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celestria
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 53
Straight Male, 53
UK

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Quote by mistress_sassy
:rascal: :rascal: I am more than happy to encourage you and dirtygirlie anytime! wink
rolleyes You didn'y mean that kind of encourgaement did you! lol
Sounds like we three have a sunday date, but I have a funny image of about ten of us going, cos others will want to watch! :lol:

To completely ruin a bit of shakespeare...
When shall we three meet again.... oh yeah Sunday :lol:
Tickle me... you can encourage me anyway you want to :giggle:
Ten??? :shock: :shock: Since when has piercing become a spectator sport??? :giggle:
Quote by mistress_sassy
OMG, why do I feel I am going to come back on sun with you two with clit hood piercings and me with a tongue piercing! :shock: I expect much hand holding and encouragement!
I am resigned, off to search for suitable piercing studio (who needs to search, I already know the two best ones, I've ben in a fe times to ask about getting tongue done - I always chicken out tho! redface)

Wooo hooo... well I'll be there with lots of handholding and encouragement if you promise to reciprocate too wink
Find one that does a money back guarantee if it doesn't work wink
Says she lighting up a cig......
Depo worked for me in the fact that I didn't have any periods while I was still having the jabs... but I came off it and got pregnant within 6 weeks of my injection due date even though it's supposed to take an eternity for your body to return to normal :shock:
Since had the snip because being mrs fertile scares the heebie jeebies out of me and I'd have it all whipped out if they'd let me.
Have to say lately my periods are a bit all over the shop... am considering going to the docs but don't know if they'd put me on the pill to even things out or not
Quote by mistress_sassy
That was the option I was thinking about... I'm not messing with the important bit... definitely not that brave! :shock:

A clit hood piercing doesn't hurt at all! Trust me, I do not do pain (well ok, thats a lie, I do not take pain :giggle) and I didn't feel a thing.
Went with someone from here to get it done and sat with legs akimdo and eyes closed clinging to her hand for dear life. Only knew it was over when she told me it was done, and I hadn't felt a thing lol
I want my nipples doing too - but scared of the pain and my tongue - even more scared of the pain and my tongue swelling! Oh and what work will say! :giggle:
It heals really quickly too, only out of action for about a week, maybe two at the most of its still a tender!
Why don't you get it done on sunday after the munch. Then it's out the way. I'll even come and hold you hand! biggrin
DG.... if you will I will... Sassy has two hands she can hold both of ours for us wink :lol:
Well with it being half term I am taking the kids down to see their new cousin and it's my daughter's birthday the day after. I may or may not be back up north to spend it with the tart. All depends on how my sister is doing. So as yet I have no idea what I'm doing for Valentine's day dunno
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
I might just cock-starve her for a little while
:grin:
innocent

Do your worst, because Celestria and I might go on a "pretty cock hunt" :smug:
only might?? wink :giggle:
Dammie you really are looking for trouble tonight aren't you? your making up for it shags must be bloody good wink
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Cut or uncut, doesn't matter as long as they're pretty

With you on that one HLB... and there are some very strange looking ones out there :shock:
When the tart and I first got together we had several long discussions about how we were both going to continue with our now entwined swinging lives and we both realised that neither of us wanted to give it up, we just set some new rules and boundaries which we were both comfortable with at that time. They were pretty tight at first but as we've both grown in our relationship some of those initial rules and boundaries have been edged open again.
I know that if he wasn't in my life then I wouldn't give up on my swinging life. Yeah I might just be socially involved for a while, but I could never give it up completely.
I am sitting here chuckling away to myself nodding and agreeing with most of the comments on this thread. I guess subconsciously there are a lot of things that would turn me off from contacting someone and I hadn't realised half of them.
Actually thinking about it the funniest thing I've seen on a profile recently was a picture of an erect cock carefully positioned in front of a tv screen showing porn. Yeah great... you can get a hard on while watching porn.... you know what... porn makes me horny too but I don't feel the need to display that fact rolleyes
You know I really think we should start a thread for profile turn ons and see if some of the more "dodgy" ones improve.... purely an experiment and nothing to do with my need to perve of course wink
Oooh and I just thought... sari silk... if you have a sari shop near you have a look in there... beautiful fabrics relatively cheaply and make great throws and cushion covers. And cushion covers are dead easy to make... straight lines on the sewing machine, nothing is simpler
And remember the texture thing, chenille, velvet, suede all things that are yummy to touch and feel wink
Quote by Gilbster
it's the ones from the "educated proffesional (sic) man" that really turn me off

Forgive me for asking a stupid, naive question, but does that mean they are a Sex Professional, or just someone with a really good job? redface
It means they're apparently educated and professional but just are incapable of spelling it correctly wink lol
Quote by little gem

Mmmm, Brainiac. :inlove:
Did I ever mention I find geeks very very sexy!? redface
As for the question at hand... I'm somehwat disapointed because I thought it was a thread about putting vanilla custard and exploding it with mortars, seeing how it was after being napalmed and maybe even watching them fill a caravan of the stuff then explode it! lol
Swinging or non swinging, people are people and the choice you've made is either right or wrong but you'll never know if you don't try.
Gem. x - Brainiac Fan! biggrin

Stuff that... hmmmm brainiac... I personally find Richard Hammond incredibly sexy surprisedops: :oops:
So Gem if I put my specs on and start talking all brainy stuff... will you shag me? :giggle:
it's the ones from the "educated proffesional (sic) man" that really turn me off
How about mainly neutral cream colours, but with feature wall done in something a little more dramatic. Either a deep red or purple type shade? If you can then find a light coloured bedding with a small pattern in it that pics out the feature wall colour it will all co-ordinate. I have some funky cream bedding that has a deep red embroidered pattern on it. Don't forget lighting though... can make all the difference to the look of a room. I personally like the idea of some fairly lights twisted through that headboard but then I might just be a bit wierd lol
We're in the process of totally revamping our bedroom too and have just ordered all our new bedroom furniture. The tart has the job of ripping out my nasty horrible fitted wardrobes and organising forthe carpet fitter to come the week after next :lol:
Quote by Shireen
I have to say that both Steve and I are finding it hard going at the minute... We both seem to be getting headaches after reading the forum for about 20 minutes... It's that bad for me that I haven't bothered logging in most of the day and I dont anticipate logging on tonight either sad
The text isn't very clear at all and we are having to squint to read it. That's propably why we are getting headaches dunno

OK good point. Perhpas the wrong shade of blue can be a migraine inducer for some.
I wonder if specsavers are looking into a special discount promotion for swinging heaven members???
Quote by Calista
I can see why guys moan about having to pay so much, but I can also see the clubs reasons. If they charged a nominal fee for single guys then in all honesty on a Friday night the places would be overrun with single guys looking for a quick shag, this in turn would drive away a lot of couples and wouldn't be profitable.
Single fems have always been the holy grail and so te enticement is there.
Whether or not I agree with it makes no difference, at the end of the day the pricing policy is down to the club and if you pay £100 then simply put you just make it worth it yourself.
Cx

Couldn't have said it better.
Personally I don't think it's unfair at all. They have costs to cover and it's definitely a supply and demand issue. Oh and I'm an ex single fem and now a couple.
It's Friday, the kids are going to go to their dads in half an hour if I can get them to come inside and I have the tart to myself for the whole weekend..... oh and we're going shopping wooooooooo hoooooo
I know that we're all resistant to change. But colour schemes are not going to stop the majority of people posting. It's growing on me I have to say. Especially since the IE7 screen split issue has been sorted
Quote by H-x
Welcome to the mad house.
Catchy name, or is it an instruction?
H.x

If it's an instruction I want to read some of the instruction manuals you've been reading lately :twisted:
Welcome to the site screwtape (ok yes I admit it I nearly wrote screwfix then redface )
Quote by Sarah
Can I take pis of you as well???

Take the piss or take pics? lol Either way I wouldn't refuse you wink
My hair was about half way down my back until a couple of weeks ago.... it's shoulder length now and I think I prefer it this length. I used to have very short hair which my ex referred to as my "butch lesbian" look. Wonder why he's my ex? rolleyes I did at one point consider having it incredibly short but I think I grew out of that phase very quickly, before I got to the hairdresssers anyway lol
I have tried in vain to find a shade of red that I really really loved so I am gradually going back to something near my natural colour (mousey brown) and might even try going a bit lighter at some point in the future when all the red has grown out or been covered up.
Fickle with my hair? Oh gosh yes!
I know the one I have of me on my profile is over a year old now and I don't think I've changed that much. Well clothes I wore a year ago still fit (although perhaps a little better) and my hair is a little shorter than it was, but my mission this weekend is to get the tart to take some newer pictures of me.
How often do you update your pics and do you think you should udate them more often?
Thanks nicky, I had managed to read that thread... I hardly ever use the previous thread link but it's coming in useful now lol :lol:
yup mine looks like that too and I've cleared my cache three times.... pleased it's not just me lol