm giggling, three and Im drunk, four and Im unconscious I supose you could say Im a cheap night out really.You could try a night out with me - I don't drink, so it's soft drinks only PLUS you automatically have someone to drive you home! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Although I may have to learn to drive first.
Master of Sex
Quote by Velvet Lips
Hi Guys
Just wanted to share something with you in the hope I'll feel better and maybe pick up some good advice.
For months now, I've been suffering from what feels like bullying from my manager. It has got to the point where I feel sick every time he me or calls me. I finally plucked up the courage to report him to HR this morning and they have arranged to have both myself and the manager in separately but now I'm worrying that this will all back fire on me, the head of the department is good friends with him but I couldn't go on like this, I was still shaking for hours after the last conversation I had.
Has anyone ever been in this postion either on the receiving end or in an official capicity?
I would love some wise words x
I suffered like you have for a long time. I'm a security guard and have had people in the different stores that I've worked in think that this gives them the right to treat me like shit. I have had reports put in against me for:
Saying good morning
Opening a door for a female member of staff
Having a member of the staff's drunken boyfriend threaten me and when I responded I got a verbal warning...
The list goes on - it was basically the worst kind of pettiness, the things that were used as complaints weren't even complaints, just people looking for petty ways to get at someone. I ended up sick with worry and doubting myself - what had I said or done (I found out later that my 'crime' was that I'm part-time student. Apparently this means I'm getting above myself)
So I joined a Union. Many people may mock them, but they have the power and the right to ensure that you receive fair treatment. Less than a month after I had joined, a female member of staff who had treated me like shit from the moment I arrived started giving me hassle, including getting male friends to phone the store to speak to me and say how they would be waiting for me when I finished work. On this particular occasion she decided that she cold swear and threaten me, but when I told her to leave me the fuck alone, it was sexual harrassment. So I was summoned to the Manager's office, where he was practically rubbing his hands with glee. When he had told what I was there for, he then launched into a tirade against me. I just took out my mobile phone and phoned my Union rep.
She arrived with twenty minutes. Within half-an-hour of her getting there, the managers was apologsing profusely, the female member of staff was claiming it was all a joke.....
My best advice to you is to get a Union. They are on your side and will fight your corner.
Master of Sex
Quote by Lissa
I must admit that I wanted to learn how to ride a bike and was going to until I got kncked off twice during the first lesson.
Mind you, Lissa's pics are making me want to start again! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Byron, my dear.................go for it
There is nothing quite like the freedom of a bike :D
It's even better than sex.................sometimes
I have a shitty job and a guy who does the same shitty job as me says there's nothing like letting rip with a huge throbbing machine at the end of the day.
He also recommends riding motorbikes. :twisted:
:D :D :D
He's quite right..................and you have some of the best biking roads in Britain up your way :wink:
We do?
Master of Sex
Quote by Lissa
I must admit that I wanted to learn how to ride a bike and was going to until I got kncked off twice during the first lesson.
Mind you, Lissa's pics are making me want to start again! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Byron, my dear.................go for it
There is nothing quite like the freedom of a bike :D
It's even better than sex.................sometimes
I have a shitty job and a guy who does the same shitty job as me says there's nothing like letting rip with a huge throbbing machine at the end of the day.
He also recommends riding motorbikes. :twisted:
